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(Deadspin)   High school track coach and daughter-in-law of Nike founder allegedly just did it with a male student   ( fittish.deadspin.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Bill Bowerman, Melissa Bowerman, old member, track and field, Oregon State Police  
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2014-07-22 08:09:23 PM  
A straight female high school gym teacher? I call bullshiat.
 
2014-07-22 09:08:06 PM  
He was 17, no harm.
Oh wait, she comes from money
He's scarred for life!

/no patience with this bullsh*t
 
2014-07-22 09:14:30 PM  
www.wearysloth.com

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i62.tinypic.com

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i.kinja-img.com
 
2014-07-22 09:21:34 PM  
"Normally when someone from Nike is screwing kids, they're forcing the kid to make shoes." Best comment is best.
 
2014-07-22 09:37:11 PM  
Alleged victim is 17, she's 43 and her husband is 72.
 
2014-07-22 09:54:07 PM  

Prey4reign: Alleged victim is 17, she's 43 and her husband is 72.


She's not a teacher of the maths.
 
2014-07-22 10:11:01 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Prey4reign: Alleged victim is 17, she's 43 and her husband is 72.

She's not a teacher of the maths.


She knows some math. 72 doesn't go into 43, but 17 goes into 43 more that twice.
 
2014-07-22 10:14:24 PM  
Him: is this proper?
Her: just do it!
 
2014-07-22 10:59:09 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-07-22 11:02:07 PM  
I'd do it
 
2014-07-22 11:03:17 PM  
static.giantbomb.com
 
2014-07-22 11:05:35 PM  
I need to see the body.  Cause I would face fark her.

itsybitsysteps.com
 
2014-07-22 11:06:13 PM  
Gotta be the shoes.
 
2014-07-22 11:06:22 PM  
neongoats:

Wait... are you saying she was banging Wesley Crusher after his mom left the Enterprise?

/confuzorzd
 
2014-07-22 11:06:44 PM  
Well, to be fair, the guy was wearing this on his t-shirt:

www.wallsave.com
 
2014-07-22 11:07:39 PM  
So...can someone explain to me why I'm supposed to care?
 
2014-07-22 11:09:52 PM  

grumpfuff: So...can someone explain to me why I'm supposed to care?


img.myconfinedspace.com
 
ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2014-07-22 11:11:03 PM  

grumpfuff: So...can someone explain to me why I'm supposed to care?


It's posted on Deadspin... I can't believe I clicked it.
 
2014-07-22 11:13:36 PM  
Two on one? I've heard tale of this.
 
2014-07-22 11:20:33 PM  
There was a time where you'd rather be molested by someone wearing their Adidas.
 
2014-07-22 11:21:29 PM  

MrBallou: JoieD'Zen: Prey4reign: Alleged victim is 17, she's 43 and her husband is 72.

She's not a teacher of the maths.

She knows some math. 72 doesn't go into 43, but 17 goes into 43 more that twice.


+11/10
 
2014-07-22 11:23:58 PM  

Ed Willy: grumpfuff: So...can someone explain to me why I'm supposed to care?

[img.myconfinedspace.com image 476x500]


Well, that's certainly a straw man.
 
2014-07-22 11:29:02 PM  
Melissa Bowerman was carted an hour and a half from her home in Fossil to rot in the Madras jail.

Nice objective reporting there, skippy.
 
2014-07-22 11:30:22 PM  

Point02GPA: MrBallou: JoieD'Zen: Prey4reign: Alleged victim is 17, she's 43 and her husband is 72.

She's not a teacher of the maths.

She knows some math. 72 doesn't go into 43, but 17 goes into 43 more that twice.

+11/10


Ditto. I'm awarding my 'comment of the day' to MrBallou. Well done.
 
2014-07-22 11:31:30 PM  
mmmmmm

crazy eyes

I like that

*fap fap fap*
 
2014-07-22 11:32:18 PM  
 
2014-07-22 11:32:26 PM  
Looks like the 1st booking on a Faces of Meth story
i.kinja-img.com
 
2014-07-22 11:32:30 PM  
Something doesn't add up... Why would the daughter of the Nike founder be working a low wage gig like a gym coach??
 
2014-07-22 11:33:59 PM  
media.knoxnews.com
 
2014-07-22 11:35:33 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Prey4reign: Alleged victim is 17, she's 43 and her husband is 72.

She's not a teacher of the maths.


How many times does 17 go into 43?
 
2014-07-22 11:36:20 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Something doesn't add up... Why would the daughter of the Nike founder be working a low wage gig like a gym coach??


Daughter-in-law. Maybe he doesn't like her. Not good enough for his son. Family stuff is weird.

Why can't fark have reading comprehension?
 
2014-07-22 11:37:24 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Something doesn't add up... Why would the daughter of the Nike founder be working a low wage gig like a gym coach??


The "Benefits'?
 
