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(Daily Star)   Attention whore has silicone skull implanted in chest   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 51
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2014-07-21 07:43:08 PM  
Can I get your resume Mr Ink-ite?  We need someone as a receptionist for our Fortune 500 company.
 
2014-07-22 01:18:28 AM  

knbber2: Can I get your resume Mr Ink-ite?  We need someone as a receptionist for our Fortune 500 company.


Well, there are always circus sideshows.
 
2014-07-22 01:35:51 AM  
Geez Louie CK has let himself go
 
2014-07-22 04:23:35 AM  

fjnorton: Geez Louie CK has let himself go


that's what i was thinking. also, i didn't see any imbedded skull
 
2014-07-22 06:49:04 AM  
Well, that takes care of my man-tit quota for the week.
 
2014-07-22 06:50:08 AM  
I've seen kids with pretty excessive tatoos working at places like McDonald's, so it's not as though the guy has made himself completely unemployable.
 
2014-07-22 06:50:37 AM  
Obligatory:
i587.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-22 06:58:57 AM  

bekovich: I've seen kids with pretty excessive tatoos working at places like McDonald's, so it's not as though the guy has made himself completely unemployable.


I currently live in Hawaii, and the only thing keeping him from a job here is that stupid farking hair. Different attitude about tattoos in the Pacific islands. Not to mention working in a tattoo joint, even if he isn't artistic any idiot can operate a piercing gun. 

/He missed a few spots on his gut
//Could probably fit in a few more spider webs and maybe a flaming skull there
 
2014-07-22 07:02:51 AM  

some_beer_drinker: fjnorton: Geez Louie CK has let himself go

that's what i was thinking. also, i didn't see any imbedded skull


Tfa says it will take up to a year for the skin to tighten up around it to let it be seen.
Unless he gains more weight, I guess.

And, yikes.
 
2014-07-22 07:06:11 AM  
static.tvtropes.org
 
2014-07-22 07:06:57 AM  
My guess is that it will be mistaken for a third moobie.
 
2014-07-22 07:12:46 AM  
"Results won't be visible for a year. Here's a pic anyway. Pics of the process? Um, no, why?"
 
2014-07-22 07:18:01 AM  

Wolf892: With all that skin covering the only real question is, why is this man trying to hide from himself? What terrible secret shame is he carrying that makes him want to be unrecognizable to himself when he looks in the mirror? Perhaps he had a touchy uncle bubba, or maybe single momma had a lot of gentleman callers each evening that left an impression on his soul... Whatever it is, that is one man who hates himself.
Got it, he was a product of rape, and not just rape, but "rape rape."


He may be trying to hide a conjoined twin.
 
2014-07-22 07:27:44 AM  
 
2014-07-22 07:30:56 AM  
I read all about it in the Daily Midnight Star

/I wanna know I wanna know
 
2014-07-22 07:33:48 AM  
He seems really boring.
 
2014-07-22 07:42:22 AM  
img2-2.timeinc.net

/ hai guyz whats going on in this thread?
 
2014-07-22 07:57:17 AM  
How practical
 
2014-07-22 08:10:56 AM  
debatewise.org
 
2014-07-22 08:11:15 AM  
asset-e.soup.io
 
2014-07-22 08:21:14 AM  
"I fell in love with Maori culture at the age of nine."

It's great to see that he still has a nine year-old love of Maori culture.

Unfortunately he also still has a three year-old's understanding of it.
 
2014-07-22 08:25:49 AM  
still nowhere nearly as bad as bronies.
 
2014-07-22 08:36:33 AM  

veedeevadeevoodee: [img2-2.timeinc.net image 300x185]

/ hai guyz whats going on in this thread?


Came for this, leaving with an open mind.
 
2014-07-22 08:39:20 AM  
Funny how they don't mention what this gentleman does for a living.  Public relations officer for a Fortune 500 company?
 
2014-07-22 08:46:09 AM  
Might as well put this little guy on there too
theawesomer.com
 
2014-07-22 08:50:33 AM  
I wonder if that guy's gonna wake up one day, maybe when he's 50 or so, and just say to himself, "Oh, my God...what have I done to myself?"
 
