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(Washington Post)   Don't you hate it when an unexpected guest just drops in and hangs out, stinking up the place?   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 63
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2014-07-22 02:33:12 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-22 02:40:43 PM  
Yes I do. Subby, come get your mom.
 
2014-07-22 03:09:11 PM  
Who pays for the remediation?
 
2014-07-22 03:33:33 PM  
This would seem to support a mid-air breakup.  Also, Christ that would suck!
 
2014-07-22 03:46:59 PM  
Tipunova blamed the Ukrainian government for the downing of the jet

It's somewhat comforting to know that not just Americans are severely lacking in critical thinking skills.
 
2014-07-22 04:07:55 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Tipunova blamed the Ukrainian government for the downing of the jet

It's somewhat comforting to know that not just Americans are severely lacking in critical thinking skills.


The area where it went down is mostly populated by ethnic Russians and is held by separatists, it's hardly surprising that she blames the Ukrainian government.
 
2014-07-22 04:14:39 PM  
Long Pig. Get to cooking.
 
2014-07-22 04:15:43 PM  

timujin: Marcus Aurelius: Tipunova blamed the Ukrainian government for the downing of the jet

It's somewhat comforting to know that not just Americans are severely lacking in critical thinking skills.

The area where it went down is mostly populated by ethnic Russians and is held by separatists, it's hardly surprising that she blames the Ukrainian government.


That, plus her brain is made out of pudding.
 
2014-07-22 04:16:26 PM  
 
2014-07-22 04:17:04 PM  
Well, a woman's place IS in the kitchen.
 
2014-07-22 04:17:53 PM  

ChipNASA: http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4043/4543138674_b909613ac7.jpg


farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2014-07-22 04:19:28 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-22 04:19:32 PM  
So The Washington Post is doing hipster, click-baity headlines now:
"When the body of a MH17 victim fell through this woman's kitchen"

I guess it's better than:

1 SIMPLE TRICK FOR LIVING WHERE A CORPSE WILL SMASH THROUGH YOUR HOME'S ROOF, AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
 
2014-07-22 04:20:30 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ChipNASA: http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4043/4543138674_b909613ac7.jpg

[farm5.static.flickr.com image 500x339]


SOMEBODY won't let me post images.
I pissed someone off, apparently.
 
2014-07-22 04:21:05 PM  
i.imgur.com

Gets the picture.
 
2014-07-22 04:21:11 PM  

FarkingReading: So The Washington Post is doing hipster, click-baity headlines now:
"When the body of a MH17 victim fell through this woman's kitchen"

I guess it's better than:

1 SIMPLE TRICK FOR LIVING WHERE A CORPSE WILL SMASH THROUGH YOUR HOME'S ROOF, AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT

THAT OBAMA DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW
 
2014-07-22 04:22:01 PM  
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-07-22 04:22:21 PM  

ChipNASA: SOMEBODY won't let me post images.
I pissed someone off, apparently.


That happened to me about a month ago.  I wasn't able to post anything.

/soup...none for you.
//you...no soup
 
2014-07-22 04:22:42 PM  
Mrs Helmut: What shall we do, Helmut?
Helmut: We must ring the Government.
Mrs Helmut: This is the Government, Helmut.
Helmut: Oh dear.
Mrs Helmut: It is a great honour to have so many members of the Government dead in our sitting room.
Helmut: Drawing room.
Mrs Helmut: Ja, well...
Helmut: There are no members of the Government dead in our sitting room.

i1.ytimg.com
/who's that by the cat litter?
 
2014-07-22 04:23:55 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Well, a woman's place IS in the kitchen.


And done. That's twice today you've made me actually COL.
 
2014-07-22 04:24:34 PM  
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm coming through the roof!
 
2014-07-22 04:27:09 PM  

Katolu: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Well, a woman's place IS in the kitchen.

And done. That's twice today you've made me actually COL.


Cough out loud?!  You should get that checked...
 
2014-07-22 04:27:28 PM  
Did they drop any good loot?
 
2014-07-22 04:27:44 PM  

timujin: Marcus Aurelius: Tipunova blamed the Ukrainian government for the downing of the jet

It's somewhat comforting to know that not just Americans are severely lacking in critical thinking skills.

The area where it went down is mostly populated by ethnic Russians and is held by separatists, it's hardly surprising that she blames the Ukrainian government.


Well that, and I am sure that people in that area who suggest anything but the party line get a complimentary Polonium injection.
 
2014-07-22 04:30:13 PM  

que.guero: timujin: Marcus Aurelius: Tipunova blamed the Ukrainian government for the downing of the jet

It's somewhat comforting to know that not just Americans are severely lacking in critical thinking skills.

