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(Plymouth Herald)   For some reason men lose interest as soon as this woman takes them to her bedroom to see her kitty   (plymouthherald.co.uk ) divider line 93
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2014-07-22 09:19:25 AM  
So my place or your..or my place?
 
2014-07-22 09:39:04 AM  
Well...if you draw a Hello Kitty face on your junk you should be good to go.
 
2014-07-22 12:10:54 PM  
Oh. My. God.

Run AWAY!
 
2014-07-22 12:11:36 PM  
She ate ...... a fly!!
 
2014-07-22 12:12:06 PM  
"Just grab your Hello Kitty vibrator and we'll head to my place."
 
2014-07-22 12:12:13 PM  
0.0

*backs away slowly*
 
2014-07-22 12:12:22 PM  
Natasha Goldsworth can't find a man - because her flat is filled with £50,000 worth of 'Hello Kitty' collectibles.

Good lord!  She lost a man under all that?  Have rescue teams been called in?
 
2014-07-22 12:13:19 PM  
Hell, I'd marry her. I looove hello kitty. I went out of my way the other day to be nice to a person for no other reason than she was wearing a Hello Kitty shirt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiaYDPRedWQ

And that is relevant.
 
2014-07-22 12:14:13 PM  
Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.
 
2014-07-22 12:14:53 PM  
I was going to compare this to men that have rooms dedicated to transformers stuff.

But guys with transformers collections usually don't dress like transformers or have transformers themed kitchens.

\I would like to see a transformers themed kitchen.
 
2014-07-22 12:15:13 PM  
I, for one, welcome our Hello Kitty overlords.
 
2014-07-22 12:15:26 PM  
She's a horse trainer. We're all a bit obsessive and crazy - it comes with the territory.
 
2014-07-22 12:15:32 PM  
thewolfweb.com
 
2014-07-22 12:15:43 PM  
So men are finally following the golden rule: don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2014-07-22 12:16:26 PM  
Gosh, honey - should've blown it on shoes.  Or maybe you shoulda taken up golf.
 
2014-07-22 12:17:37 PM  
Chicks with tiaras are not worth the insanity
 
2014-07-22 12:18:11 PM  
I have a pair of HK boxer shorts my wife bought me at Sanrio Puroland, so I understand the fandom.

That said, I wouldn't date a woman who had spent that much money on stupid crap unless she's rich as hell.
 
2014-07-22 12:18:15 PM  
>bring date home
>house full of collectibles that may be worth serious money some day
>date runs away

I'd say that this is a pretty good idiot filter.
 Being an ACoA, I have to say that there are worse vices than collecting.


She probably also has the Hello Kitty vibrator.
 
2014-07-22 12:18:46 PM  
I don't think I'd care too much about Hello Kitty in particular, though I'm guessing there are some other issues at work here. Example: I'd bet that tiara gets used for more than just photo shoots.
 
2014-07-22 12:18:56 PM  
If the interwebby is any indication, there are plenty of men that would be interested in her bedroom.

Of course they would probably be more interested in pleasuring themselves with the Hello Kitty totems that she has collected as a tribute to arrested childhood development but to a horny mustachioed chunklord, puss is puss.
 
2014-07-22 12:19:02 PM  

Dissident Sheep: Chicks with tiaras are not worth the insanity


Yeah, the tiara and princess getup is the bigger red flag here.
 
2014-07-22 12:19:09 PM  

Twist2005: She's a horse trainer  woman We're all a bit obsessive and crazy - it comes with the territory.


FTFY
 
2014-07-22 12:19:15 PM  
Russ1642
So men are finally following the golden rule: don't stick your dick in crazy.


Per fark demographics I am guessing most men have been there-done that and know better now.
 
2014-07-22 12:20:13 PM  
I'm glad she says what she said in the article; "when I show the guy my room and they can't handle it, I don't want them (paraphrased)."  Good for her...just like any guy with a passion (?) for 'action figures', star wars/trek memorabilia or what have you.  I'm sure there is someone that is fine with all of that.  If not, then at least she's staying true to herself, yes?

/doesn't have a huge toy collection of anything
//her collection is a bit much for me
///slashies!
 
2014-07-22 12:20:39 PM  

Enemabag Jones: I would like to see a transformers themed kitchen.