2014-07-22 08:52:00 AM  

Bslim: Well, that takes care of my man-tit quota for the week.


It's only Tuesday, plenty of time for more man-tit.
 
2014-07-22 08:52:30 AM  
Looks like man boobs to me.
 
2014-07-22 09:09:47 AM  
He added: "It's like a picture hanging at your home.
"You get bored with it and want a different one."


Too bad you can't ever change all the shiat you put all over body, hey? You get to look at that for LIFE.
 
2014-07-22 09:15:12 AM  
"I'm afraid I've found a lump in your breast."

"No that's just my implanted silicone skull that will appear any day now."
 
2014-07-22 09:16:06 AM  
Apparently, the Maori the merrier.
 
2014-07-22 09:24:51 AM  
Issues, he's got 'em.
 
2014-07-22 09:38:08 AM  
If he really is that dedicated to body art, I would think he would take better care of his canvas.
 
2014-07-22 09:42:04 AM  

namegoeshere: If he really is that dedicated to body art, I would think he would take better care of his canvas.


He's trying to grow more everyday.
 
2014-07-22 09:48:20 AM  

gggoddammitt: bekovich: I've seen kids with pretty excessive tatoos working at places like McDonald's, so it's not as though the guy has made himself completely unemployable.

I currently live in Hawaii, and the only thing keeping him from a job here is that stupid farking hair. Different attitude about tattoos in the Pacific islands. Not to mention working in a tattoo joint, even if he isn't artistic any idiot can operate a piercing gun. 

/He missed a few spots on his gut
//Could probably fit in a few more spider webs and maybe a flaming skull there


Wow, you have no idea how these things work, do you? First of all, the piercing 'guns' are only for the teens at the mall for ear piercing, and they are terrible even for that. Secondly, there are quite a few piercing locations on the body that require dexterity, steady hands and not to mention knowledge of human anatomy beyond the skin.

/the more you know...
 
2014-07-22 09:53:17 AM  

brap: "I fell in love with Maori culture at the age of nine."

It's great to see that he still has a nine year-old love of Maori culture.

Unfortunately he also still has a three year-old's understanding of it.


Unfortunately he doesn't have a single Maori style tattoo that I can identify, unless my children's illustrated Moby Dick has lied to me.
 
2014-07-22 10:13:31 AM  

untaken_name: I wonder if that guy's gonna wake up one day, maybe when he's 50 or so, and just say to himself, "Oh, my God...what have I done to myself?"


This is not my beautiful wife.
 
2014-07-22 10:14:20 AM  
I bet his mother is so proud. Looks like he is trying to lard out so he will have more skin to ink.
 
2014-07-22 10:17:33 AM  
Headline:Britain's most tattooed man has silicone skull IMPLANTED into his chest
Article: it will take a year before the implant can be seen
 
2014-07-22 11:08:36 AM  

bigsmellypenis: gggoddammitt: bekovich: I've seen kids with pretty excessive tatoos working at places like McDonald's, so it's not as though the guy has made himself completely unemployable.

I currently live in Hawaii, and the only thing keeping him from a job here is that stupid farking hair. Different attitude about tattoos in the Pacific islands. Not to mention working in a tattoo joint, even if he isn't artistic any idiot can operate a piercing gun. 

/He missed a few spots on his gut
//Could probably fit in a few more spider webs and maybe a flaming skull there

Wow, you have no idea how these things work, do you? First of all, the piercing 'guns' are only for the teens at the mall for ear piercing, and they are terrible even for that. Secondly, there are quite a few piercing locations on the body that require dexterity, steady hands and not to mention knowledge of human anatomy beyond the skin.

/the more you know...


Way to be a pedantic twat. Ok, fine, any dexterous idiot with basic knowledge of human anatomy can fill a piercing position at a tattoo shop, especially one in Hawaii which are more common than gun shops in Texas. Ever met the product of the Hawaiian public education system? 

