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(The Daily Caller)   Planned Parenthood: We aren't pro-abortion, we believe it's a last resort we never want to do... just ignore our abortion quota numbers for clinics and punishment for places that fall short   (dailycaller.com) divider line 133
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2014-07-22 10:08:17 AM
this sounds made up
 
2014-07-22 10:12:46 AM
This is complete and utter BS created by misogynistic assholes that hate their own mother.
 
2014-07-22 10:14:21 AM

Voiceofreason01: this sounds made up


Johnson says that when she voiced concerns to her supervisor about being expected to double the number of abortions performed, her supervisor laughed and said, "But Abby, abortion is how we make our money."

Yeah, that totally happened.
 
2014-07-22 10:24:44 AM
I hear that undertakers have quotas for dead people.

Otherwise known as a budget.
 
2014-07-22 10:26:49 AM

incendi: Voiceofreason01: this sounds made up

Johnson says that when she voiced concerns to her supervisor about being expected to double the number of abortions performed, her supervisor laughed and said, "But Abby, abortion is how we make our money."

Yeah, that totally happened.


Never mind that abortions are less than 2% of PP's services, clearly that's "how they make their money"
 
2014-07-22 10:26:55 AM
Sounds legit.
 
2014-07-22 10:27:44 AM

Voiceofreason01: this sounds made up


this is Daily Liar, you are probably right.
 
2014-07-22 10:29:37 AM
The Daily Caller? You mean that Tucker Carlson outfit that publishes Cuban propaganda about sitting US Senators? Yes, I'm sure this story is totally on the up and up.
 
2014-07-22 10:29:47 AM
Daily Caller?

Seems legit.
 
2014-07-22 10:39:23 AM
For certain websites (like Daily Caller), Fark should automatically post subby's handle after the headline.
 
2014-07-22 10:56:10 AM
Budget projections are "quotas" now?
 
2014-07-22 10:59:02 AM
A website if this nature makes claims that are undoubtably accurate and should in every way be taken at face value without doubts of its veracity.
 
2014-07-22 11:02:42 AM
Ralph Wiggum tells a more plausible story about making babies in a closet.
 
2014-07-22 11:03:20 AM
Aren't planned parenthood centers non-profit?
 
2014-07-22 11:03:50 AM
Troll bait is a go.  Repeat, troll bait is a go!
 
2014-07-22 11:04:05 AM
Wouldn't it be pure retarded for a place that provides free birth control to have an abortion quota?

Or, as I should say, this happened.
 
2014-07-22 11:04:22 AM
If there were serious money to be made in abortions you wouldn't have to go to a Planned Parenthood for one.
 
2014-07-22 11:04:42 AM
farking abort yourselves, you pieces of human garbage
 
2014-07-22 11:06:13 AM

thismomentinblackhistory: If there were serious money to be made in abortions you wouldn't have to go to a Planned Parenthood for one.


Tell Republicans they're profitable and you'll see fully legal 24 hour abortion clinics in no time.
 
2014-07-22 11:07:09 AM
No it is true, haven't you read about the Abortionplex
 
2014-07-22 11:08:47 AM
I am assuming that, if there is an actual basis for the article, a clinic received funding for a number of abortions and was told if it didn't meet the budgetted amount their funding would be cut next year. Like how any business would do it.
 
2014-07-22 11:08:55 AM
How does this even make us is news sense? I mean, aside from the fact that they are non profit and run by donation?


This is completely made up, and plays to the narrative that planned parenthood just wants to kill things.
 
2014-07-22 11:09:09 AM

thismomentinblackhistory: If there were serious money to be made in abortions you wouldn't have to go to a Planned Parenthood for one.


If there was serious money to be made the Koch Brothers would have such a large stake in it there would be franchise opportunities in every major city.
 
2014-07-22 11:09:15 AM

incendi: Voiceofreason01: this sounds made up

Johnson says that when she voiced concerns to her supervisor about being expected to double the number of abortions performed, her supervisor laughed and said, "But Abby, abortion is how we make our money."

Yeah, that totally happened.



How is she expected to increase the number of abortions? Is she supposed to go out and knock chicks up herself?

Let me guess, Ralph: One of the abortion babies looked at you?
 
2014-07-22 11:09:33 AM
I see everything I came to say has already been covered.
 
2014-07-22 11:09:38 AM
An organization runs on a budget and estimates costs of things. Sorry that is such a challenge for the party of small business to understand.
 
2014-07-22 11:09:44 AM
Good. More people should have abortions.
 
2014-07-22 11:10:09 AM

PP's contraceptive services prevent 612,000 unintended pregnancies & 291,000 abortions annually. It's the USA's biggest abortion preventer.

- Jill Filipovic (@JillFilipovic) February 2, 2012
 
2014-07-22 11:10:41 AM
Hey guys, has anyone questioned the veracity of this story yet?  Because it seems to me that it may not be entirely true.
 
2014-07-22 11:10:41 AM
From the comments:

Libtard Smasher • an hour ago
You need more than actual proof to convince a liberal these days.



