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(Daily Mail)   Sophia Vergara is dating a star of True Blood, unfortunately it's not the redheaded vampire Jessica   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 60
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2014-07-22 07:02:55 AM  
Subby, stop. I can only get SO erect
 
2014-07-22 07:06:49 AM  
Sadly, I don't think a relationship between her and Deborah Ann Woll would work.  She's got celiac disease, and you can't get curves like Sophia's while being gluten free.  Eating her would be off the table, and if they can't do that then really, what's the point?

/inb4 scissoring
 
2014-07-22 07:31:55 AM  
Yeah, Deborah Ann is HORRIBLE!

ilarge.listal.com
 
2014-07-22 07:35:34 AM  

SmackLT: Subby, stop. I can only get SO erect


Worthless without the Archer screencap.
 
2014-07-22 07:40:35 AM  

agent00pi: SmackLT: Subby, stop. I can only get SO erect

Worthless without the Archer screencap.


Will this do?

img.pandawhale.com
 
2014-07-22 07:41:46 AM  
Never heard of the dude. Did a GIS. Now I need to go to the gym.
 
2014-07-22 07:52:08 AM  

Cndn Bacon: agent00pi: SmackLT: Subby, stop. I can only get SO erect

Worthless without the Archer screencap.

Will this do?


Indubitably.

/Stupid mobile.
 
2014-07-22 07:57:07 AM  

jmr61: Yeah, Deborah Ann is HORRIBLE!

[ilarge.listal.com image 683x1024]


Meh, bottle.
 
2014-07-22 07:57:10 AM  
She seems very clingy in those photos.
 
2014-07-22 08:01:59 AM  
He's 23 and has a gray beard? I bet the Colombian makes him get a Brazilian.
 
2014-07-22 08:05:23 AM  
As a 100% heterosexual male (I think) I have an unhealthy man crush on Joe Manganiello. Not only is he basically what every guy wishes he could look like, he is a real unapologetic geek in sexy-man clothing. His interview on the Nerdist was basically a long talk about comics, casting choices in superhero movies, and how much he would love to be in one himself.

Also, he does one hell of a Macho Man Randy Savage impression.
 
2014-07-22 08:07:08 AM  
So, she likes it doggy style?
 
2014-07-22 08:15:22 AM  

Badmoodman: He's 23 and has a gray beard? I bet the Colombian makes him get a Brazilian.


Maybe 23 around 23 years ago.....
 
2014-07-22 08:19:48 AM  

MagSeven: Badmoodman: He's 23 and has a gray beard? I bet the Colombian makes him get a Brazilian.

Maybe 23 around 23 years ago.....


Doh! Bleary eyed and no coffee is no way I should read in the morning.
 
2014-07-22 08:23:08 AM  

yukichigai: Sadly, I don't think a relationship between her and Deborah Ann Woll would work.  She's got celiac disease, and you can't get curves like Sophia's while being gluten free.  Eating her would be off the table, and if they can't do that then really, what's the point?

/inb4 scissoring


Yeah, I'm pretty sure you have no idea what you're talking about.
 
2014-07-22 08:36:28 AM  
So she finally dumped the onion crunch dude? Good for her
 
2014-07-22 08:39:00 AM  
Does it make me weird that I'd do both of them..at the same time?
 
2014-07-22 08:42:19 AM  

Shadowknight: As a 100% heterosexual male (I think) I have an unhealthy man crush on Joe Manganiello. Not only is he basically what every guy wishes he could look like, he is a real unapologetic geek in sexy-man clothing. His interview on the Nerdist was basically a long talk about comics, casting choices in superhero movies, and how much he would love to be in one himself.

Also, he does one hell of a Macho Man Randy Savage impression.


100% agreed.

He's my number one Hetero man crush
 
2014-07-22 08:49:50 AM  
Puny Parker must be heartbroken.
Flash Thompson got the girl, again.

img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-07-22 09:03:33 AM  
Vergera and Woll thread?  This has some epic possibilities.
 
2014-07-22 09:08:01 AM  

CarnySaur: She seems very clingy in those photos.


I know most of you wouldn't bother looking down but check out her shoes.  There is no way she walk on her own with those.
 
2014-07-22 09:11:58 AM  

Flappyhead: Vergera and Woll thread?  This has some epic possibilities.


