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(WTSP)   Ray's pitcher Peralta: Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth (to have a tropical disease)   ( divider line
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2014-07-22 09:12:21 AM  
Saying: "Man I feel like crap, have a big headache, flu and aches and I got back from a tropical country 2 weeks ago" in a hospital is always a great way to get attention.
2014-07-22 09:51:37 AM  
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2014-07-22 10:23:41 AM  
Ray who?
2014-07-22 10:29:15 AM  
My old man has this. He calls it "chicken gumbo" because he likes making dad jokes but it's really debilitating. he has a tough time getting around with the swollen joints and everything. the symptoms are starting to subside but he will have bad joint damage from here on out. I can't even imagine being a big league athlete and getting the diagnosis. There's not much you can do besides try and soothe the symptoms and ride it out.
2014-07-22 10:46:42 AM  
KRAMER: I'm lookin' at Ray's Pizza. You know where that is?
JERRY: Is it Famous Ray's?
KRAMER: No. It's Original Ray's.
JERRY: Famous Original Ray's?
KRAMER: It's just Original, Jerry!
2014-07-22 11:14:16 AM  

They never had any big hits after Tubthumping, did they?
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