Maybe you already have, and it was masquerading as the dining room...
 
2014-07-22 12:20:47 PM  
What I do not understand is why people cannot realize when collections and hobbies become obsessions, namely the point where the home is dominated by those obsessions. Have a room filled with Hello Kitty merchandise? Would not phase me at all. However, have a house filled with Hello Kitty merchandise, and I fear you'll drug me and harvest my organs in an effort to bring one of the stuffed Hello Kitty dolls to life. Get another facet.
 
2014-07-22 12:21:01 PM  
***Clicks on TFA***

"Sure I'd date her."

***Sees tiara***

"Well, let's stop[ and think about this."

***Reads TFA***

"Run away!!!"
 
2014-07-22 12:21:22 PM  
CSB: When I used to bring women to my place and they'd see pro wrestling posters, they experienced what appeared to be the same effect.
 
2014-07-22 12:21:32 PM  
That is a lot of pink.

What is "high street hello kitty" anyway? Google and GIS did not help.
 
2014-07-22 12:21:51 PM  
You just wipe off on the HK items rather than spoil the curtains.
 
2014-07-22 12:22:39 PM  

Enemabag Jones: I was going to compare this to men that have rooms dedicated to transformers stuff.

But guys with transformers collections usually don't dress like transformers or have transformers themed kitchens.


Pretty much this.  Someone collecting tons of stuff wouldn't really bother me, but having it in the kitchen and such would probably interfere with normal day-to-day activities.
 
2014-07-22 12:23:04 PM  

Twist2005: She's a horse trainer. We're all a bit obsessive and crazy - it comes with the territory.


Nah. You are cool.
 
2014-07-22 12:24:15 PM  
I was hoping it was going to be a Bringing Up Baby situation.

img2-2.timeinc.net
 
2014-07-22 12:24:32 PM  
Short answer: no
 
2014-07-22 12:27:42 PM  
So she has a hobby?

It's a little unusual... but we all have unusual hobbies and ideals.

Don't mocK her for it. It's harmless and she's cute.

Bet she'd look hot wearing a hello kitty strap on!
 
2014-07-22 12:27:46 PM  
Surely there is a furry out there for her.  Maybe a bronie
 
2014-07-22 12:28:53 PM  

ParadisePornoTheater: Gosh, honey - should've blown it on shoes.  Or maybe you shoulda taken up golf.


What makes you think she doesn't already owned a couple dozen hello kitty shoes and hello kitty golf clubs?

www.intheholegolf.com 1.bp.blogspot.com
www.ustrendy.com
 
2014-07-22 12:29:15 PM  
Run away!... too perilous!
 
2014-07-22 12:30:32 PM  
She's got to throw it out once it's covered in semen.

Right?
 
2014-07-22 12:30:45 PM  
How the fark would one dust a room like that?
 
2014-07-22 12:31:13 PM  
 
2014-07-22 12:32:04 PM  
This reminds me of those Seinfeld episodes where George would somehow bag women way out of his league and ditch them over trivialities. Seriously, that woman's a 10 in Britain.
 
2014-07-22 12:34:26 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Relevant


You owe me a new monitor!
 
2014-07-22 12:35:37 PM  
 
2014-07-22 12:37:43 PM  
I don't see what the problem is..... She is sitting on quite an investment....
 
2014-07-22 12:41:04 PM  

jpo2269: I don't see what the problem is..... She is sitting on quite an investment....


She should be sitting on faces instead!
 
2014-07-22 12:41:30 PM  
I don't really have that much Spongebob stuff. But thanks for the head up.


img.fark.net
 
2014-07-22 12:42:37 PM  

jpo2269: I don't see what the problem is..... She is sitting on quite an investment....


I would, but I'm still waiting for my Beanie Baby wife to die off.

I haven't checked in a while, but the payoff is going to be so worth it.
 
2014-07-22 12:45:35 PM  

Big Beef Burrito: jpo2269: I don't see what the problem is..... She is sitting on quite an investment....

I would, but I'm still waiting for my Beanie Baby wife to die off.

I haven't checked in a while, but the payoff is going to be so worth it.


You married a Beanie Baby?
 
2014-07-22 12:50:27 PM  
I have a quirk like that. Not to THAT extreme, but to an extreme

Sure, I'd date her
 
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