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(The Gateway Pundit)   Elizabeth Warren is just like Hitler because she made a list   (thegatewaypundit.com) divider line 232
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2014-07-22 11:56:07 AM  
Was it a list of groups of people that needed to be killed off to help keep the master race pure?

Then, so like Hitler
 
2014-07-22 11:59:41 AM  
And because Hitler pretended to be an indian so he could get preferential treatment in school and job applications

/He was an affirmative Achtung, baby
 
2014-07-22 11:59:57 AM  
Pretty creepy isn't it?

Conservative journalism.
 
2014-07-22 12:05:09 PM  
And in that respect, Hitler is just like Santa.
 
2014-07-22 12:12:55 PM  
This isn't the first time we've seen a list like this.

1.bp.blogspot.com

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5 Disastrous Obama Policy Decisions That Have Already Blown Up In His Face
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5 High Crimes And Misdemeanors For Which Obama Deserves To Be Impeached (Jun 07, 2014
5 Ways Liberal Race Hustling Is Bad For America
The 6 Lamest Excuses For Failure From The Obama Administration
The Top 5 Things Graduating Students Need To Hear Before They Go Into The Real World
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5 Reasons Big Government Can Never Work The Way Liberals Claim It Does
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Can You Spot The Racist, Homophobic Anti-Semites In This Special 10 Item Quiz?
15 Examples Of "Liberal Privilege"
The 7 Reasons America Became A Great Power
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The Twenty Best Quotes of CPAC 2014
5 Ways Liberals Try To Control You
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5 Scientific Reasons That Global Warming Isn't Happening
5 Ways Liberals Make War on Women
5 Virtues That Liberals Take To The Extreme
Why Obamacare is a Plague on America in 13 Quotes
5 People and Groups Abused By the Government For Opposing Obama
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The 20 Most Annoying Liberals Of 2013
5 Ways the Liberal Obsession With Income Inequality Hurts the Poor


And those are just his 2014 lists!
 
2014-07-22 12:15:36 PM  
Wait, what?

Warren made a list.

Hitler made a list.

Therefore Progressivism = Nazism and Liz Warren = Hitler?

Looks like Gateway Pundit has studied this thing out.

Wait. If making a single list makes one a Hitler what does that say about that fat tub of goo who looks like the bastard love child of John Candy and a potato who's crappy list-based articles are always being greenlit around here?

Does this mean that John Hawkins is actually worse than 40 Hitlers?

/Just asking questions.
//Stupid questions, of course.
///In my defense Gateway Pundit totally started it!
 
2014-07-22 12:17:33 PM  

Diogenes: This isn't the first time we've seen a list like this.


*internet fist bump*
 
2014-07-22 12:19:49 PM  
Who the fark reads shiat-ass blogs like this and then submits them to fark or elsewhere to share their stupid hobby of reading works by mentally deficient man-children?
 
2014-07-22 12:20:37 PM  

quatchi: Diogenes: This isn't the first time we've seen a list like this.

*internet fist bump*


So thus far he's at least 42 Hitlers in 2014 alone!
 
2014-07-22 12:23:55 PM  

Diogenes: quatchi: Diogenes: This isn't the first time we've seen a list like this.

*internet fist bump*

So thus far he's at least 42 Hitlers in 2014 alone!


Half of which ended up her on Fark as Pol tab threads. Huzzah!

I always learn so much from those articles.

/He said with as straight a face as he could possibly manage.
 
2014-07-22 12:25:24 PM  
Didn't Oskar Schindler also have a list? Does that make Elizabeth Warren a hero?
 
2014-07-22 12:26:13 PM  

Il Douchey: And because Hitler pretended to be an indian so he could get preferential treatment in school and job applications

/He was an affirmative Achtung, baby


i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-22 12:28:09 PM  

exick: Didn't Oskar Schindler also have a list? Does that make Elizabeth Warren a hero?


That would seem to cancel out a Hitler.  Purely quantitatively speaking, of course.

I guess they'll have to go back to calling her "professor" as if it were an insult.
 
2014-07-22 12:33:38 PM  

dr_blasto: Who the fark reads shiat-ass blogs like this and then submits them to fark or elsewhere to share their stupid hobby of reading works by mentally deficient man-children?


