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(CBS Los Angeles 2)   During an altercation with a Macy's loss prevention employee, woman's shirt and bra came off and she flees the mall topless. Don't you just love those 50% off days?   (losangeles.cbslocal.com) divider line 28
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2014-07-22 08:20:57 AM  
asset-9.soup.io
 
2014-07-22 09:29:54 AM  
I'm going to go ahead and guess that this thread is fine without pics.
 
2014-07-22 10:51:38 AM  

Rev.K: I'm going to go ahead and guess that this thread is fine without pics.


just because the article didn't have pictures of the suspect in question I'am sure our fellow Farkers can supply pics of what a topless Asian woman looks like!
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-07-22 11:18:33 AM  
a 44-year-old Asian woman

Could go either way.
 
2014-07-22 11:30:59 AM  
Don't you just love those 50% off days?

I prefer buy one get one free.
 
2014-07-22 11:54:56 AM  

ZAZ: a 44-year-old Asian woman

Could go either way.


Most of the busts the cops make of massage parlors around here involve 40-something massage attendants getting arrested.  Occasionally, they run a photo of one of the ladies and I'm left wondering, what were the patrons thinking?
 
2014-07-22 11:55:24 AM  

ZAZ: a 44-year-old Asian woman

Could go either way.


www.geekinheels.com
Oblig...
 
2014-07-22 11:57:39 AM  
Should have started yelling "rape"
 
2014-07-22 12:02:29 PM  
Shoplifting in a white Mercedes huh? What do you want to bet she's a bougie heifer with snobby catty friends that are going to clown her mercilessly?
 
2014-07-22 12:03:09 PM  

ZAZ: a 44-year-old Asian woman

Could go either way.


NTTAWWT
 
2014-07-22 12:05:04 PM  
what a boob
 
2014-07-22 12:05:46 PM  

Sczi: Shoplifting in a white Mercedes huh? What do you want to bet she's a bougie heifer with snobby catty friends that are going to clown her mercilessly?


I bet she's the Samantha of the group.
 
2014-07-22 12:06:19 PM  
Like a gecko shedding its tail to escape a predator.
 
2014-07-22 12:11:38 PM  

Sczi: Shoplifting in a white Mercedes huh? What do you want to bet she's a bougie heifer with snobby catty friends that are going to clown her mercilessly?


This happened in LA, you know how many people drive 20+ year old beat up Mercedes out there.  They are the meth mobile of LA.
 
2014-07-22 12:15:26 PM  
Because People in power are Stupid

From J. Chick's tract "You're Still Going to Hell Anyways"?
 
2014-07-22 12:23:04 PM  

Prey4reign: ZAZ: a 44-year-old Asian woman

Could go either way.

Most of the busts the cops make of massage parlors around here involve 40-something massage attendants getting arrested.  Occasionally, they run a photo of one of the ladies and I'm left wondering, what were the patrons thinking?


Hey, as long as they have soft hands...
 
2014-07-22 12:24:54 PM  
"Loss Prevention Employee"

Gawd, I love those politically correct titles.
 
2014-07-22 12:27:19 PM  

LessO2: "Loss Prevention Employee"

Gawd, I love those politically correct titles.


That term is not because of Political Correctness, it is because if they call the Security, they are open for lawsuits if one customer robs another customer.  They are there to protect the store's property, not the customer's.
 
2014-07-22 12:28:19 PM  

LessO2: "Loss Prevention Employee"

Gawd, I love those politically correct titles.


Power Tripping TSA Reject just doesn't have the same ring to it.
 
2014-07-22 12:34:58 PM  

Tom_Slick: Sczi: Shoplifting in a white Mercedes huh? What do you want to bet she's a bougie heifer with snobby catty friends that are going to clown her mercilessly?

This happened in LA, you know how many people drive 20+ year old beat up Mercedes out there.  They are the meth mobile of LA.


Lol, good point. She could've been rolling coal with the hood tied down for all we know.
 
2014-07-22 12:39:57 PM  
i've worked at Macy's. The older Asian women are the worst. They are like extreme couponers with that stuff, and I swear they don't even want it. One of the security guys told me of an older Asian woman they busted, and like this one, she had the trunk of her Mercedes filled with stuff. The thing they say the most:

"Can I use coo-pawn?" " you chek fo me?"
 
2014-07-22 12:44:40 PM  

Sczi: Tom_Slick: Sczi: Shoplifting in a white Mercedes huh? What do you want to bet she's a bougie heifer with snobby catty friends that are going to clown her mercilessly?

This happened in LA, you know how many people drive 20+ year old beat up Mercedes out there.  They are the meth mobile of LA.

Lol, good point. She could've been rolling coal with the hood tied down for all we know.


I hope you don't talk like thai irl
 
2014-07-22 01:00:48 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [asset-9.soup.io image 349x1500]


WTF?  (well, exactly...)
 
2014-07-22 01:20:22 PM  

Tom_Slick: Sczi: Shoplifting in a white Mercedes huh? What do you want to bet she's a bougie heifer with snobby catty friends that are going to clown her mercilessly?

This happened in LA, you know how many people drive 20+ year old beat up Mercedes out there.  They are the meth mobile of LA.


She drives a Mercedes
(made in the 80s)

Butch Walker, Hot Girls in Good Moods

/Coincidentally, my buddy's garter belt song at his wedding. The opening riff (while painfully ripped off T Rex) is also very expressive.
//no linky, on phone
//Once! Twice! Three times a slashie!
 
2014-07-22 02:34:31 PM  
Macys?

i1.ytimg.com

/hot link
//No-one else thought of this?
 
2014-07-22 02:39:46 PM  
 
2014-07-22 04:04:35 PM  
FTFA: A witness also wrote down the woman's license plate number as she fled the mall in a white Mercedes.

(*sigh*) You gotta love it. A topless shoplifter driving off in her white Mercedes...
 
2014-07-23 01:51:41 AM  
weknowmemes.com

/oblig
 
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