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(BBC-US)   If you release an animal into the wild, make sure it's in a place where it can find prey. Unless, of course it's a boa constrictor and you put it in a playground, that's just not cool   (bbc.com) divider line 18
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2014-07-22 12:05:35 PM  
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2014-07-22 02:18:56 PM  

scottydoesntknow: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x382]


img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-22 02:30:45 PM  

scottydoesntknow: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x382]


Done in one
 
2014-07-22 02:36:52 PM  
"All Snakes Must Be On Leash"
 
2014-07-22 02:38:55 PM  
*costanza.jpg*
 
2014-07-22 02:40:42 PM  
Meh, winter will take care of them.
 
2014-07-22 02:43:24 PM  
I don't see the problem.

/every playground should come with a couple of pitbulls for the kiddies to play with
 
2014-07-22 02:52:06 PM  
That picture is not of a boa constrictor. Fake news is fake
 
2014-07-22 02:55:53 PM  

boarch: That picture is not of a boa constrictor. Fake news is fake


It's really an anaconda.  They don't want to cause a panic.
 
2014-07-22 02:55:56 PM  

umad: I don't see the problem.

/every playground should come with a couple of pitbulls for the kiddies to play with


Pitbulls, boa constrictors, black widow spiders.  Perhaps give them lawn darts too.  Never forget, people, this is war.
 
2014-07-22 03:02:04 PM  
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2014-07-22 03:05:09 PM  

Trance750: Done in one


Nope. We still need...

Ambitwistor: [c1.staticflickr.com image 600x373]

 
2014-07-22 03:05:51 PM  
Getting swallowed by a giant snake is the best way to die. Vanishing feet first into a slick wet hole would give your life perfect symmetry.
 
2014-07-22 03:20:31 PM  
lulz
 
2014-07-22 03:21:16 PM  

Ned Stark: Getting swallowed by a giant snake is the best way to die. Vanishing feet first into a slick wet hole would give your life perfect symmetry.


Snakes swallow head first.

/giggity
 
2014-07-22 03:24:51 PM  
geologywriter.com
 
2014-07-22 05:30:13 PM  
It's the circle of life, kids.
Quit your whining.
 
2014-07-22 09:47:46 PM  
Oh no! He's up to my toe!
Oh gee! He's up to my knee!
Aw heck! He's up to my neck!

Kids in my day knew how to deal with it.

/Oh dread! He's swal...
 
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