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(New York Daily News)   Teen mother dropped out, then went on to earn two Master's degrees and became a school principal, now serves as role model for disadvantaged Brooklyn kids by trying to smuggle heroin into a maximum-security prison   (nydailynews.com) divider line 30
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2014-07-22 09:32:45 AM  
Beavis and Butthead alert!  Way too many Coxsackies and Bushwicks here to keep them away.  Heh heh.
 
2014-07-22 10:22:00 AM  
I just can't imagine working so hard to to pull yourself up in order to be so stupid and become something as useless as a public school principal.
 
2014-07-22 10:32:55 AM  

exick: I just can't imagine working so hard to to pull yourself up in order to be so stupid and become something as useless as a public school principal.


Could have been worse. She could have been a guidance counselor.
 
2014-07-22 11:11:35 AM  
And they say blondes are dumb.
 
2014-07-22 11:13:08 AM  
"...cops caught the educator and her partner carrying heroin and prescription drugs into Coxsackie Correctional Facility."

I can't possibly make fun of that name.
 
2014-07-22 11:39:29 AM  

Mugato: exick: I just can't imagine working so hard to to pull yourself up in order to be so stupid and become something as useless as a public school principal.

Could have been worse. She could have been a guidance counselor.


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2014-07-22 01:05:51 PM  
You can take the ho out da hood, but you can't take da hood out da ho.....
 
2014-07-22 01:14:27 PM  

exick: I just can't imagine working so hard to to pull yourself up in order to be so stupid and become something as useless as a public school principal.


Hey she will get a nice pension for just polishing a chair with her butt. Maybe her and the principal from the school where she showed up late in her mercedes and fur coats while the kids had no supplies can get a place together.
 
2014-07-22 01:15:54 PM  
You gotta have two Masters degrees to be a principal nowadays? Wow. Back in my day all it took was a hatred of kids and a love of bureaucracy.
 
2014-07-22 01:16:11 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Mugato: exick: I just can't imagine working so hard to to pull yourself up in order to be so stupid and become something as useless as a public school principal.

Could have been worse. She could have been a guidance counselor.

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Is that Gruber?  What ever happened to those guys?
 
2014-07-22 01:18:29 PM  

chevydeuce: You can take the ho out da hood, but you can't take da hood out da ho.....


Came here to say that.  I think the same thing when I read about pro athletes with multi-million-dollar contracts getting busted for smuggling drugs.  Must be the thrill of it all....
 
2014-07-22 01:31:05 PM  

chevydeuce: You can take the ho out da hood, but you can't take da hood out da ho.....


True, but the guards took the heroin out of the hoo ha.
 
2014-07-22 01:32:39 PM  
So she was caught sayof?
 
2014-07-22 01:45:57 PM  
Yeah!  Teacher tenure!

Maybe she's guilty; maybe not.  She is presumed innocent.  Fine.  The charges, though, are very, very, serious.  She should be suspended without pay, not "reassigned away from her school" while continuing to draw her nice six figure salary.

/End teacher tenure.
//There is no reason for teacher tenure.
///Unions are bad for schools and bad for students.
 
2014-07-22 01:48:47 PM  

myrrh: You gotta have two Masters degrees to be a principal nowadays? Wow. Back in my day all it took was a hatred of kids and a love of bureaucracy.


Long Island University.....fourth tier copy pasta masters so take what you will from her credentials.
 
2014-07-22 01:54:15 PM  

IkonOlator: Yeah!  Teacher tenure!

Maybe she's guilty; maybe not.  She is presumed innocent.  Fine.  The charges, though, are very, very, serious.  She should be suspended without pay, not "reassigned away from her school" while continuing to draw her nice six figure salary.

/End teacher tenure.
//There is no reason for teacher tenure.
///Unions are bad for schools and bad for students.


Americans can't stand that their children are idiots.  So they blame the unions.
 
2014-07-22 01:55:01 PM  
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Should've put it in the chicken...
 
2014-07-22 02:18:55 PM  
Coxsackie?
 
2014-07-22 02:22:15 PM  

stonelotus: Coxsackie?


Farging iceholes!  I will chove that farging heroin right up your farging bagina, ju coxsacking icehole.
 
2014-07-22 02:40:51 PM  
Maybe it's like in The Great Gatsby.

/obscure?
 
2014-07-22 03:08:50 PM  
You can take the girl out of the Ghetto, but you cant take the Ghetto out of the girl.
 
2014-07-22 03:32:53 PM  

Scoop84: chevydeuce: You can take the ho out da hood, but you can't take da hood out da ho.....

True, but the guards took the heroin out of the hoo ha.


I literally spat food on my phone laughing when I read this while eating at lunch.

Now people at my work place cafeteria are looking at me. I think I successfully tricked them though by pretending it was a cough. A little throat clear, patting of the chest, and a drink of water and ya they all are totally convinced.
 
2014-07-22 03:52:07 PM  
Before you get all judgey, know that she had no choice in this matter.

Inmate was part of a drug ring that sells to prisoners...controlled from the outside. She had told that she had to do this or they would hurt her child. She will be cleared of all charges.
 
2014-07-22 04:19:42 PM  

Optimus Primate: Before you get all judgey, know that she had no choice in this matter.

Inmate was part of a drug ring that sells to prisoners...controlled from the outside. She had told that she had to do this or they would hurt her child. She will be cleared of all charges.


Her son is an inmate at the joint....wonder where the drugs were going?  She was also admonished a couple years ago and paid an ethics committee or some such thing a $1500 "fine" for using her official position to get her brother a job.....she's a scumbag hoodrat who just happened to get a college degree (and still farked up her life and that of her other kid).
 
2014-07-22 04:20:37 PM  
(clicked link)   yep, that's the stereotype
 
2014-07-22 04:21:30 PM  

keypusher: IkonOlator: Yeah!  Teacher tenure!

Maybe she's guilty; maybe not.  She is presumed innocent.  Fine.  The charges, though, are very, very, serious.  She should be suspended without pay, not "reassigned away from her school" while continuing to draw her nice six figure salary.

/End teacher tenure.
//There is no reason for teacher tenure.
///Unions are bad for schools and bad for students.

Americans can't stand that their children are idiots.  So they blame the unions.


Dude gimme one reason this woman shouldn't be fired. Not found guilty.. yet? Tenure is meant to ensure you're not fired without cause. Here the cause is obvious and she's still getting paid.
 
2014-07-22 06:04:23 PM  

LemSkroob: You can take the girl out of the Ghetto, but you cant take the Ghetto out of the girl.


I swear to god, this is the first thing I though.  Word for word.
 
2014-07-22 08:07:36 PM  
"a bunch of my friends were in there all day and i don't know anything that they left behind"
 
2014-07-22 08:09:04 PM  

WTP 2: "a bunch of my friends were in there all day and i don't know anything that they left behind"


I love that excuse. Here's a hint: get different friends because you're liable buddy
 
2014-07-23 12:26:32 PM  
She did not learn enough to overcome her "troubled childhood".

Perhaps an education behind bars will enlighten her, or more likely just make her a better criminal and a consumer of smuggled heroin.
 
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