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(Entertainment Weekly)   John Travolta can't stop his gay lover from opening his mouth anymore   (news-briefs.ew.com) divider line 100
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2014-07-22 11:54:37 PM  
The Scientologists will take care of him.
 
2014-07-23 12:00:18 AM  
Just come out already, dude. Seriously. You can still play straight characters in movies. You no doubt are surrounded by friends who would be incredibly supportive. And when you come out, tell your homophobic "church" to fark off.
 
2014-07-23 12:39:36 AM  
It's all a lie I tell ya!  A li...

www.moviesandtvhistoryguy.com
 
2014-07-23 12:43:39 AM  
www.ramanon.com
 
2014-07-23 12:47:25 AM  
Would someone explain to me why Travolta or anyone else has to fit into your preconceived sexual stereotypes?
 
2014-07-23 12:47:38 AM  
The jig is up.  Come on out.  Now's the time...really, nobody cares.  The story now isn't that you're gay, it's that you're hiding your gay lover.
 
2014-07-23 12:49:20 AM  
He's gonna go home, jack off; and that's all he's gonna do.
 
2014-07-23 12:52:06 AM  

Tsar_Bomba1: It's all a lie I tell ya!  A li...

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Huh. He could have been Archer back then. I blame Malory. And Duchess.
 
2014-07-23 12:53:02 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: Would someone explain to me why Travolta or anyone else has to fit into your preconceived sexual stereotypes?




It's basically a long standing rumor that's been going around hollywood for years.
 
2014-07-23 12:54:08 AM  
No one outside of his freaky little cult, some overzealous fans, and possibly his wife cares who he wants to bang. Why not just be honest?
 
2014-07-23 12:57:19 AM  
No, mustn't spill, as that's very tacky, woman or man, right?
 
2014-07-23 01:00:32 AM  
You would think Travolta could of afforded someone younger.

spygamestudios.com
 
2014-07-23 01:00:35 AM  
You can tell by the way he uses that walk

duh
 
2014-07-23 01:03:51 AM  

img2.wikia.nocookie.net


"If you won't come out,


can I come in?"

 
2014-07-23 01:07:34 AM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: He's gonna go home, jack off; and that's all he's gonna do.


He's 60 years old. Even Viagra can't help anymore.
 
2014-07-23 01:13:57 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-23 01:20:07 AM  

Tsar_Bomba1: It's all a lie I tell ya!  A li...

[www.moviesandtvhistoryguy.com image 550x815]


...and that's the gayest thing I've seen all day, so, umm... thanks for that, I guess.
 
2014-07-23 01:28:54 AM  

Darth_Lukecash: Dwight_Yeast: Would someone explain to me why Travolta or anyone else has to fit into your preconceived sexual stereotypes?

It's basically a long standing rumor that's been going around hollywood for years.


A rumor that also has photographic evidence that the entire world has seen.
 
2014-07-23 01:30:40 AM  
Aeiiii, up your nose with a rubber hose!
 
2014-07-23 01:30:59 AM  

shower_in_my_socks: Darth_Lukecash: Dwight_Yeast: Would someone explain to me why Travolta or anyone else has to fit into your preconceived sexual stereotypes?

It's basically a long standing rumor that's been going around hollywood for years.

A rumor that also has photographic evidence that the entire world has seen.


At this point nobody actually gives a shiat, EXCEPT John Travolta.
 
2014-07-23 01:32:18 AM  

shower_in_my_socks: Darth_Lukecash: Dwight_Yeast: Would someone explain to me why Travolta or anyone else has to fit into your preconceived sexual stereotypes?

It's basically a long standing rumor that's been going around hollywood for years.

A rumor that also has photographic evidence that the entire world has seen.


Huh. I really never cared. Photographic evidence?  No matter. I just want the guy to be happy and be true to himself.
 
2014-07-23 01:40:03 AM  

Darth_Lukecash: Photographic evidence?


Yeah. It's easy to find with GIS. He was photographed kissing one of their male nannies on the lips as they were boarding their plane. That nanny is married (to a girl!) but they're all Scientologists, so, you know. If what this pilot from the 1980s says is true about him and Travolta, it would seem to imply that he has a history of having relationships with guys that he employs, and even that he might "hire" them as part of the official help to mask an ongoing personal relationship.
 
2014-07-23 01:47:46 AM  
You know, the world would be a better place if all you guys would stop obsessing about John Travolta's penis.

/I have a cool new girlfriend, so I can say this
//eat it, you anus obsessessed mother fark*ers
 
2014-07-23 01:51:16 AM  
Okay, I was reading the article and there's an ad right in the middle that says 'Get EW on your tablet'.
I don't know why that made me laugh.

/ Eww
 
2014-07-23 02:40:53 AM  
If John Travolta wants to hire a male nanny and then repeatedly thrust his engorged penis into the anus of said male nanny until the friction of his cock meat and the lightly lubricated inner membranes of the nanny's swollen rectal wall cause him to ejaculate into the nanny's small intestine, and then insert a pastel pink bendy straw into the nanny's anus to suck the spent ejaculate out, so be it.
 