Anyway, my point was that this guy could still easily get a job out here. You don't seem to be arguing that, just singling out an inaccuracy and shiatting on it for..some reason? Well, if it was to elicit a reaction, it looks like it worked. Eat a bucket of dicks. An entire bucket, of dicks. Big dicks, small dicks, chodes and needles. Dicks infected with gonorrhea and the pristine, untouched dicks of virgin Mormons. And hopefully you will choke on one of those dicks. Not that I wish death on you, I just think it would be funny if you literally choked on a dick.
 
2014-07-22 11:29:19 AM  

veedeevadeevoodee: [img2-2.timeinc.net image 300x185]

/ hai guyz whats going on in this thread?


First thing I thought of.
 
2014-07-22 11:49:05 AM  
Headline: Whore silicone implanted chest

Me: High hopes

Me: Disappointed
 
2014-07-22 12:31:33 PM  
Wow attention whore indeed. I hope his weird tattoos and hair and implants are making him money, because I can't think of a single job he would be hired for. Ever. I don't think he could even be a truck driver looking like that, and I've seen some pretty freaky looking truck drivers. Hell he doesn't even look cool, he looks like he's an overweight man who lost a fight with a law mower and was puked on by a bunch of people after they drank bottles of ink. And I can't wait to hear about some possible adverse health defects resulting from his implant down the road.
 
2014-07-22 01:41:26 PM  
I like how he keeps his canvas in shape.

/or maybe he's just trying to create more canvas?
 
2014-07-22 01:49:45 PM  

whatshisname: I like how he keeps his canvas in shape.


Round is a shape.
 
2014-07-22 01:51:46 PM  

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: untaken_name: I wonder if that guy's gonna wake up one day, maybe when he's 50 or so, and just say to himself, "Oh, my God...what have I done to myself?"

This is not my beautiful wife.


Same as it ever was.
 
2014-07-22 02:37:02 PM  

dbrunker: Headline:Britain's most tattooed man has silicone skull IMPLANTED into his chest
Article: it will take a year before the implant can be seen


I sure hope someone posts a followup article in a year so we can see the skull. Because I can't be bothered to remember.
 
2014-07-22 02:39:58 PM  
img0.joyreactor.com
 
2014-07-22 03:25:10 PM  
Just mother nature giving us a helpful warning.  In the same way as a coral snake.  Do not approach.
 
2014-07-22 04:17:50 PM  

gggoddammitt: bigsmellypenis: gggoddammitt: bekovich: I've seen kids with pretty excessive tatoos working at places like McDonald's, so it's not as though the guy has made himself completely unemployable.

I currently live in Hawaii, and the only thing keeping him from a job here is that stupid farking hair. Different attitude about tattoos in the Pacific islands. Not to mention working in a tattoo joint, even if he isn't artistic any idiot can operate a piercing gun. 

/He missed a few spots on his gut
//Could probably fit in a few more spider webs and maybe a flaming skull there

Wow, you have no idea how these things work, do you? First of all, the piercing 'guns' are only for the teens at the mall for ear piercing, and they are terrible even for that. Secondly, there are quite a few piercing locations on the body that require dexterity, steady hands and not to mention knowledge of human anatomy beyond the skin.

/the more you know...

Way to be a pedantic twat. Ok, fine, any dexterous idiot with basic knowledge of human anatomy can fill a piercing position at a tattoo shop, especially one in Hawaii which are more common than gun shops in Texas. Ever met the product of the Hawaiian public education system? 

Anyway, my point was that this guy could still easily get a job out here. You don't seem to be arguing that, just singling out an inaccuracy and shiatting on it for..some reason? Well, if it was to elicit a reaction, it looks like it worked. Eat a bucket of dicks. An entire bucket, of dicks. Big dicks, small dicks, chodes and needles. Dicks infected with gonorrhea and the pristine, untouched dicks of virgin Mormons. And hopefully you will choke on one of those dicks. Not that I wish death on you, I just think it would be funny if you literally choked on a dick.


Aww how cute, you get angry in a Fark thread. I wasn't attempting to have a conversation with you, I was correcting you. I don't give a fark about whatever else you said.

Get over it.
 
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