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(BBC)   He's a 90 year old sex advice columnist. Come for the sarcasm. Leave after a happy ending   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 25
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2014-07-22 12:08:03 PM  
I actually follow this guy's column on the interwebby.

Funniest column since Ed Anger wrote that he was madder than a beaver with an impacted tooth about his little girl dressing up like that tarted-up sleeze Madonna in The Weekly World News.

(Granted the formula has gotten a little tired and with the advent of O'Reilly and Colbert and all that jazz the pissed-off codgy old conservative geezer bit has seen a bit of a renaissance.)
 
2014-07-22 01:59:49 PM  
Dear Old Guy Sexpert,

Would this grilled cheese sandwich be tastier if I pulled it apart?

- Geriatric-curious in FL
 
2014-07-22 02:28:25 PM  
 
2014-07-22 02:30:24 PM  
Approves.

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//86
 
2014-07-22 02:33:19 PM  
FTA:

Q: My friend thinks that her breasts are getting larger because of masturbation. Is this possible?

A: No. Does she think her clitoris is an air pump?

Awesome.  I bet this guy is great at parties.

Q: Is it safe if penis is kept in the vagina when sleeping?
A: Usually when the penis returns to flaccid state, it will slide out of the vagina. Even if does not, rest assured the vagina will not have it for breakfast.

This was one of my greatest concerns, now put to rest.  Double awesome.
 
2014-07-22 02:38:16 PM  
I use to read his column while I was growing up in India and do so whenever I go back to visit. It is a great read.

The questions asked to him are shockingly hilarious but really speaks volumes about just how shoddy sex ed is in the country. The only time that we had any sort of sex education was for one hour in 7th standard (grade). It was pitiful, there no pictures or diagrams we just were asked to ask questions to a doctor present while our principal was on stage with her! It was extremely uncomfortable.
 
2014-07-22 02:49:28 PM  

docbenspock: I use to read his column while I was growing up in India and do so whenever I go back to visit. It is a great read.

The questions asked to him are shockingly hilarious but really speaks volumes about just how shoddy sex ed is in the country. The only time that we had any sort of sex education was for one hour in 7th standard (grade). It was pitiful, there no pictures or diagrams we just were asked to ask questions to a doctor present while our principal was on stage with her! It was extremely uncomfortable.


So, how babby formed?
 
2014-07-22 02:55:15 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Approves.



//86


That's what I was expecting
 
2014-07-22 03:09:16 PM  
 I have a small penis and I can't seem to satisfy my girlfriend. My astrologer has advised me to pull it every day for 15 minutes while reciting a shloka [prayer]. I have been doing this for a month but it hasn't helped. What should I do?

A: If he was right, most men would have a penis hitting their knees. God doesn't help gullible, foolish men. Go visit a sexpert instead who can teach you the art of making love.

This wins my internet for the day. +1
 
2014-07-22 03:09:17 PM  
The questions are indicative of a population with no sex education at all. No surprise they pop out so many babies and spread STDs.
 
2014-07-22 03:10:36 PM  
Wow great read. This guy has done a lot of good for the people of India. Good for him.
 
2014-07-22 03:13:38 PM  

Russ1642: The questions are indicative of a population with no sex education at all. No surprise they pop out so many babies and spread STDs.


See also:  Religious USA.
 
2014-07-22 03:21:51 PM  

CheekyMonkey: Russ1642: The questions are indicative of a population with no sex education at all. No surprise they pop out so many babies and spread STDs.

See also:  Religious USA.


I don't know. I wouldn't expect most of those questions to come from someone in the ultra-religious community. They sounded like they come from people who have actually never learned anything about sex. But the religious right has at least learned enough to "know" that it's wrong and shameful.
 
2014-07-22 03:28:20 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: I have a small penis and I can't seem to satisfy my girlfriend. My astrologer has advised me to pull it every day for 15 minutes while reciting a shloka [prayer]. I have been doing this for a month but it hasn't helped. What should I do?

A: If he was right, most men would have a penis hitting their knees. God doesn't help gullible, foolish men. Go visit a sexpert instead who can teach you the art of making love.

This wins my internet for the day. +1


That was one of the funniest.

/shloka
 
2014-07-22 03:38:15 PM  
Tie an onion to your belt up at the top of the list for meeting interesting women?
 
2014-07-22 03:40:37 PM  
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"It's all about the rippin' and the tearin'!"
 
2014-07-22 03:56:00 PM  

Egoy3k: Wow great read. This guy has done a lot of good for the people of India. Good for him.


Agreed. It's a shame he isn't writing his autobiography. What a life he's lived. Kudos to him and his work.
 
2014-07-22 04:06:30 PM  
• Is it possible to contract Aids from pets?
• What is the difference between anal and oral sex?
• What are periods in girls?
• I am 20 years i want to know what is meant by orgasm
• hello sir i want to ask just one question: does coffee affects sexually??? does it decrease our interest in sex or do breast size decreases???


1) Your dog wants steak, not wieners...
2) The taste
3) The one weekend a month you can watch football without her biatching you out
4) if you are male, pull it every day for 15 minutes and say a prayer... if female, get used to asking
5) Coffee has no affect on sexuality... (this answer sponsored by Dunkin' Donuts).
 
2014-07-22 04:29:30 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: docbenspock: I use to read his column while I was growing up in India and do so whenever I go back to visit. It is a great read.

The questions asked to him are shockingly hilarious but really speaks volumes about just how shoddy sex ed is in the country. The only time that we had any sort of sex education was for one hour in 7th standard (grade). It was pitiful, there no pictures or diagrams we just were asked to ask questions to a doctor present while our principal was on stage with her! It was extremely uncomfortable.

So, how babby formed?


You gotta pee in her butt, ah-doy!
 
2014-07-22 04:30:28 PM  
He still receives letters on the subject of broken hymens today. "That inflames me," he says. "Unfortunately it is still very prevalent."

God willing, we will prevail against this scourge of broken hymens, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural fluids.
 
2014-07-22 04:58:51 PM  
ts2.explicit.bing.net
/84 and yes I would
//She could write a book on it
///Oh wait
 
2014-07-22 06:30:10 PM  
This man is incredible.
 
2014-07-23 12:11:05 PM  
"Someone once asked him - the gazillionth question on the subject - if their penis will shrink from repeated masturbation. His response: you talk a lot, does your tongue shrink?"

This guy deserves i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-23 12:18:09 PM  
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-07-23 12:19:04 PM  

wambu: [s2.quickmeme.com image 500x494]


/sorry, was meant for dolphin thread, but kinda works here too
 
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