Hi! Subby here! I read the article because I found it hilariously awful and reminiscent of Hawkin's lists, as Diogenes pointed out. I submitted it because I wanted to share the amusement with my fellow farkers. I apologize that it does not meet your expectations of quality humor, but well...welcometofark.jpg
 
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2014-07-22 12:36:04 PM  

dr_blasto: Who the fark reads shiat-ass blogs like this and then submits them to fark or elsewhere to share their stupid hobby of reading works by mentally deficient man-children?


That's kind of what Fark is all about.
 
2014-07-22 12:41:17 PM  

Il Douchey: /He was an affirmative Achtung, baby


baby baby baby, light my waaaaaaay

/oh come on
//:D
 
2014-07-22 12:43:36 PM  

grumpfuff: Hi! Subby here! I read the article because I found it hilariously awful and reminiscent of Hawkin's lists, as Diogenes pointed out. I submitted it because I wanted to share the amusement with my fellow farkers. I apologize that it does not meet your expectations of quality humor, but well...welcometofark.jpg


ignore him, we love you :D

not necessarily for this list, mind you. For the....other things......~_^
 
2014-07-22 12:46:08 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-22 12:48:03 PM  

somedude210: grumpfuff: Hi! Subby here! I read the article because I found it hilariously awful and reminiscent of Hawkin's lists, as Diogenes pointed out. I submitted it because I wanted to share the amusement with my fellow farkers. I apologize that it does not meet your expectations of quality humor, but well...welcometofark.jpg

ignore him, we love you :D

not necessarily for this list, mind you. For the....other things......~_^


SHHHH! You're not supposed to talk about those things. What if the others found out????
 
2014-07-22 12:56:06 PM  

grumpfuff: SHHHH! You're not supposed to talk about those things. What if the others found out????


we'd have world peace!
 
2014-07-22 12:58:48 PM  
Buzzfeed has lots of lists, but I wont insult or denigrate Hitler by comparing him to the pure evil that is Buzzfeed.
 
2014-07-22 01:04:57 PM  

somedude210: grumpfuff: SHHHH! You're not supposed to talk about those things. What if the others found out????

we'd have world peace!


Wish a little wish, dream a little dream.
 
2014-07-22 01:07:53 PM  
how is warren far left?
 
2014-07-22 01:11:27 PM  

maudibjr: how is warren far left?


There are two categories in this nation:
Conservative ENOUGH
Far-left Liberal Whackjob

No one would argue that Senator Warren is Conservative Enough, so therefore obviously she's a far-left liberal whackjob.
 
2014-07-22 01:11:40 PM  

maudibjr: how is warren far left?


Because the GOP has dragged the center so far to the right so fast that the sonic boom blew off Mussolini's hat.
 
2014-07-22 01:15:19 PM  

maudibjr: how is warren far left?


Because she believes in tighter regulations on Wall St., increasing taxes on the wealthy, immigration reform, student loan reform, infrastructure spending, clean energy investment, women's reproductive rights, increased gun control, marriage equality, protecting medicare and medicaid, and protecting social security.

All of these things make her far left. Her and a majority of Americans.
 
2014-07-22 01:17:05 PM  

Il Douchey: And because Hitler pretended to be an indian so he could get preferential treatment in school and job applications

/He was an affirmative Achtung, baby


so you are going to vote for her?
SWEET
 
2014-07-22 01:17:14 PM  

grumpfuff: dr_blasto: Who the fark reads shiat-ass blogs like this and then submits them to fark or elsewhere to share their stupid hobby of reading works by mentally deficient man-children?

Hi! Subby here! I read the article because I found it hilariously awful and reminiscent of Hawkin's lists, as Diogenes pointed out. I submitted it because I wanted to share the amusement with my fellow farkers. I apologize that it does not meet your expectations of quality humor, but well...welcometofark.jpg


Hi!

I'm crabby today.
 
2014-07-22 01:23:05 PM  
I thought that had to be satire, then I saw it was from Jim Hoft - dumbest man on the Internet.

Hoft: "Elizabeth Warren's List for Progressives Is EERILY SIMILAR to Hitler's Nazi List"

Warren: "- We believe that equal means equal, and that's true in marriage, it's true in the workplace, it's true in all of America.

- We believe that immigration has made this country strong and vibrant, and that means reform."