2014-07-22 11:40:14 PM  

Prey4reign: she's 43 and her husband is 72.


Innocent! She deserves some teen schlong. Gross old man is gross!

/ I am Perry Mason
 
2014-07-22 11:45:51 PM  
Bowerman was arrested at her home in Fossil, Ore., after a tip in early July

Just the tip?
 
2014-07-22 11:51:32 PM  
Swoosh?

img.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-23 12:00:24 AM  
FTA-Husband Jon, the son of Bill Bowerman who also coached the program, was irate, and threatened to resign himself. "It's 'you're guilty until proven innocent'

no its innocent until proven guilty dont you people ever watch cops?
 
2014-07-23 12:14:15 AM  
 
2014-07-23 12:25:29 AM  
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-07-23 12:27:55 AM  

saturn badger: But to be fair Fossil is in the middle of nowhere. Zoom out and see. She had to do something to relieve the boredom.

https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Fossil,+OR&hl=en&ll=44.995883,-120.21 24 02&spn=0.275802,0.389671&sll=37.269174,-119.306607&sspn=19.822275,24.9 38965&oq=fossil&t=h&hnear=Fossil,+Wheeler+County,+Oregon&z=12


Holy shiat. That's like 350 miles from my place in northern California. And I thought I was in the middle of nowhere.
 
2014-07-23 12:29:58 AM  

JohnBigBootay: Point02GPA: MrBallou: JoieD'Zen: Prey4reign: Alleged victim is 17, she's 43 and her husband is 72.

She's not a teacher of the maths.

She knows some math. 72 doesn't go into 43, but 17 goes into 43 more that twice.

+11/10

Ditto. I'm awarding my 'comment of the day' to MrBallou. Well done.


This has been a fine day for Fark, but I join you in that award.  Today that's no small accomplishment.
 
2014-07-23 12:43:24 AM  
i.kinja-img.com

lolwut?
 
2014-07-23 01:17:54 AM  
Worst reboot of "Personal Best" ever.
 
2014-07-23 01:32:44 AM  

Boo_Guy: Looks like the 1st booking on a Faces of Meth story
[i.kinja-img.com image 392x486]


Exactly what I was thinking, but apparently the second...
Meth, I'll bet on it. You can see it in the eyes...
42 doing a 17 year old and married to a 76 year old? Why didn't she just split the difference and bang someone her own age?
 
2014-07-23 01:47:17 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Something doesn't add up... Why would the daughter of the Nike founder be working a low wage gig like a gym coach??


Access to 17 year old boys?
 
2014-07-23 01:52:01 AM  
What's the age of consent in Oregon? Does her action violate that law, or the Teacher-Shall-Not-Fondle-Student Act?

Cuz around here the AoC is 16. Or so I've heard.
 
2014-07-23 01:52:53 AM  
Grrr.. the thing that is missed in all of these stories is the power relationship, I don't really care about age, I don't know if I was competent at 13 or 15 but I certainly turned a lot of oldsters down, but they could not force me the could not use institutional, or social power against me.

I don't know what would have happened if they could, guess I would have been rape raped a lot when I was a teenager.

Power you have it you use it, your a sociopath, that is the only common thread, teachers, couches, people in power over people.

This is why republican are in favour of rape, because they are in favour of holding power over people period.

It sickens me.
 
2014-07-23 02:10:09 AM  
+1 for headline
 
ecl [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2014-07-23 02:20:13 AM  

albatros183: Grrr.. the thing that is missed in all of these stories is the power relationship, I don't really care about age, I don't know if I was competent at 13 or 15 but I certainly turned a lot of oldsters down, but they could not force me the could not use institutional, or social power against me.

I don't know what would have happened if they could, guess I would have been rape raped a lot when I was a teenager.

Power you have it you use it, your a sociopath, that is the only common thread, teachers, couches, people in power over people.

This is why republican are in favour of rape, because they are in favour of holding power over people period.

It sickens me.


Yea... periods are gross.
 
2014-07-23 02:27:44 AM  

Prey4reign: Alleged victim is 17, she's 43 and her husband is 72.


17 + 72 = 89

89/2 = 44.5

What she's really doing is making so the average age is close to her age, making it no longer creepy that she was having sex with them.
 
2014-07-23 02:37:52 AM  

albatros183: Grrr.. the thing that is missed in all of these stories is the power relationship, I don't really care about age, I don't know if I was competent at 13 or 15 but I certainly turned a lot of oldsters down, but they could not force me the could not use institutional, or social power against me.

I don't know what would have happened if they could, guess I would have been rape raped a lot when I was a teenager.

Power you have it you use it, your a sociopath, that is the only common thread, teachers, couches, people in power over people.

This is why republican are in favour of rape, because they are in favour of holding power over people period.

It sickens me.


Yes those couches do have a strange power over me. I walk by one and it makes me lie down on it and take a nap. Or watch TV.
 
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