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(When On Earth)   Cemeteries would be a lot more cheery if people decorated them to look like a cross between 'It's A Small World' and Nana's bedroom   ( divider line
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2014-07-22 04:07:43 PM  
Mmmmmmmm, sparklevomit
2014-07-22 04:56:51 PM  

Langston: Mmmmmmmm, sparklevomit

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2014-07-22 04:57:50 PM  
Subby, it certainly would give a whole different meaning to the phrase "whistling past the graveyard".
2014-07-22 04:58:52 PM  
I'm knitting my grammy a nice headstone cozy as we speak

/really can't knit
//knitter poser
2014-07-22 05:02:05 PM  
I'll dance on your grave and like it.

Really I will. I'm not afraid.

Go ahead, die and be buried.

I'll show ya...
2014-07-22 05:02:13 PM  
Cemeteries* are a waste of real estate.

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* and golf courses.
2014-07-22 05:02:54 PM  
Hey we could do them up like some places in South America and decorate the cemetery as if a someone was trying to hold a voodoo ceremony inside a particularly tacky dollar store. It's cool that you left a bunch of stuff for Grandma's skeleton to enjoy but quite frankly it's attracting rats.
2014-07-22 05:06:14 PM  
the colors are nice but they need a landscaper.
2014-07-22 05:15:32 PM  
2014-07-22 05:24:13 PM  
I'd be more happy with cemeteries if they weren't such wastes of space.
2014-07-22 05:26:04 PM  
That cemetery was shown on "No Reservations", and they gave Zamir a personalized headstone.

A Farker's headstone: slouched over at the computer, desk covered in empty whiskey bottles and Cheeto dust.
2014-07-22 05:33:04 PM  
I think it would be best for all parties involved if you just stayed out of Nana's bedroom.
2014-07-22 05:39:45 PM  
Someone has to put the "fun" in funeral.
2014-07-22 06:26:16 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Cemeteries* are a waste of real estate.

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* and golf courses.

We could combine the two.
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2014-07-22 06:59:50 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Cemeteries* are a waste of real estate.

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* and golf courses.

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2014-07-22 07:10:06 PM  
I rather like dreary. The cemetery I pass nearly every day is covered in pinwheels, plastic flowers, rod iron pot hangers, stuffed animals...
2014-07-22 07:57:34 PM  
Anyone speak the language enough to translate the tombstones?

I plugged one into Google Translate and got "from my childhood chicken dumitru amie says my aunt marie I spent childhood because he had no children grew Sipe mihe ha raised me taught me until I married I am invited to commercial school in Omu ihpahara but puh-ofost let's stick to keep toiu bent but paharu Plíhal thrifty man and I gave" ... which seemed like it maybe lost something in translation. (Also possibly in transcription, I can't tell if that one character is supposed to be an H or an N or what.)
2014-07-22 08:06:14 PM  
I prefer my cemeteries gloomy.
2014-07-22 10:56:30 PM  
Forced cheeriness is usually much creepier than authentic gloom.
2014-07-23 11:00:09 AM  
Uh ..
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