mysticcat: You just have to aim it in the general direction......
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Nadie_AZ: I've got an idea. We could avoid it, if we built a wooden badger ...
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rikkidoxx: The French can fart themselves into oblivion all by themselves. Word to people who want to tour France. Do not, repeat, do not travel the Metro during rush hour. You'll be showering for a week.
Prey4reign: You know whose life was changed due to gas warfare? And not in a good way.
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KIA: Le Pétomane?
upndn: Who's gonna pull the finger?
MrBallou: But what about the smell?
turbocucumber: Bonus: the guys name. Furze means fart in german.
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