The area where it went down is mostly populated by ethnic Russians and is held by separatists, it's hardly surprising that she blames the Ukrainian government.

Well that, and I am sure that people in that area who suggest anything but the party line get a complimentary Polonium injection.


Polonium is expensive.  I think they just give them lead poisoning.
 
2014-07-22 04:31:48 PM  
s2.postimg.org
 
2014-07-22 04:33:10 PM  

smd31: Katolu: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Well, a woman's place IS in the kitchen.

And done. That's twice today you've made me actually COL.

Cough out loud?!  You should get that checked...


Chuckle...guess it isn't a thing. Or it could be the TB.
 
2014-07-22 04:33:22 PM  
Beats having to eat 112 year old ham.
 
2014-07-22 04:34:15 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [s2.postimg.org image 500x375]


I am so going to hell for laughing at that
 
2014-07-22 04:38:23 PM  
media.giphy.com
 
2014-07-22 04:38:27 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [s2.postimg.org image 500x375]

I am so going to hell for laughing at that


Save me a seat... I scared the cat with my reaction.
 
2014-07-22 04:42:05 PM  
Dutch treat?
 
2014-07-22 04:42:13 PM  
Well, I was going to tell the story about how a baby skunk decided my suburban back yard was a great place to curl up and die last week. But with the awfulness of TFA, I think I'll just move along.

/ It's rainin' men?
// Sheesh, tough crowd
 
2014-07-22 04:42:54 PM  
Carrion luggage.
 
2014-07-22 04:43:12 PM  
Was it Dave Chappelle?
 
2014-07-22 04:43:57 PM  

TheHighlandHowler: Who pays for the remediation?


Looking at the photo of the home, I'm not so sure the event wasn't remediative.
 
2014-07-22 04:47:48 PM  
i1.ytimg.com

No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came busting through my roof, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Passenger Storage"?
 
2014-07-22 04:48:59 PM  
And where will they bury the survivors?

/Joke about 400 miles off course.
 
2014-07-22 04:49:26 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [s2.postimg.org image 500x375]

I am so going to hell for laughing at that


Hahaha what is that fat chick from?
 
2014-07-22 04:50:13 PM  
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2014-07-22 04:50:45 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Well, a woman's place IS in the kitchen.


Oh, my! You live up to your name so well!
Nicely done, and I'd like an isle seat...
 
2014-07-22 04:52:20 PM  
Oh, yes, I needed to day, that is one of the most farked up things I have heard of today, especially since I'm guessing they are dirt poor already and probably don't have the means for repairs...
 
2014-07-22 04:52:47 PM  
There are bodies scattered all over that town, so it definitely broke up in the air. Many of the bodies apparently lost their clothes from the wind on the way down.
 
2014-07-22 04:53:33 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [i1.ytimg.com image 348x268]

No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came busting through my roof, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Passenger Storage"?


lastangryfan.com

Jimmy you know I didn't see no  sign...
 
2014-07-22 05:01:07 PM  

LoneDoggie: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [i1.ytimg.com image 348x268]

No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came busting through my roof, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Passenger Storage"?

[lastangryfan.com image 200x275]

Jimmy you know I didn't see no  sign...


www.roadfood.com
 
2014-07-22 05:01:14 PM  

ChipNASA: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ChipNASA: http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4043/4543138674_b909613ac7.jpg

[farm5.static.flickr.com image 500x339]

SOMEBODY won't let me post images.
I pissed someone off, apparently.


They changed their scripts.  Try turning off NoScript or using Chrome.
 
2014-07-22 05:02:47 PM  

Percise1:
Nicely done, and I'd like an isle seat...




Here ya go...


gaia.adage.com
 
2014-07-22 05:03:33 PM  

ChipNASA: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ChipNASA: http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4043/4543138674_b909613ac7.jpg

[farm5.static.flickr.com image 500x339]

SOMEBODY won't let me post images.
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2014-07-22 05:06:16 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: ChipNASA: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ChipNASA: http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4043/4543138674_b909613ac7.jpg

[farm5.static.flickr.com image 500x339]

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And, nevermind. I haz a stupid.
 
2014-07-22 05:08:48 PM  

Percise1: Oh, yes, I needed to day, that is one of the most farked up things I have heard of today, especially since I'm guessing they are dirt poor already and probably don't have the means for repairs...


What do you mean they don't have the means for repairs...

They have a body shaped hole in the roof and a body shaped body in the kitchen.

All they need is a ladder and some duct tape & it's good as new.
 
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