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(New York Daily News)   Odd news: man assaults bar patrons with hatchet. Fark: Man's name is Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller ("Mustang GT500" is my middle name)   ( divider line
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2014-07-22 09:21:07 AM  
Cardinals need to trade him, or ship him down to Memphis until he gets his head straight.
2014-07-22 12:22:13 PM  
''They say it's the quiet ones you have to watch. Bullshiat! While you're busy watching a quiet one a noisy one will farking kill you.'' - George Carlin
2014-07-22 12:27:10 PM  
"Burning them they ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0.."

/time 'na go solo
2014-07-22 12:30:16 PM

2014-07-22 12:30:26 PM

Shelby took the hatchet to color it with blood. It is still bright. Only when it is red, then it will be buried.
2014-07-22 12:30:45 PM
2014-07-22 12:33:12 PM  
He's just embarrassed that his mom named him Eleanor.
2014-07-22 12:39:24 PM  
It was a fine name until someone went and named a car Shelby Mustang GT500
2014-07-22 12:45:11 PM  
At least it wasn't Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
2014-07-22 12:47:05 PM  
"I just need to see one Russell Bandit Reynolds Jesse James Kenny The Gambler Rogers Number Three The Intimidator Dale Earnhardt Kenny The Gambler Rogers America's Number One Cuyler."
2014-07-22 12:49:44 PM  
"Personally I don't much like the 'Mustang GT500'. I think it's a jerky middle name. Still, it could be worse. I once knew a guy whose middle name was 'Mustang GT600'! Poor sucker!"
2014-07-22 01:04:12 PM  
I would have gone with "Super Snake" instead of "GT500".
2014-07-22 01:05:14 PM  
I wonder how little Adolf Hitler and Aryan Nation Campbell are doing these days
2014-07-22 02:17:07 PM
2014-07-22 02:45:03 PM  
In the "Hatchet Attacks at Bars" rankings, this guy has nothing on Carrie Ford Model T Nation.
2014-07-22 02:50:22 PM  
Still not as good as the most awesome middle name ever: "Wait for it"
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