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(ABC7 New York)   Houston multi-millionaire shows that he's just a normal, everyday guy who does normal, everyday things by urinating on the counter at a drug store after an argument with store employees   ( 7online.com) divider line
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2014-07-22 08:15:01 AM  
Just establishing his dominance!
 
2014-07-22 08:43:57 AM  
Peon-inspired incontinence is a common symptom of affluenza.

Why are we punishing this poor man when clearly he has a disease?
 
2014-07-22 08:49:34 AM  
Durst got into some sort of altercation Sunday afternoon with employees at a drug store...At one point, he urinated on the register...


That register really tied the drug store together man.
 
2014-07-22 10:16:38 AM  
Was it a Joke? Was Coke Involved?
 
2014-07-22 10:17:49 AM  
Im impressed the guy would wiz on command in front of an audience
 
2014-07-22 10:18:07 AM  

basemetal: Just establishing his dominance!


channel.nationalgeographic.com
TSST!  TSST!

Joo have to cho him that this space is not hees space. Joo mus claim eet first.
 
2014-07-22 10:18:39 AM  
Dude killed and dismembered a woman in 2001, too
 
2014-07-22 10:21:24 AM  
Multi-millionaire and one-time-accused-killer Robert Durst has been arrested again.

He's not an accused killer, he is a killer. Several times over. Still shocked he got away with all the murders.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Durst
 
2014-07-22 10:21:35 AM  
" At one point, he urinated on the register, damaging about $100 worth of candy. "

Farking hate crime, if you ask me....
 
2014-07-22 10:22:33 AM  
Oh THAT guy.

Since he's rich he's considered eccentric.
If he were one of The Poors he would be just regular crazy.
 
2014-07-22 10:23:57 AM  
I never knew Cloris Leachman was so bad-ass.

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-22 10:24:20 AM  
Lou Brown agrees...
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-22 10:25:17 AM  
There's some guy in charge of the evidence locker saying to himself: "who's gonna miss one little piece of pissed-on candy?"
 
2014-07-22 10:25:52 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Dude killed and dismembered a woman in 2001, too


Walker: Multi-millionaire and one-time-accused-killer Robert Durst has been arrested again.

He's not an accused killer, he is a killer. Several times over. Still shocked he got away with all the murders.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Durst


So he's Glenn Beck
 
2014-07-22 10:26:00 AM  

Walker: Multi-millionaire and one-time-accused-killer Robert Durst has been arrested again.

He's not an accused killer, he is a killer. Several times over. Still shocked he got away with all the murders.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Durst


Came here to say this. Dude is a farking psychopath. It is really pathetic, and completely ridiculous that he keeps getting away with it. If he were black and/or poor, he would be on death row 3x over.
 
2014-07-22 10:26:20 AM  
FTFA: At one point, he urinated on the register, damaging about $100 worth of candy.

Damaging. Not ruining. Just damaging.

"It's just a little pee! It's still good!"
 
2014-07-22 10:26:27 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: There's some guy in charge of the evidence locker saying to himself: "who's gonna miss one little piece of pissed-on candy?"


Lemon Drops?
 
2014-07-22 10:27:16 AM  
"At one point, he urinated on the register, damaging about $100 worth of candy."

 I'll bet he'll try to use the old "sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't" defense.
 
2014-07-22 10:27:37 AM  

Mirrorz: If he were one of The Poors he would be just regular crazy.

If he were one of The Poors (and also had the misfortune of being not white) he'd be dead because one of the murders took place in Texas.
 
2014-07-22 10:28:36 AM  
Just another day on NotAlwaysRight.com, although usually the urinating customers aren't so high class.
 
2014-07-22 10:28:46 AM  
He must have been picking up his affluenza medication.
 
2014-07-22 10:31:46 AM  

Walker: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Durst

According to prosecutors, he moved to Texas in 2000 and began cross-dressing to divert attention from the disappearance of McCormack.

He was caught in Wegmans Supermarket, after trying to steal a chicken sandwich and a Band-Aid, even though he had $500 cash in his pocket.


This reading like a Cohen Bros. movie.
 
2014-07-22 10:32:58 AM  

danielscissorhands: If he were black and/or poor


"He wouldn't even be OJ! He'd be Orenthal, the bus-driving murderer!"
 
2014-07-22 10:34:10 AM  
The trickle down effect in action.
 
2014-07-22 10:35:39 AM  
Fred Durst's pawpaw? Dude! I'm with you. Fark that pill-pusher and his candy-ass register. We should hang, bro. (He is rich, right?)
 
2014-07-22 10:36:21 AM  
www.busanhaps.com
 
2014-07-22 10:38:14 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-07-22 10:39:33 AM  

Dragonflew: FTFA: At one point, he urinated on the register, damaging about $100 worth of candy.

Damaging. Not ruining. Just damaging.

"It's just a little pee! It's still good!"


Clearance Bin.  .25 each.  5 for $1.
 
2014-07-22 10:40:46 AM  
At one point, he urinated on the register, damaging about $100 worth of candy.

Ummmm, some places, you pay an extra $100 for that...
 
2014-07-22 10:42:55 AM  

ChipNASA: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Dude killed and dismembered a woman in 2001, too

Walker: Multi-millionaire and one-time-accused-killer Robert Durst has been arrested again.