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-07-22 09:23:27 AM  
I'll be monitoring this thread for progress...
 
2014-07-22 09:54:57 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-22 10:05:14 AM  
I'm straight as a Saskatchewan sidewalk, but this, gentlemen, is a hot dude.

I'm gonna lay off the Ben and Jerry's for a bit.

media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-07-22 10:12:18 AM  
Is this the thread where every straight guy comes in to say how hot Joe Manganiello is?

/I want to be sure I'm in the right, but so very wrong place.
 
2014-07-22 10:18:37 AM  
That is a lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky man.  Christ on a cracker I'd wear that woman like a feedbag.
 
2014-07-22 10:46:34 AM  

towatchoverme: I'm straight as a Saskatchewan sidewalk, but this, gentlemen, is a hot dude.

I'm gonna lay off the Ben and Jerry's for a bit.

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 236x315]


I bet that guy has a six pack on his penis.
 
2014-07-22 10:49:32 AM  

UncleDirtNap: towatchoverme: I'm straight as a Saskatchewan sidewalk, but this, gentlemen, is a hot dude.

I'm gonna lay off the Ben and Jerry's for a bit.

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 236x315]

I bet that guy has a six pack on his penis.


Most guys have a beer belly hanging over theirs.
 
2014-07-22 10:50:45 AM  

WhiskeyBender: Does it make me weird that I'd do both of them..at the same time?


No.  Having a bifurcated penis makes you weird.
 
2014-07-22 11:17:34 AM  
Need more Joe pics in this thread...

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-22 11:19:00 AM  

towatchoverme: I'm straight as a Saskatchewan sidewalk, but this, gentlemen, is a hot dude.

I'm gonna lay off the Ben and Jerry's for a bit.

[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 236x315]


Yeah, I'd forgive my wife for a one nighter with him.  Hell I'd probably join.
 
2014-07-22 11:26:24 AM  

LograyX: Is this the thread where every straight guy comes in to say how hot Joe Manganiello is?

/I want to be sure I'm in the right, but so very wrong place.


Who?
 
2014-07-22 11:41:39 AM  
I would drink Deborah Ann's bath water, angry fist, etc...
 
2014-07-22 11:47:47 AM  
Damn is he gorgeous.  In the face, he resembles my fiance.  In the body, not so much.  (I am OK with this).
 
2014-07-22 12:26:25 PM  

mariner314: Shadowknight: As a 100% heterosexual male (I think) I have an unhealthy man crush on Joe Manganiello. Not only is he basically what every guy wishes he could look like, he is a real unapologetic geek in sexy-man clothing. His interview on the Nerdist was basically a long talk about comics, casting choices in superhero movies, and how much he would love to be in one himself.

Also, he does one hell of a Macho Man Randy Savage impression.

100% agreed.

He's my number one Hetero man crush


www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-07-22 12:39:17 PM  
I always wondered how lil baby Manolo went from having a fro and being dark skinned to being white with long locks.

And there she is in her first pepsi ad, before her boobs "magically" grew in.

a57.foxnews.com

static3.businessinsider.com

slicktiger.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-22 01:03:42 PM  

Talented Ass Clown: I would drink Deborah Ann's bath water, angry fist, etc...


I would drink a quart of her urine to find the source. Sofia I can't stand. That freaking voice. Hey Sofia Charro called. She said she wants her bit back.
 
2014-07-22 01:24:16 PM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Talented Ass Clown: I would drink Deborah Ann's bath water, angry fist, etc...

I would drink a quart of her urine to find the source. Sofia I can't stand. That freaking voice. Hey Sofia Charro called. She said she wants her bit back.


I would sample her loins as long as she kept her mouth full.

/iykwimaityd.
 
2014-07-22 01:32:14 PM  

Talented Ass Clown: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Talented Ass Clown: I would drink Deborah Ann's bath water, angry fist, etc...

I would drink a quart of her urine to find the source. Sofia I can't stand. That freaking voice. Hey Sofia Charro called. She said she wants her bit back.

I would sample her loins as long as she kept her mouth full.

/iykwimaityd.


Do it Chinese finger cuffs style.
 
2014-07-22 01:56:46 PM  

theflatline: I always wondered how lil baby Manolo went from having a fro and being dark skinned to being white with long locks.