2014-07-23 02:52:40 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: If John Travolta wants to hire a male nanny and then repeatedly thrust his engorged penis into the anus of said male nanny until the friction of his cock meat and the lightly lubricated inner membranes of the nanny's swollen rectal wall cause him to ejaculate into the nanny's small intestine, and then insert a pastel pink bendy straw into the nanny's anus to suck the spent ejaculate out, so be it.


Oh yeah, who's your Xenu? Who's your Xenu!? Say my name, biatch!

Take my thetans!
 
2014-07-23 03:01:05 AM  
I think you guys are ignoring a serious possibility. The guy; the " secret lover", not John Travolta; could just be completely nuts. It wouldn't be the first time somebody got so obsessed with a celebrity that they, the obsesser, started doing some very strange things.

/ Travolta and his sekrit club are, already, nuts
 
2014-07-23 03:06:11 AM  
This is they gayest Fark thread in at least a day.

/no homo
//except for Travolta
///who it seems is a giant homo with a voracious hunger for std-ridden cock
\;lol, he's gay
 
2014-07-23 03:14:59 AM  
I hope at some point Travolta comes out openly and that doing so allows him to leave that cult wrapped in a confidence scam and double dipped in religion that has him in it's clutches.

See also: Tom Cruise.

Got no problem with people being gay.

Gay famous people who keep their sexuality under wraps in order to maintain an image are a little more ethically problematical for me but I get it.

The CoS, OTOH, is pure evil.

Dangerous delusional control freaks with increasing political power and an army of lawyers to harass anyone who criticizes them.
 
2014-07-23 03:15:57 AM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 464x342]


*nods*
 
2014-07-23 03:20:41 AM  
No curr.
 
2014-07-23 03:25:21 AM  
I can't believe this issue has been stayin' alive for so long.
 
2014-07-23 05:11:26 AM  
So that explains why Marsellus let him take out his girlfriend in pulp fiction.
 
2014-07-23 05:18:34 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: I can't believe this issue has been stayin' alive for so long.


Sounds like this legal issue is about to come to a real face off, though.
 
2014-07-23 05:21:21 AM  

Farkenhostile: So that explains why Marsellus let him take out his girlfriend in pulp fiction.


I'd let John Travolta give my girl a foot rub.
 
2014-07-23 05:47:08 AM  
Buncha SP's in this thread.
 
2014-07-23 05:54:18 AM  
Shiat like this just pushes the other ones deeper in the closet and have them doing riskier things to be avoided(e.g gay prostitutes). If this guy was so much of his lover why expose it now for a cash grab.
 
2014-07-23 05:57:45 AM  
At this point I feel like people should just leave Travolta alone. Assuming that he is gay, it's more than clear at this point that the only way the man is ever going to come out is to get caught on camera being boned by some dude. All the jokes and everything else are just going to make his life unpleasant for no real reason.
 
2014-07-23 06:08:42 AM  
Helluva beard you got there

www4.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2014-07-23 06:10:31 AM  
I wonder how much money that crazy church offered this man to stay silent.  Depending on the amount, I may or may not have been John Travolta's gay lover. Come on Xenu, show me the money.
/of course, I'll probably be sued now
 
2014-07-23 06:14:26 AM  
Everyone is ghey.
 
2014-07-23 06:17:35 AM  

gingerjet: You would think Travolta could of afforded someone younger.

[spygamestudios.com image 415x235]


I don't know... I think they'd make a nice couple.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-07-23 06:31:22 AM  

italie: Helluva beard you got there

[www4.pictures.zimbio.com image 240x320]


she is absolutely stunning.  why she stays is a testament to her personality tho.
 
2014-07-23 06:33:15 AM  

shower_in_my_socks: Just come out already, dude. Seriously. You can still play straight characters in movies. You no doubt are surrounded by friends who would be incredibly supportive. And when you come out, tell your homophobic "church" to fark off.


That part just ain't gonna happen.  "Justice" Scalia would come out as Atheist first.
 
2014-07-23 06:51:47 AM  
Vinnie Barbarino, I am disappoint.
 
2014-07-23 06:58:52 AM  
www.conspirazzi.com
 
2014-07-23 07:02:19 AM  

lackadaisicalfreakshow: No one outside of his freaky little cult, some overzealous fans, most republicans, and possibly his wife cares who he wants to bang. Why not just be honest?


FTFY
 
2014-07-23 07:27:04 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: If John Travolta wants to hire a male nanny and then repeatedly thrust his engorged penis into the anus of said male nanny until the friction of his cock meat and the lightly lubricated inner membranes of the nanny's swollen rectal wall cause him to ejaculate into the nanny's small intestine, and then insert a pastel pink bendy straw into the nanny's anus to suck the spent ejaculate out, so be it.


Either my knowledge of biology is way off or Travolta has an incredibly long schlong and prostate made of tungsten.
 
2014-07-23 08:18:21 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: If John Travolta wants to hire a male nanny and then repeatedly thrust his engorged penis into the anus of said male nanny until the friction of his cock meat and the lightly lubricated inner membranes of the nanny's swollen rectal wall cause him to ejaculate into the nanny's small intestine, and then insert a pastel pink bendy straw into the nanny's anus to suck the spent ejaculate out, so be it.

Oh yeah, who's your Xenu? Who's your Xenu!? Say my name, biatch!

Take my thetans!


dear god....that made me lol too much
 
2014-07-23 08:25:16 AM  
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