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(The Mercury (Australia))   Australian Senator tells breakfast radio interview she needs a rich man with a big package. Radio hosts promptly find her a toy boy live on air. Stay classy, Palmer United   (themercury.com.au) divider line 37
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2014-07-22 08:47:18 AM  
"I apologise to any radio listeners who may be offended by my comments on Kim and Dave's Show.

"Of course my political enemies will make a big deal out of my comments, but the reality is I was talking with Kim and Dave on Heart FM -- not Sarah Ferguson on the ABC."


Now I think she kinda owes Kim and Dave an apology.  You can practically feel their bodies slip beneath the bus' wheels.
 
2014-07-22 09:11:38 AM  
If only more women would be more honest about what they want.

Of course any male waxing similarly about what features they want in a mate would be hung up to dry.
 
2014-07-22 09:18:17 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: If only more women would be more honest about what they want.

Of course any male waxing similarly about what features they want in a mate would be hung up to dry.


We gay dudes seem to be able to get away with it.

Now show me your package.
 
2014-07-22 10:10:30 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: If only more women would be more honest about what they want.

Of course any male waxing similarly about what features they want in a mate would be hung up to dry.


And probably not hung at all.  If you are, you don't need to wax about anything.
 
2014-07-22 10:10:32 AM  

Diogenes: Because People in power are Stupid: If only more women would be more honest about what they want.

Of course any male waxing similarly about what features they want in a mate would be hung up to dry.

We gay dudes seem to be able to get away with it.

Now show me your package.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-07-22 10:10:58 AM  
 
2014-07-22 10:11:03 AM  
Judging from the pic, we all have dreams, lady.
 
2014-07-22 10:11:12 AM  
Holy crap!  An honest politician.
 
GBB
2014-07-22 10:12:23 AM  
jennyesguerra.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-22 10:13:57 AM  
Anyone posted the 'dick in a box' pic yet?
 
2014-07-22 10:15:02 AM  
"And I don't need them to speak ... the perfect man."

What you're looking for is an ATM with a dildo glued to it.  Cause, you know, pay tree ark key.  And oppression.  And maybe a good shrink.
 
2014-07-22 10:15:38 AM  
That answers the question - size DOES matter. If you are over two inches long erect, then you are too big and women won't want you.

At least that is what I keep telling myself.
 
2014-07-22 10:16:10 AM  

bunner: "And I don't need them to speak ... the perfect man."

What you're looking for is an ATM with a dildo glued to it.  Cause, you know, pay tree ark key.  And oppression.  And maybe a good shrink.


How about a roll of Australian dollar coins? She's already got a change purse.
 
2014-07-22 10:18:23 AM  
i57.tinypic.com

She's got a few large packages.
 
2014-07-22 10:21:12 AM  
Dear Ms. Lambie,

Do you have big, bouncy norks and a tight box?

Can you keep you whore mouth shut?  Will you fetch me things and pay my bills?

PM bunner after midnight.   *snort*
 
2014-07-22 10:21:59 AM  

GBB: [jennyesguerra.files.wordpress.com image 850x689]


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2014-07-22 10:33:14 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She's got a few large packages.


Saweet! Parts are here...
 
2014-07-22 10:34:37 AM  
A face for radio
 
2014-07-22 10:39:29 AM  
That's pretty trashy and unprofessional behavior for a Senator, I don't give a darn who she was saying it to it's still on the public airwaves.  Dips hit.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-07-22 10:43:33 AM  
The sexiest thing we get on talk radio in my area is a producer endorsing a candidate for her "tight, little butt."
 
2014-07-22 10:43:42 AM  
He who whispers down a well about the goods he has to sell,

Will never gain as much as he (or she) that shouts it from atop a tree.
 
2014-07-22 10:47:09 AM  
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru-Ck-PCrio
From The Roast on ABC TV.
 
2014-07-22 10:51:48 AM  
Is announcing that you want a man all it takes?

All right then, you guys - I need a kind man with large biceps and pectoral muscles. Now, where's my man?
 
2014-07-22 10:59:42 AM  

menschenfresser: Is announcing that you want a man all it takes?

All right then, you guys - I need a kind man with large biceps and pectoral muscles. Now, where's my man?


Single, attractive, and not insane. You can only choose two
 
2014-07-22 11:00:13 AM  

menschenfresser: Is announcing that you want a man all it takes?

All right then, you guys - I need a kind man with large biceps and pectoral muscles. Now, where's my man?


*sorts through a few hundred photos *

:  /

:  \


"How about some guy who can light 8 bags of groceries and owns a Prius?"
 
2014-07-22 11:00:48 AM  
can *lift*
 
2014-07-22 11:22:59 AM  

GBB: [jennyesguerra.files.wordpress.com image 850x689]


Wrong kind of Tazzie you have there.