And there she is in her first pepsi ad, before her boobs "magically" grew in.

[a57.foxnews.com image 850x478]

[static3.businessinsider.com image 596x447]

[slicktiger.files.wordpress.com image 635x859]


Oh just go away already.
 
2014-07-22 02:37:16 PM  
I always thought he would have made a great Superman, but I liked Cavill well enough.
 
2014-07-22 02:48:07 PM  

yukichigai: . . . Deborah Ann Woll would work.  . . .  Eating her would be off the table


How so?
 
2014-07-22 03:34:49 PM  

LograyX: Is this the thread where every straight guy comes in to say how hot Joe Manganiello is?

/I want to be sure I'm in the right, but so very wrong place.


Sorry, I'm waiting for the "Alexandar Skaargaard is hot, and I'm straight" thread.
 
2014-07-22 03:43:22 PM  

theflatline: I always wondered how lil baby Manolo went from having a fro and being dark skinned to being white with long locks.

And there she is in her first pepsi ad, before her boobs "magically" grew in.

[a57.foxnews.com image 850x478]

[static3.businessinsider.com image 596x447]

[slicktiger.files.wordpress.com image 635x859]


Who's the colored kid?
 
2014-07-22 03:53:09 PM  
weird  - when i watch modern family i often find claire to be damn hot too - but in tfa the picture at the bottom makes her look like an anorexic sailor.

/just one photo but maybe the makeup team is really good..
 
2014-07-22 04:52:04 PM  

theflatline: I always wondered how lil baby Manolo went from having a fro and being dark skinned to being white with long locks.

And there she is in her first pepsi ad, before her boobs "magically" grew in.

[a57.foxnews.com image 850x478]

[static3.businessinsider.com image 596x447]

[slicktiger.files.wordpress.com image 635x859]


What a surprise. You are like a bizarro stalker. Get help, and glasses.
 
2014-07-22 06:04:17 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: yukichigai: Sadly, I don't think a relationship between her and Deborah Ann Woll would work.  She's got celiac disease, and you can't get curves like Sophia's while being gluten free.  Eating her would be off the table, and if they can't do that then really, what's the point?

/inb4 scissoring

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you have no idea what you're talking about.


www.thehulltruth.com
 
2014-07-22 06:16:04 PM  

theflatline: I always wondered how lil baby Manolo went from having a fro and being dark skinned to being white with long locks.

And there she is in her first pepsi ad, before her boobs "magically" grew in.

[a57.foxnews.com image 850x478]

[static3.businessinsider.com image 596x447]

[slicktiger.files.wordpress.com image 635x859]



Do you mean a 16-17 year old woman should have the same bra size 3, 5, 10, 20 years later? and a new born should not acquire or develop new traits while growing up? You should tell my kid, who had a jet-black jew-fro as a newborn and now has straight dark brown hair 11 years later. Or my high school sweetheart, who grew two sizes from 18-19 years old, which pissed me off so much because by that time I had moved away.

And good job developing this creepy "anti-Sofia Vergara-but all other Colombian women look so much better" persona. Lots of bites.
 
2014-07-22 06:52:29 PM  

jrodr018: theflatline: I always wondered how lil baby Manolo went from having a fro and being dark skinned to being white with long locks.

And there she is in her first pepsi ad, before her boobs "magically" grew in.

[a57.foxnews.com image 850x478]

[static3.businessinsider.com image 596x447]

[slicktiger.files.wordpress.com image 635x859]


Do you mean a 16-17 year old woman should have the same bra size 3, 5, 10, 20 years later? and a new born should not acquire or develop new traits while growing up? You should tell my kid, who had a jet-black jew-fro as a newborn and now has straight dark brown hair 11 years later. Or my high school sweetheart, who grew two sizes from 18-19 years old, which pissed me off so much because by that time I had moved away.

And good job developing this creepy "anti-Sofia Vergara-but all other Colombian women look so much better" persona. Lots of bites.


Its an easy troll, and I enjoy doing it.  I am not anti sofia, I think she is hot.  But I think I am the only farker who lived in Colombia when she started out, and she looked very different.

They have a term for women like her in Colombia, they call them cuchi-barbies. Which means milf.

I want to see sofia in the morning without a makeup crew and doing laundry with a pony tail.
 
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