I lol'd.
 
2014-07-22 11:10:56 AM
The story is bullshiat, of course, but what if it weren't? What is Planned Parenthood were actively working to find and attract patients for a service they offer, and even set benchmarks to measure the effectiveness of their efforts. Isn't that what a whole lot of health care providers do? I don't see Tucker Carlson going ballistic because the Boston Medical Group is trying to find and attract more patients with whiskey dick.
 
2014-07-22 11:11:48 AM
This won't be a problem once they open their Abortionplex.
 
2014-07-22 11:12:35 AM

incendi: Voiceofreason01: this sounds made up

Johnson says that when she voiced concerns to her supervisor about being expected to double the number of abortions performed, her supervisor laughed and said, "But Abby, abortion is how we make our money."

Yeah, that totally happened.


Sure it did. In Johnson's imaginary land of horribly cliched dialogue. The supervisor then rubbed her hands together menacingly, and petted her white cat.
 
2014-07-22 11:13:20 AM

Marcus Aurelius: This is complete and utter BS created by misogynistic assholes that hate their own mother.


Hating abortion means hating your own mother?
 
2014-07-22 11:15:22 AM
Silly people, Whether this is actually true or not is irrelevant. It's what some people WANT to be true, and that is really all that matters, isn't it?
 
2014-07-22 11:16:59 AM
I heard that all the free condoms given out by PP all have pin holes stuck in them!
 
2014-07-22 11:17:18 AM

BMulligan: The story is bullshiat, of course, but what if it weren't? What is Planned Parenthood were actively working to find and attract patients for a service they offer, and even set benchmarks to measure the effectiveness of their efforts. Isn't that what a whole lot of health care providers do? I don't see Tucker Carlson going ballistic because the Boston Medical Group is trying to find and attract more patients with whiskey dick.


The implication is that they would be pushing women to get abortions rather than other services. And pretty much nobody wants there to be more abortions.
 
2014-07-22 11:17:37 AM
37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-22 11:19:27 AM
Who is making the claim? Abby Johnson?

She makes a living from the anti-abortion community by, IMHO, making up or at least embellishing a lot of things that happened when she worked for PP.
 
2014-07-22 11:19:41 AM
I smell bullshiat.
 
2014-07-22 11:20:28 AM
FFS, Anti-choicers act like PP has reps outside middle schools offering girls a first-time freebie abortion.  In my state (MN) at least, an abortion is about $480, if you are poor.  When I went in for an abortion, the place was packed, but that is because one single clinic services MN, SD and ND.  Unless you're Kermit Gosnell and running a literal chop shop, there is no profit in poor women's health care.
/Abortionplex!
//Birth control and contraceptives for all who want them!
///Slashies, three, etc.
 
2014-07-22 11:20:31 AM

ALL GIRLS AGREE TO PULL PANTIES DOWN: 25.media.tumblr.com


Aborted fetuses, and poor Bapp Romney

i194.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-22 11:21:04 AM
I am one of those liberals who doesn't feel abortion should only be a last result.  If you find out you are pregnant and don't want to have a child I don't think you should feel any shame in ending the pregnancy.
 
2014-07-22 11:21:11 AM

incendi: Voiceofreason01: this sounds made up

Johnson says that when she voiced concerns to her supervisor about being expected to double the number of abortions performed, her supervisor laughed and said, "But Abby, abortion is how we make our money."

Yeah, that totally happened.


This literally reads like a line from one of those conservative propaganda films like "An American Carol"

Just imagine Johnson is Patty Heaton and the Supervisor is Kelsey Grammer
 
2014-07-22 11:21:25 AM

dywed88: BMulligan: The story is bullshiat, of course, but what if it weren't? What is Planned Parenthood were actively working to find and attract patients for a service they offer, and even set benchmarks to measure the effectiveness of their efforts. Isn't that what a whole lot of health care providers do? I don't see Tucker Carlson going ballistic because the Boston Medical Group is trying to find and attract more patients with whiskey dick.

The implication is that they would be pushing women to get abortions rather than other services. And pretty much nobody wants there to be more abortions.


"Well, yes ma'am, we could take a Pap smear and check those uterine lumps to make sure they're not fibroids - but wouldn't you really rather have a lovely abortion? They're on sale this week, and they go with everything!"

Sure. That makes sense.
 
2014-07-22 11:21:26 AM

stoli n coke: How is she expected to increase the number of abortions? Is she supposed to go out and knock chicks up herself?


crank up the speed on the whirly go round in the lobby
 
2014-07-22 11:22:14 AM
Abortion bad.  Killing kids at the border good.
 
2014-07-22 11:23:03 AM
Abortion quota?


www.oocities.org
 
2014-07-22 11:23:54 AM
"But Abby, abortion is where we make our money. No go out there and don't come back until you've brainwashed a negro into getting one. Don't forget to do your required praise of Sanger at lunch. Acorn".
 
2014-07-22 11:24:02 AM
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the hardest.
 
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