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(TMZ)   Ray J charged with ten crimes by overzealous DA, including sexual battery--despite the cops saying no such crime took place. Perhaps the DA watched his sex tape with Kim Kardashian and is trying to punish him for unleashing her on the public   (tmz.com ) divider line
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2014-07-22 10:10:54 AM  
Well, you can call him Ray, or you can call him J, or you can call him Johnny, or you can call him Sonny, or you can call him Junie, or you can call him Junior; now you can call him Ray J, or you can call him RJ, or you can call him RJJ, or you can call him RJJ Jr., but you doesn't hasta call him Johnson.
 
2014-07-22 11:00:48 AM  

dittybopper: Well, you can call him Ray, or you can call him J, or you can call him Johnny, or you can call him Sonny, or you can call him Junie, or you can call him Junior; now you can call him Ray J, or you can call him RJ, or you can call him RJJ, or you can call him RJJ Jr., but you doesn't hasta call him Johnson.


This one's done, shut it down...
 
2014-07-22 11:18:42 AM  

dittybopper: Well, you can call him Ray, or you can call him J, or you can call him Johnny, or you can call him Sonny, or you can call him Junie, or you can call him Junior; now you can call him Ray J, or you can call him RJ, or you can call him RJJ, or you can call him RJJ Jr., but you doesn't hasta call him Johnson.


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2014-07-22 11:21:54 AM  

Wellon Dowd: dittybopper: Well, you can call him Ray, or you can call him J, or you can call him Johnny, or you can call him Sonny, or you can call him Junie, or you can call him Junior; now you can call him Ray J, or you can call him RJ, or you can call him RJJ, or you can call him RJJ Jr., but you doesn't hasta call him Johnson.

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You mean motherfarker, I was just about to post that.
 
2014-07-22 11:22:38 AM  

dittybopper: Well, you can call him Ray, or you can call him J, or you can call him Johnny, or you can call him Sonny, or you can call him Junie, or you can call him Junior; now you can call him Ray J, or you can call him RJ, or you can call him RJJ, or you can call him RJJ Jr., but you doesn't hasta call him Johnson.


There goes anything I hoped to contribute.
 
2014-07-22 11:27:05 AM  

Mikey1969: Wellon Dowd: dittybopper: Well, you can call him Ray, or you can call him J, or you can call him Johnny, or you can call him Sonny, or you can call him Junie, or you can call him Junior; now you can call him Ray J, or you can call him RJ, or you can call him RJJ, or you can call him RJJ Jr., but you doesn't hasta call him Johnson.

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You mean motherfarker, I was just about to post that.


Me too, gotta be quick around here. I can at least here. I can at least contribute this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoYsfbq3vMc
 
2014-07-22 11:53:13 AM  
I think all of us who posted in this thread have outed ourselves as being at least 45 years old.
 
2014-07-22 11:59:09 AM  
That thing was funny for about three seconds.
 
2014-07-22 12:09:49 PM  
Done in one.

/They call him 'dittybopper', taker of thread heads
 
2014-07-22 12:11:39 PM  

Biff_Steel: That thing was funny for about three seconds.


The fact that you don't like it only makes it funnier.
 
2014-07-22 12:19:50 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Done in one.

/They call him 'dittybopper', taker of thread heads


Yup. Thread over. Turn out the lights.
 
2014-07-22 12:28:44 PM  

Biff_Steel: That thing was funny for about three seconds.


Yeah, then you realized he really gonna stick his dick in that and you're yelling at the screen "Bro don't!"
 
2014-07-22 12:33:27 PM  

Biff_Steel: That thing was funny for about three seconds.


I'm sick of it already
 
2014-07-22 12:37:02 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Done in one.

/They call him 'dittybopper', taker of thread heads


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2014-07-22 01:39:23 PM  
All you all can leave, I'm gonna stick around for awhile.
 
2014-07-22 01:39:48 PM  
Yea, well fark you bastards, I'm posting it anyway. I already had the url before I clicked the comments.

*shakes tiny fist*


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2014-07-22 01:43:30 PM  

devilEther: All you all can leave, I'm gonna stick around for awhile.


Sweet.  I won't be so ronery then.
 
2014-07-22 02:02:20 PM  

dittybopper: but you doesn't hasta call him Johnson.


I seem to remember that during one of those bits, a hot blond walked by and said "Goodnight Mr. Johnson". Everybody on set winced in anticipation but instead of the spiel he said, "Now she can call me Johnson".
 
2014-07-22 02:13:01 PM  
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Now, you can call him Ron, or you can call him Swan, or you can call him RonSwan...
 
2014-07-22 02:39:49 PM  
I haven't seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape, but I'm gonna guess she's a primadonna, she doesn't show much cooch, and she spends a lot of time just lying there doing nothing
 
2014-07-22 02:45:06 PM  

zarberg: I haven't seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape, but I'm gonna guess she's a primadonna, she doesn't show much cooch, and she spends a lot of time just lying there doing nothing


Are you a wizard, because...wow.
Dead. On.
 
2014-07-22 02:58:28 PM  

exparrot: zarberg: I haven't seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape, but I'm gonna guess she's a primadonna, she doesn't show much cooch, and she spends a lot of time just lying there doing nothing

Are you a wizard, because...wow.
Dead. On.


No, but I have been with dumb vain girls before.

And I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night
 
2014-07-22 03:24:01 PM  

exparrot: zarberg: I haven't seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape, but I'm gonna guess she's a primadonna, she doesn't show much cooch, and she spends a lot of time just lying there doing nothing

Are you a wizard, because...wow.
Dead. On.


I have seen it, multiple times, and you are correct dear sir or madam.  Also, what's very, very apparent from watching the tape is that these two cumquats - and possibly their families - were very, very interested in releasing it to the public, considering Mr. J repeatedly addresses the viewer.  It was never meant to be private.
 
2014-07-22 04:10:05 PM  

Zerochance: exparrot: zarberg: I haven't seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape, but I'm gonna guess she's a primadonna, she doesn't show much cooch, and she spends a lot of time just lying there doing nothing

Are you a wizard, because...wow.
Dead. On.

I have seen it, multiple times, and you are correct dear sir or madam.  Also, what's very, very apparent from watching the tape is that these two cumquats - and possibly their families - were very, very interested in releasing it to the public, considering Mr. J repeatedly addresses the viewer.  It was never meant to be private.


"Possibly?" Kris Jenner has made a career out of being an attention pimp - making millions by attention-whoring out her daughters one by one. I know there were rumors that she rejected their first tape and told them to go make a sexier one.

And considering Kim spent the entire "released" one doing her best RealDoll impression, I can't imagine how terrible the rough draft must have been.
 
2014-07-22 05:03:19 PM  
I guess now we can call him "Rapist J"
 
2014-07-22 05:04:41 PM  

Mikey1969: Wellon Dowd: dittybopper: Well, you can call him Ray, or you can call him J, or you can call him Johnny, or you can call him Sonny, or you can call him Junie, or you can call him Junior; now you can call him Ray J, or you can call him RJ, or you can call him RJJ, or you can call him RJJ Jr., but you doesn't hasta call him Johnson.

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You mean motherfarker, I was just about to post that.



As was EVERYBODY who came to this thread.  Let it go.
 
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