Slypork: GBB: [jennyesguerra.files.wordpress.com image 850x689]

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Closer but still wrong.

I got your big package right here Senator. Now show us your Taz - got er waxed right yet?
 
2014-07-22 11:26:15 AM  

Elroydb: menschenfresser: Is announcing that you want a man all it takes?

All right then, you guys - I need a kind man with large biceps and pectoral muscles. Now, where's my man?

Single, attractive, and not insane. You can only choose two


Gah! Difficult!

Okay, How about single and not insane. A decent personality makes a guy attractive, anyhow.
 
2014-07-22 11:45:02 AM  

bunner: menschenfresser: Is announcing that you want a man all it takes?

All right then, you guys - I need a kind man with large biceps and pectoral muscles. Now, where's my man?

*sorts through a few hundred photos *

:  /

:  \

"How about some guy who can light 8 bags of groceries and owns a Prius?"


Yep, I'll take him. Thanks.
 
2014-07-22 12:04:59 PM  

Elroydb: menschenfresser: Is announcing that you want a man all it takes?

All right then, you guys - I need a kind man with large biceps and pectoral muscles. Now, where's my man?

Single, attractive, and not insane. You can only choose two


So, did they become attractive or sane after they got married?

Your math, it's broke!
 
2014-07-22 12:39:58 PM  

menschenfresser: Elroydb: menschenfresser: Is announcing that you want a man all it takes?

All right then, you guys - I need a kind man with large biceps and pectoral muscles. Now, where's my man?

Single, attractive, and not insane. You can only choose two

Gah! Difficult!

Okay, How about single and not insane. A decent personality makes a guy attractive, anyhow.


I'd volunteer but I only meet one of the criteria ;D
 
2014-07-22 01:30:38 PM  

Elroydb: menschenfresser: Elroydb: menschenfresser: Is announcing that you want a man all it takes?

All right then, you guys - I need a kind man with large biceps and pectoral muscles. Now, where's my man?

Single, attractive, and not insane. You can only choose two

Gah! Difficult!

Okay, How about single and not insane. A decent personality makes a guy attractive, anyhow.

I'd volunteer but I only meet one of the criteria ;D


I'd volunteer but I'm straight.
 
2014-07-22 04:10:28 PM  

washington-babylon: Elroydb: menschenfresser: Elroydb: menschenfresser: Is announcing that you want a man all it takes?

All right then, you guys - I need a kind man with large biceps and pectoral muscles. Now, where's my man?

Single, attractive, and not insane. You can only choose two

Gah! Difficult!

Okay, How about single and not insane. A decent personality makes a guy attractive, anyhow.

I'd volunteer but I only meet one of the criteria ;D

I'd volunteer but I'm straight.


hah whoops! Can be difficult to tell sex and orientation when I'm an infrequent troll, apologies if I offended anyone
 
2014-07-22 04:19:37 PM  
Is that what passes for a MILF in Australia?
 
2014-07-22 04:22:44 PM  
Well hung or large when erect? There is a big difference, I am about two inches hung but 8 inches erect. The lots of money part was a complete turn off for me though, but I liked her openness.
 
2014-07-22 04:31:03 PM  

Elroydb: washington-babylon: Elroydb: menschenfresser: Elroydb: menschenfresser: Is announcing that you want a man all it takes?

All right then, you guys - I need a kind man with large biceps and pectoral muscles. Now, where's my man?

Single, attractive, and not insane. You can only choose two

Gah! Difficult!

Okay, How about single and not insane. A decent personality makes a guy attractive, anyhow.

I'd volunteer but I only meet one of the criteria ;D

I'd volunteer but I'm straight.

hah whoops! Can be difficult to tell sex and orientation when I'm an infrequent troll, apologies if I offended anyone


Heh, menschenfresser was enjoying all the gullible posters falling into his trap. I just had to step in and ruin it before too many of you said things you'd regret.
 
2014-07-22 05:50:12 PM  

washington-babylon: Elroydb: washington-babylon: Elroydb: menschenfresser: Elroydb: menschenfresser: Is announcing that you want a man all it takes?

All right then, you guys - I need a kind man with large biceps and pectoral muscles. Now, where's my man?

Single, attractive, and not insane. You can only choose two

Gah! Difficult!

Okay, How about single and not insane. A decent personality makes a guy attractive, anyhow.

I'd volunteer but I only meet one of the criteria ;D

I'd volunteer but I'm straight.

hah whoops! Can be difficult to tell sex and orientation when I'm an infrequent troll, apologies if I offended anyone

Heh, menschenfresser was enjoying all the gullible posters falling into his trap. I just had to step in and ruin it before too many of you said things you'd regret.


Trap? And here I was thinking there were some nice guys on here who are available. Should have known that's way too lucky a situation for me ever to be in.
 
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