Hitler: "- Only those who are our fellow countrymen can become citizens. Only those who have German blood, regardless of creed, can be our countrymen. Hence no Jew can be a countryman.

- Those who are not citizens must live in Germany as foreigners and must be subject to the law of aliens.

- Any further immigration of non-Germans must be prevented. We demand that all non-Germans who have entered Germany since August 2, 1914, shall be compelled to leave the Reich immediately."



Yep, totally the same, those lists...
 
2014-07-22 01:30:35 PM  

grumpfuff: Wish a little wish, dream a little dream.


oh so you've about my dreams, have you?

/wait....
 
2014-07-22 01:35:12 PM  
So Oskar Schindler is Hitler? Damn!
 
2014-07-22 01:41:44 PM  
assets-s3.rollingstone.com
 
2014-07-22 01:44:45 PM  

somedude210: grumpfuff: Wish a little wish, dream a little dream.

oh so you've about my dreams, have you?

/wait....


I think you accidently a word there.
 
2014-07-22 01:51:34 PM  

grumpfuff: somedude210: grumpfuff: Wish a little wish, dream a little dream.

oh so you've about my dreams, have you?

/wait....

I think you accidently a word there.


are we still talking about last time?
 
2014-07-22 01:52:48 PM  

Il Douchey: And because Hitler pretended to be an indian so he could get preferential treatment in school and job applications

/He was an affirmative Achtung, baby


C'mon, don't sell yourself short. "Douchey" isn't the half of it. You're special.
 
2014-07-22 01:53:35 PM  
GODDAMMITSOMUCH, why in the hell is the stupidest man on the internet, Jim Hoft, getting greenlit?

At least American Thinker links attempt to sound intelligent (and fail miserably, but the effort is there).
 
2014-07-22 01:53:49 PM  

somedude210: grumpfuff: somedude210: grumpfuff: Wish a little wish, dream a little dream.

oh so you've about my dreams, have you?

/wait....

I think you accidently a word there.

are we still talking about last time?


At this point, I don't have the slightest idea what we're talking about anymore.
 
2014-07-22 01:54:19 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: So Oskar Schindler is Hitler? Damn!


What about Santa? Every year, that farker is making lists and destroying dreams!
 
2014-07-22 01:55:39 PM  
HIllary - Warren: 2016

Bumper stickers that kill republicans!
 
2014-07-22 01:56:12 PM  
So, the distinction between "we believe" and "we demand" (Wir fordern) escapes Jim Hoft.
 
2014-07-22 02:04:56 PM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-22 02:05:54 PM  
...and added to the list of sins committed by this blog, they attributed the "you didn't build that" speech to Elizabeth Warren, when it was Obama who made that speech.
 
2014-07-22 02:12:50 PM  

haemaker: ...and added to the list of sins committed by this blog, they attributed the "you didn't build that" speech to Elizabeth Warren, when it was Obama who made that speech.


Facts are what the weak, the takers, and evil doers use to hobble and constrain the righteous.
 
2014-07-22 02:22:12 PM  
My wife makes a list before grocery shopping each and every week, but I wouldn't compare her to Hitler.  More like Stalin.
 
2014-07-22 02:29:37 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: My wife makes a list before grocery shopping each and every week, but I wouldn't compare her to Hitler.  More like Stalin.


dammit
 
2014-07-22 02:35:52 PM  
So presumably we're all going to be ethnically cleansed by the Buzzfeed staff.
 
2014-07-22 02:50:56 PM  
Really? I mean, do I REALLY have to do this?

*sigh* FINE!

Nazis:

minnesotansforglobalwarming.com

Not a Nazi:

media.salon.com

Not a Nazi:

newsbusters.org

Seriously, not EVERYONE is a freakin' Nazi.
 
2014-07-22 02:54:34 PM  

Diogenes: [assets-s3.rollingstone.com image 600x381]


Boehner's daydreaming... Some liquor bottle is beckoning to him.
 
2014-07-22 03:07:35 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
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2014-07-22 03:12:45 PM  

HawgWild: Really? I mean, do I REALLY have to do this?

*sigh* FINE!

Nazis:

[minnesotansforglobalwarming.com image 400x279]

Not a Nazi:

[media.salon.com image 407x271]

Not a Nazi:

[newsbusters.org image 406x304]

Seriously, not EVERYONE is a freakin' Nazi.


I don't see Cheney in there.
 
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