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(Daily Express)   Holey shiat   (express.co.uk) divider line 77
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2014-07-22 09:14:44 AM  
Researchers have just returned from the first exhibition into the 262ft wide crater

Gettin' Frisky
 
2014-07-22 10:06:55 AM  
Something Something...Subby's Mom?!?!
 
2014-07-22 10:07:41 AM  
Paris Hilton is vacationing in Siberia this summer?
 
2014-07-22 10:07:57 AM  
So the Earth had a pimple that ruptured, and everyone is messing with it.
 
2014-07-22 10:08:31 AM  
They say it's 70 meters deep.

Since we don't use the metric system here, we've got nothing to worry about.


Anyone want a Royale With Cheese?
 
2014-07-22 10:08:58 AM  
To have ejecta you only have to have a temperature gradient. Some of the largest volcanoes known are ice volcanoes. Just a difference of temperatures and its associated pressure differences. Then boom goes the dynamite.
 
2014-07-22 10:09:00 AM  
It is nice the author felt the need to point out that alien involvement was ruled out.
 
2014-07-22 10:09:22 AM  
Obviously a hole the fire gnomes use to get to the surface.
 
2014-07-22 10:10:10 AM  
It's a replica of Vladimir Putin's asshole.

In Florida, they call these sink holes.
 
2014-07-22 10:10:58 AM  
Scientists have ruled out aliens or human involvement

Wtf
 
2014-07-22 10:12:30 AM  

Muta: It is nice the author felt the need to point out that alien involvement was ruled out.


I didn't see any evidence in the article to support the exclusion of alien activity, though.

Poor journalism; or poor science.
 
2014-07-22 10:13:51 AM  
Expended antimatter core...it's the only reasonable explanation
 
2014-07-22 10:15:34 AM  
An old Cold War ballistic missile buried and forgotten, suddenly launched by itself and shot down MH17.  So far, it would be the greatest feat accomplished by the Russian missile program.

/Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket.  A missile just launched itself.
 
2014-07-22 10:16:33 AM  
Had this happened in the states, someone would have already built a scaffold over the hole and started a bungee jumping attraction.
 
2014-07-22 10:16:46 AM  
"Hey Ivan, there's something coming out of the crater lake.."

cf.badassdigest.com
 
2014-07-22 10:18:01 AM  
Target acquired. Let's go, gang!

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-22 10:18:16 AM  

jaybeezey: Had this happened in the states, someone would have already built a scaffold over the hole and started a bungee jumping attraction.


You make that sound like a bad thing
 
2014-07-22 10:19:35 AM  
This text struck me as odd:

"They are now trying to establish when the phenomenon was formed through satellite mapping imagery. "

The hole was formed by satellite mapping imagery?
 
2014-07-22 10:20:21 AM  

lack of warmth: An old Cold War ballistic missile buried and forgotten, suddenly launched by itself and shot down MH17.  So far, it would be the greatest feat accomplished by the Russian missile program.

/Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket.  A missile just launched itself.


This had me laughing in bed
 
2014-07-22 10:21:09 AM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: To have ejecta you only have to have a temperature gradient. Just a difference of temperatures and its associated pressure differences. Then boom goes the dynamite.


Sounds exactly like my earth-shattering orgasms.
 
2014-07-22 10:22:09 AM  
Gopher
Which is a Rodent of Unusual Size.
 
2014-07-22 10:23:06 AM  

JackieRabbit: It's a replica of Vladimir Putin's asshole.


Huh?  Vlad's so tight ...

... you couldn't jam a greased BB up in there.
 
2014-07-22 10:24:53 AM  

lack of warmth: An old Cold War ballistic missile buried and forgotten, suddenly launched by itself and shot down MH17.  So far, it would be the greatest feat accomplished by the Russian missile program.

/Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket.  A missile just launched itself.


Gary Powers would beg to differ.
 
2014-07-22 10:26:33 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Scientists have ruled out aliens or human involvement

Wtf


I know....I lol'd hard
 
2014-07-22 10:27:49 AM  
I clicked on a link with the Holey Shiat and you WON"T believe WHAT happened NEXT!!!!
 
2014-07-22 10:28:12 AM  

danielscissorhands: "Hey Ivan, there's something coming out of the crater lake.."

[cf.badassdigest.com image 300x135]


The movie itself was so-so, and I hate Tom Cruise, but the part where those things came up out of the ground was as scary as it gets.  I was totally freaked out.
 