He's not an accused killer, he is a killer. Several times over. Still shocked he got away with all the murders.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Durst

So he's Glenn Beck


He said murder, not rape AND murder.

Did he rape and murder?  I don't know, I'm just asking questions....
 
2014-07-22 10:46:04 AM  
Good thing he's rich, he wont have to bother with that whole jail thing.
 
2014-07-22 10:46:10 AM  

Dragonflew: FTFA: At one point, he urinated on the register, damaging about $100 worth of candy.

Damaging. Not ruining. Just damaging.

"It's just a little pee! It's still good!"


www.littlebabysicecream.com

ICE CREAM!!!

(It's just "sprinkles")
 
2014-07-22 10:46:58 AM  
What a pisser.
 
2014-07-22 10:47:08 AM  
So it seems he has FU money, but not quite piss on the counter money.
 
2014-07-22 10:47:37 AM  
Came for the trickle down jokes. Left happy!
 
2014-07-22 10:50:22 AM  
Hey have not we all been pissed off in Walgreen's before?  "I'm just saying."
 
2014-07-22 10:51:26 AM  
I enjoy the fact that the local Texas paper identifies him as being from New York yet he hasn't lived there for 14 years. It's like the notion that such a classless jerk could ever hail from Texas is unheard of.
 
2014-07-22 10:53:19 AM  
That's mine, and that's mine too. I love that register... Mine now. OOOH Candy! ALL Mine now.
 
2014-07-22 10:54:42 AM  
who here has not asserted his dominance with a show of urine.
 
2014-07-22 10:55:31 AM  
Rich man walks in to a store.  Tells the cashier "I bet you $100 I can pee in to the penny drawer of your cash register and not miss one drop."  Cashier says "Try that and I'm calling the cops"  So the rich guys whips it out, in front of all the other customers  and starts peeing all over the place.  The candy rack, the People Magazines.  Not a drop goes in the cash register.  The cashier says "I'm calling the cops."
The rich guy says "You mean you're not happy that I peed everywhere and didn't pee in to the penny drawer like I bet you?"
Cashier says "No!  I didn't accept any bet!  I've called the cops and they're coming to arrest you for indecent exposure and public indecency."
Rich guy laughs and says "Fark you.  I'm rich."

/And the rich guy went to a "Rehab Center" in Cabo and paid a small fine.  He later bought the store and fired the cashier who had to go on unemployment and could never find another job again.
 
2014-07-22 10:56:40 AM  

Skarekrough: I enjoy the fact that the local Texas paper identifies him as being from New York yet he hasn't lived there for 14 years. It's like the notion that such a classless jerk could ever hail from Texas is unheard of.


Maybe they think he has stake in generic salsa
 
2014-07-22 10:57:44 AM  
Wow.

"During cross-examination, Durst admitted to using a paring knife, two saws and an axe to dismember Black's body before dumping his remains in Galveston Bay. The jury acquitted him of murder."

Oooookay.

"The rules of his release required him to stay near his home; permission was required to travel....Durst made an unauthorized trip to the boarding house where Black had been killed and to a nearby shopping mall. At the mall, he ran into the presiding judge from his murder trial, Judge Susan Criss."

1. d'oh!
2. "ran into"? not farking likely
 
2014-07-22 10:57:49 AM  

Diogenes: Peon-inspired incontinence is a common symptom of affluenza.

Why are we punishing this poor man when clearly he has a disease?


I asked myself the same question.

Clearly this guy is a winner and that's an attribute of leadership and business acumen.
 
2014-07-22 10:58:18 AM  
Just your average New York Democrat.
 
2014-07-22 10:59:23 AM  

Walker: Multi-millionaire and one-time-accused-killer Robert Durst has been arrested again.

He's not an accused killer, he is a killer. Several times over. Still shocked he got away with all the murders.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Durst


OJ says "Hi!"
 
2014-07-22 11:01:05 AM  

Walker: Multi-millionaire and one-time-accused-killer Robert Durst has been arrested again.

He's not an accused killer, he is a killer. Several times over. Still shocked he got away with all the murders.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Durst


what the hell how is he still walking around free?
 
2014-07-22 11:01:27 AM  
What an everyday normal guy may look (and sound) like (NSFW Language)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw
 
2014-07-22 11:06:30 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Skarekrough: I enjoy the fact that the local Texas paper identifies him as being from New York yet he hasn't lived there for 14 years. It's like the notion that such a classless jerk could ever hail from Texas is unheard of.

Maybe they think he has stake in generic salsa


Does he know they have a rope?
 
2014-07-22 11:14:24 AM  

You Are All Sheep: Walker: Multi-millionaire and one-time-accused-killer Robert Durst has been arrested again.

He's not an accused killer, he is a killer. Several times over. Still shocked he got away with all the murders.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Durst

what the hell how is he still walking around free?


Well, he was never investigated for the first two murders, and the third (unrelated) murder was apparently ruled an act of self defense.  He thoroughly defended himself and made sure the guy couldn't come back as a zombie.
 
2014-07-22 11:15:19 AM  

Walker: Multi-millionaire and one-time-accused-killer Robert Durst has been arrested again.

He's not an accused killer, he is a killer. Several times over. Still shocked he got away with all the murders.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Durst


So he kills someone in self defense. Sure, I can see that happening. But, did he think the person was a vampire or something? Is that why he chopped the body up?

/totally self defense.
 
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