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(City of Seattle)   You're drunk driving the wrong way down the street, hit an Audi, throw a bottle of whiskey, hit a city bus, why not do everyone a favor and just break down in front of the police department?   (spdblotter.seattle.gov) divider line 8
    More: Dumbass, Mustang, Audi, bus, SPD, 2nd Avenue  
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2014-07-21 09:30:56 PM
colliding head-on with a valet in an Audi

Wonder whose insurance covers that one?
 
2014-07-21 10:56:59 PM
My favorite quotes from the arresting officer: "Please don't post this" and "Get back to work".

/no word on whether the latter happened
 
2014-07-21 11:03:27 PM
Yes, but what if he'd hit a Nissan? Or a Ford? Or a Toyota? Or a ...
 
2014-07-21 11:16:56 PM

8 inches: Yes, but what if he'd hit a Nissan? Or a Ford? Or a Toyota? Or a ...


Then we'd know he was in a less desirable part of town
 
2014-07-21 11:17:36 PM
Is there an Audi factory nearby?
 
2014-07-21 11:37:16 PM
Like a Boss.
 
2014-07-22 12:41:51 AM

doubleextra: My favorite quotes from the arresting officer: "Please don't post this" and "Get back to work".


I bet he gets nothing but crap from his employees for a week.
 
2014-07-22 06:46:11 AM

NormallyTechnos: doubleextra: My favorite quotes from the arresting officer: "Please don't post this" and "Get back to work".

I bet he gets nothing but crap from his employees for a week.


He may be Farking from his patrol car.
 
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