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(Yahoo)   "The law says I can breastfeed my baby in public." "Um, but that's a cat." With picture of what a cat anticipating a feeding might look like   (yahoo.com ) divider line
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2014-07-22 08:54:13 PM  
Heavybreathing.jpg
 
2014-07-22 09:10:23 PM  
Pixy Stix-addicted kid

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2014-07-22 09:39:52 PM  
i.imgur.com

R.I.P. TORI AMOS
 
2014-07-22 10:56:50 PM  
If you won't let her, can I still feed her pussy?
 
2014-07-22 10:57:45 PM  
Better than one giving a bj!
 
2014-07-22 11:02:12 PM  
Geez. What's with all the lame-ass Yahoo links today? Yahoo will give you three sentences about something important, but they'll drone on ad nauseum with mindless drivel like this. Do yourself a favor, fellow Farkers, and don't bother clicking on this crap.
 
2014-07-22 11:03:22 PM  
Cat lady, nuff said
 
2014-07-22 11:08:29 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Geez. What's with all the lame-ass Yahoo links today? Yahoo will give you three sentences about something important, but they'll drone on ad nauseum with mindless drivel like this. Do yourself a favor, fellow Farkers, and don't bother clicking on this crap.


I saw two dumb paragraphs and a picture of a kid sleeping on a tit. I assume that's the entire story, so I don't care to click for more information.
 
2014-07-22 11:10:32 PM  
it's been my experience that any work that includes "confessions" in the title is poorly written and unintelligent (unless it was penned in the tenth century in latin)

also, flight attendants are easy

that has been my experience
 
2014-07-22 11:27:01 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Geez. What's with all the lame-ass Yahoo links today? Yahoo will give you three sentences about something important, but they'll drone on ad nauseum with mindless drivel like this. Do yourself a favor, fellow Farkers, and don't bother clicking on this crap.


It was a much less entertaining read than I thought it would be.
 
2014-07-22 11:29:02 PM  
Can I penis-feed my girlfriend in public?
 
2014-07-22 11:30:01 PM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: Danger Avoid Death: Geez. What's with all the lame-ass Yahoo links today? Yahoo will give you three sentences about something important, but they'll drone on ad nauseum with mindless drivel like this. Do yourself a favor, fellow Farkers, and don't bother clicking on this crap.

I saw two dumb paragraphs and a picture of a kid sleeping on a tit. I assume that's the entire story, so I don't care to click for more information.


That's all I saw too.  Apparently the internet has decided you must do a scavenger hunt for the 'story'.
 
2014-07-22 11:30:09 PM  
women
 
2014-07-22 11:44:25 PM  
Do the laws say it has to be your child, or your species that you're feeding?

There probably isn't an age cutoff either;

"I'm just feeding my son."
"But he's in his late twenties."

/and so what if i'm 400lbs. I'll wear a bikini while walking around LA if I want and you can't say anything
//and marry a turtle
///maybe the fundies are right
\\\\I'm frightened now
 
2014-07-22 11:58:57 PM  
www.blogcdn.com

Her crucifix kinda looks upside down too.
 
2014-07-22 11:59:55 PM  
I had a kitten try to do this. It was disturbing. Why you would feel comfortable enough to want to do that on a plane, I don't know.
 
2014-07-23 12:05:06 AM  

Bathysphere: I had a kitten try to do this. It was disturbing. Why you would feel comfortable enough to want to do that on a plane, I don't know.


I once was holding a puppy on my chest. I didn't have a shirt on. Next thing I know the little f*cker clamped down on my man-nipple, hard. Jesus, that hurt. My girlfriend thought it was the funniest thing ever.
 
2014-07-23 12:06:17 AM  

Abox: Can I penis-feed my girlfriend in public?


best stick to an alley, or behind a dumpster.
 
2014-07-23 12:07:06 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Bathysphere: I had a kitten try to do this. It was disturbing. Why you would feel comfortable enough to want to do that on a plane, I don't know.

I once was holding a puppy on my chest. I didn't have a shirt on. Next thing I know the little f*cker clamped down on my man-nipple, hard. Jesus, that hurt. My girlfriend thought it was the funniest thing ever.


funnyasduck.net
 
2014-07-23 12:12:30 AM  
I saw some random Japanese porn? of this a while back if anyone is interested it is out there.
 
2014-07-23 12:53:09 AM  
Was she breastfeeding a cat or a kitten?

/yes, it makes a difference
//btw, TFA raped my phone. Yahoo sucks
 
2014-07-23 01:10:35 AM  

mcmnky: Was she breastfeeding a cat or a kitten?

/yes, it makes a difference
//btw, TFA raped my phone. Yahoo sucks


There isn't enough THIS in the world to say how much I agree with you.
 
2014-07-23 01:50:57 AM  

Lars The Canadian Viking: I saw some random Japanese porn? of this a while back if anyone is interested it is out there.


This one?  NSFW
 
2014-07-23 02:24:58 AM  
we drink cow's milk. the animals should get a turn at our milk.
 