2014-07-22 10:30:22 AM  
cf.badassdigest.com
 
2014-07-22 10:30:49 AM  

Hack Patooey: This text struck me as odd:

"They are now trying to establish when the phenomenon was formed through satellite mapping imagery. "

The hole was formed by satellite mapping imagery?


And those silly militia nutters think AR-15s and other semi automatics are gonna stop the New World Order. Hahahaha, too funny.
 
2014-07-22 10:31:45 AM  
WTF?!? Feet?! Meters?!? Stick to one system. shiatty writing.
 
2014-07-22 10:31:54 AM  
i60.tinypic.com

Just throwing this out there.
 
2014-07-22 10:32:00 AM  
"I want to stress that was not an explosion, but an ejection, so there was no heat released as it happened."
...
The most likely cause of the hole is thought to be rising temperatures in the area, according to the Russian scientists.
They claim that there could have been a 'build-up of excessive pressure' underground which then exploded, causing the giant hole.



If you're going to cover up an alien invasion you could at least get your stories straight
 
2014-07-22 10:32:23 AM  

HalfOffOffer: Obviously a hole the fire gnomes use to get to the surface.


The Svirfneblin are right behind them.  And, if you survive that, you don't want to be around for the Drow.
 
2014-07-22 10:34:46 AM  

Hack Patooey: This text struck me as odd:

"They are now trying to establish when the phenomenon was formed through satellite mapping imagery. "

The hole was formed by satellite mapping imagery?


We need to stop Google before this happens again!
 
2014-07-22 10:36:47 AM  

4.bp.blogspot.com

HalfOffOffer:
Obviously a hole the fire gnomes use to get to the surface.

 
2014-07-22 10:37:38 AM  
 
2014-07-22 10:38:54 AM  
also dubbed the 'ass end of the world'.

FTFTFA.

Also: This is your cornhole: o
This is your cornhole in prison:
cdn.images.express.co.uk
 
2014-07-22 10:39:39 AM  

Muta: It is nice the author felt the need to point out that alien involvement was ruled out.


That's what they WANT you to believe.

/adjusts tin-foil hat
 
2014-07-22 10:41:47 AM  
I could eat alphabet soup and shiat a better article. My god.

...the 262ft wide crater...
"It is not as wide as aerial estimates which earlier suggested between 50 and 100 metres."


Umm, actually those aerial estimates were pretty much spot on. 80 metres is less than 100 and more than 50. You're welcome.

Could it be linked to the global warming?

Who asked this question? Some disembodied inquiring mind? Shoot them. Now.

"I want to stress that was not an explosion, but an ejection, so there was no heat released as it happened."
They claim that there could have been a 'build-up of excessive pressure' underground which then exploded, causing the giant hole.


I need a drink. It's not too early is it?
 
2014-07-22 10:41:58 AM  
Maybe the Observers have increased the size of their beacons?
 
2014-07-22 10:44:58 AM  

SBinRR: Apparently, it is called a Pingo.


http://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/8147/20140719/siberias-giant -h ole-became-lot-less-mysterious-video.htm


Ever notice how SCIENCE always takes the fun out?
 
2014-07-22 10:47:12 AM  

snocone: Ever notice how SCIENCE always takes the fun out?


You can't spell FUN with S-C-I-E-N-C-E.
 
2014-07-22 10:49:29 AM  
I get the weirdest desire to throw Luke Skywalker into that thing
 
2014-07-22 10:52:14 AM  

SBinRR: Apparently, it is called a Pingo.


http://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/8147/20140719/siberias-giant -h ole-became-lot-less-mysterious-video.htm


And Pingo was its name-o.
 
2014-07-22 10:52:23 AM  
I bet it was the result of a good old fashioned hole-diggin!

i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-22 10:52:47 AM  

Muta: It is nice the author felt the need to point out that alien involvement was ruled out.


How does one rule that out exactly?
 
2014-07-22 10:56:14 AM  
i57.tinypic.com
 
2014-07-22 10:58:19 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i57.tinypic.com image 600x300]


Whar Gorgor?
 
2014-07-22 11:01:32 AM  

Muta: It is nice the author felt the need to point out that alien involvement was ruled out.


That is what they want us to believe!
 
2014-07-22 11:03:49 AM  
Russia's Mount Rushmore
 
2014-07-22 11:10:39 AM  

genner: Muta: It is nice the author felt the need to point out that alien involvement was ruled out.

How does one rule that out exactly?


When they arrive, we ask if they dug the hold.
 
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