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(Sun Sentinel)   Not news: Woman decides to go to the mall. News: While drunk and with the 5-year-old boy she is watching. Fark: She yells at paramedics, told the officer she was just "looking for her car," stumbled in to the road with the boy and spit at an officer   ( divider line
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2014-07-22 10:06:09 AM  
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When drunken babysitting is outlawed, only criminals will have drunken babysitters.
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