2014-07-23 02:44:42 AM  

doglover: Danger Avoid Death: Bathysphere: I had a kitten try to do this. It was disturbing. Why you would feel comfortable enough to want to do that on a plane, I don't know.

I once was holding a puppy on my chest. I didn't have a shirt on. Next thing I know the little f*cker clamped down on my man-nipple, hard. Jesus, that hurt. My girlfriend thought it was the funniest thing ever.


Is it weird that I first read the picture's caption as Lactose?
 
2014-07-23 03:18:00 AM  
cdn.memegenerator.net
 
2014-07-23 03:36:53 AM  
Cats and Boobs? Together in one thread?

media.veryfunnypics.eu

I'm happeh nao! ^__^
 
2014-07-23 03:38:46 AM  

quatchi: Cats and Boobs? Together in one thread?

[media.veryfunnypics.eu image 600x436]

I'm happeh nao! ^__^


animalluverclub.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-23 03:46:17 AM  
Some fetishes are possibly best kept for the privacy of your own home.

But my first thought was, when were cats allowed to sit in the passenger section of an airplane in the first place?
 
2014-07-23 04:40:45 AM  

Nidiot: Some fetishes are possibly best kept for the privacy of your own home.

But my first thought was, when were cats allowed to sit in the passenger section of an airplane in the first place?


I brought mine in the passenger section when I moved. He had to be in an approved soft-sided carrier and under the seat in front of me.
 
2014-07-23 06:13:55 AM  
Picture from the article:

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Kid thinking "Lower...."
 
2014-07-23 06:26:31 AM  

DrWhy: doglover: Danger Avoid Death: Bathysphere: I had a kitten try to do this. It was disturbing. Why you would feel comfortable enough to want to do that on a plane, I don't know.

I once was holding a puppy on my chest. I didn't have a shirt on. Next thing I know the little f*cker clamped down on my man-nipple, hard. Jesus, that hurt. My girlfriend thought it was the funniest thing ever.

Is it weird that I first read the picture's caption as Lactose?


No, I did the same thing and considered changing the meme myself.
 
2014-07-23 06:27:30 AM  
BTW, how would this not hurt like all holy hell? Them farkers got razor sharp teeth.
 
2014-07-23 06:37:42 AM  
I'm all for breastfeeding, but breastfeeding an animal strikes me as being one of the most disturbing things I might ever see. It's right up there with breastfeeding a 9 year old.

Having said that, what'd be worse? A cat meowing for the whole flight, or a person breastfeeding the cat? I think I'll go with the meowing being worse, so breastfeed away. I can always not look.
 
2014-07-23 07:28:26 AM  
This probably isn't very good for the cat (unless the cat is old enough that it eats mostly other food, in which case it is just CREEPY). Human milk and predator milk is very different. And unlike with a child, where breastfeeding through age 2 can improve intelligence and immunity, it's a goddamn cat so who cares what its IQ is.
 
2014-07-23 07:59:19 AM  
Yes, but maybe the cat is a service animal that this women needs to breastfeed for comfort and support for some disability.  Mess with that and you'll have both La Leche League and the ADA police after you.
 
2014-07-23 08:17:51 AM  

Persnickety: Yes, but maybe the cat is a service animal that this women needs to breastfeed for comfort and support for some disability.  Mess with that and you'll have both La Leche League and the ADA police after you.


Maybe the woman is the service animal for the cat.
 
2014-07-23 08:30:18 AM  
i.imgur.com

/is confused
 
2014-07-23 09:06:14 AM  

Boo_Guy: Do the laws say it has to be your child, or your species that you're feeding?

There probably isn't an age cutoff either;

"I'm just feeding my son."
"But he's in his late twenties."


Approves:

static.fjcdn.com

/this is certainly going to give a new (and altogether disturbing) meaning to "Itty Bitty Kitty Committee"
 
2014-07-23 09:26:28 AM  
images.cpcache.com
 
2014-07-23 09:39:04 AM  
One cat's opinion:

www.kawaiiinu.jp
 
2014-07-23 10:55:39 AM  
" .. and a banana for your monkey, lady."
 
2014-07-23 12:07:15 PM  
I am also so disturbed by the woman who let her child pee into a cup while at their seats.

And the woman who put her baby in the aisle deserves to have her child trampled.
 
2014-07-23 01:56:39 PM  
Its weird but why would they care?
 
2014-07-23 03:32:41 PM  

pdee: Its weird but why would they care?


Because it's farking gross to look at?

FWIW we have all kinds of laws that prohibit things that don't hurt anyone but are judged as unpleasant to look at. Such as public nudity, pissing in public and being fat.
 
2014-07-23 07:15:19 PM  
So? Beats the snot out of a wailing breastfeeding sprog.
 
2014-07-23 09:55:02 PM  

The_Hound: Lars The Canadian Viking: I saw some random Japanese porn? of this a while back if anyone is interested it is out there.

This one?  NSFW


www.quickmeme.com
 
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