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(Gizmodo)   Le pew: Man builds 'biggest fart machine ever,' plans to destroy France with it   (sploid.gizmodo.com) divider line 56
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2014-07-22 06:00:16 PM  
img3.wikia.nocookie.net

They'll never know what hit them.
 
2014-07-22 06:10:48 PM  
You just have to aim it in the general direction......
 
2014-07-22 08:14:40 PM  
But what about the smell?
 
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2014-07-22 08:57:47 PM  

mysticcat: You just have to aim it in the general direction......


+1
 
2014-07-22 09:08:00 PM  
Fight poo with poo?
 
2014-07-22 09:09:28 PM  

mysticcat: You just have to aim it in the general direction......


www.lolriot.com

Winnar winnar chicken dinnar!!
 
2014-07-22 09:14:47 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: mysticcat: You just have to aim it in the general direction......

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Winnar winnar chicken dinnar!!


I was going to say "they started it", but I see that's been covered.

/silly knnnnnnniggits.
 
KIA
2014-07-22 09:16:44 PM  
Le Pétomane?
 
2014-07-22 09:17:39 PM  
You know whose life was changed due to gas warfare?  And not in a good way.
 
2014-07-22 09:24:09 PM  
Nobody ever says Italy...
 
2014-07-22 09:24:28 PM  
Could do it far cheaper:

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2014-07-22 09:26:39 PM  
Wait, I thought bulldogs were born, not built.
 
2014-07-22 09:28:33 PM  
I've got an idea. We could avoid it, if we built a wooden badger ...
 
2014-07-22 09:32:36 PM  

Nadie_AZ: I've got an idea. We could avoid it, if we built a wooden badger ...


Badgers?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx6TBrfCW54

/obligatory
 
2014-07-22 09:33:16 PM  
Fetchez la vache!
 
2014-07-22 09:33:19 PM  

Son of Thunder: [img3.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x345]

They'll never know  notice  what hit them.


FTFY
 
2014-07-22 09:35:10 PM  
The Old Lady just asked me if I was gonna let this upstart take away my title...


/mumbles about smartass wives while I go looking for some pickled eggs damnit
 
2014-07-22 09:37:34 PM  
The French can fart themselves into oblivion all by themselves. Word to people who want to tour France. Do not, repeat, do not travel the Metro during rush hour. You'll be showering for a week.
 
2014-07-22 09:43:46 PM  

rikkidoxx: The French can fart themselves into oblivion all by themselves. Word to people who want to tour France. Do not, repeat, do not travel the Metro during rush hour. You'll be showering for a week.


Do they still have that aversion to deodorant thing going on over there?


/Haven't been there in over 20 years but the juxtaposition of 1000 dollar suits and extreme pit odor still hangs with me
 
2014-07-22 09:45:01 PM  
This better get a followup.
 
2014-07-22 09:45:07 PM  
Meh. We already got one.
 
2014-07-22 09:45:40 PM  

Prey4reign: You know whose life was changed due to gas warfare?  And not in a good way.


If you're thinking of who I think you're thinking of then it's too bad it didn't change his life to a death.

/forever ruined a mustache style.
 
2014-07-22 09:47:07 PM  
With the cheese France has laying around I think the guy has quite the challenge ahead of him.
 
2014-07-22 09:53:17 PM  
a noble goal.  Godspeed to a fart smeller  smart feller
 
2014-07-22 09:58:00 PM  
I told them we already got one.

/snickers
 
2014-07-22 10:08:12 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-22 10:11:46 PM  
Even if he doesn't succeed, this man deserves all of the Nobel Prizes. This is a more inspired idea than writing, agriculture, and the wheel combined.
 
2014-07-22 10:15:01 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x213]


Welcome to you are DOOM??

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2014-07-22 10:16:42 PM  
Hi.
 
2014-07-22 10:18:25 PM  

Fart_Machine: Hi.


That is perfect.
 
2014-07-22 10:18:33 PM  

Fart_Machine: Hi.


This is an upgrade. Your services will no longer be required.
 
2014-07-22 10:30:02 PM  
How will it smell any different in France?

/also, pew-pew
 
2014-07-22 10:40:26 PM  

Pribar: Because People in power are Stupid: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x213]

Welcome to you are DOOM??

-confuseddog.jpg-


When your doomed, it makes sense.
 
2014-07-22 10:44:43 PM  
Friskey!
 
2014-07-22 11:01:13 PM  
It will only make them more powerful.
 
2014-07-22 11:07:18 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Fart_Machine: Hi.

This is an upgrade. Your services will no longer be required.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-22 11:11:03 PM  
Who's gonna pull the finger?
 
2014-07-22 11:28:31 PM  
You'll smell like a native for a couple of weeks.
 
2014-07-22 11:53:45 PM  

KIA: Le Pétomane?


William J!
 
2014-07-23 12:13:27 AM  
media.pcgamer.com
 
2014-07-23 12:14:16 AM  

upndn: Who's gonna pull the finger?


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French fingers?
 
2014-07-23 01:03:00 AM  

MrBallou: But what about the smell?


France smells like that all the time. This guy is just adding the sound effects.
 
2014-07-23 01:52:06 AM  
Will he who dealt it, smell'd it?
 
2014-07-23 01:54:48 AM  
French seen hurriedly stitching together biggest sheets and comforter set ever to contain the blast.
 
2014-07-23 02:04:23 AM  
Someone put too many farts in this engine! It's about to explode!
 
2014-07-23 02:56:09 AM  
Bonus: the guys name. Furze means fart in german.
 
2014-07-23 04:26:12 AM  
I said "DART gun"
 
2014-07-23 05:16:18 AM  

turbocucumber: Bonus: the guys name. Furze means fart in german.


Colon fart?
 
2014-07-23 08:14:27 AM  
Howard Stern should get behind this
 
2014-07-23 08:49:50 AM  
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Qui a coupe' le fromage?
 
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