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(WIBX 950 Utica)   Why Parents of Young Children Can NEVER Sleep In...No, Seriously   (wibx950.com) divider line 44
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2014-07-21 08:50:58 PM  
*reads headline*

"oh, c'mon, it can't be that bad"

*watches video*

Words fail me......
 
2014-07-21 09:03:52 PM  
Words fail me.
Click on the link and watch the video, it's worth it. Especially if you think YOUR house is a mess.
 
2014-07-21 09:39:57 PM  
Mom ask the youngest kid "Why didn't you stop them, why didn't you stop them"?
Way to guilt trip the youngest kid mom. And next time, put their paint where they can't farking get to it.
 
2014-07-21 09:42:53 PM  
I think I would leave the walls like that as a memorial...
 
2014-07-21 09:59:48 PM  
They should leave what is on the walls in kids room. It's a constant struggle between the ages of 0 to 10 to keep them from writing on the walls.
 
2014-07-21 10:11:03 PM  

ArmednHammered: Mom ask the youngest kid "Why didn't you stop them, why didn't you stop them"?
Way to guilt trip the youngest kid mom. And next time, put their paint where they can't farking get to it.


You would be amazed.  The other day, I found my 5 year old basically rappelling, ranger style, off of the top bunk.

We couldn't figure out how the hell the light in their room kept getting turned on at night...it's a pull chain out of their reach...turns out big brother figured out how to stack up a bunch of books, climb up, pull the chain....and then SCATTER THE BOOKS TO HIDE THE EVIDENCE!

Kids are crafty. CRAFTY.  And they can't be reasoned with.
 
2014-07-21 10:39:16 PM  
Here honey, you go ahead and work on cleaning this up, and I'll get video of it...for evidence...or something.
 
2014-07-21 10:39:21 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: ArmednHammered: Mom ask the youngest kid "Why didn't you stop them, why didn't you stop them"?
Way to guilt trip the youngest kid mom. And next time, put their paint where they can't farking get to it.

You would be amazed.  The other day, I found my 5 year old basically rappelling, ranger style, off of the top bunk.

We couldn't figure out how the hell the light in their room kept getting turned on at night...it's a pull chain out of their reach...turns out big brother figured out how to stack up a bunch of books, climb up, pull the chain....and then SCATTER THE BOOKS TO HIDE THE EVIDENCE!

Kids are crafty. CRAFTY.  And they can't be reasoned with.


That kid is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.  ;-)
 
2014-07-21 10:46:30 PM  

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: ArmednHammered: Mom ask the youngest kid "Why didn't you stop them, why didn't you stop them"?
Way to guilt trip the youngest kid mom. And next time, put their paint where they can't farking get to it.

You would be amazed.  The other day, I found my 5 year old basically rappelling, ranger style, off of the top bunk.

We couldn't figure out how the hell the light in their room kept getting turned on at night...it's a pull chain out of their reach...turns out big brother figured out how to stack up a bunch of books, climb up, pull the chain....and then SCATTER THE BOOKS TO HIDE THE EVIDENCE!

Kids are crafty. CRAFTY.  And they can't be reasoned with.


How ahr zay doing it!?
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2014-07-21 10:47:29 PM  
They should use this video for a condom or other birth control commercial.
 
2014-07-21 11:01:42 PM  
At 14 months, climbed a trestle and was on the roof.
 
2014-07-21 11:42:59 PM  
Man, if my boy ever did that, there would be murders in my house.
 
2014-07-21 11:44:54 PM  
We have 13 dogs (no, we're not hoarders and we have the space, time and funds to take care of them properly). While it has happened on occasion, they usually are not in the house all at the same time, but our place has NEVER looked like that.

You go enjoy your kids, but I'm glad we've never had any.
 
2014-07-22 12:25:15 AM  
While I've never had kids of my own (a step-daughter for a short time), I am not the type to say, "what terrible parents, how did they let that happen?"  I've babysat my nieces and nephews enough times to know they will wear your butt down and your only great desire in life is a decent night of sleep without interruption.
 
2014-07-22 12:38:35 AM  
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2014-07-22 12:48:44 AM  
Aaand this is why I'm not a parent.  If my kids did that, I'd lose every last nugget of my shiat.  Then I'd hand them a pair of toothbrushes and some soap and have them scrub everything so clean you could perform open-heart surgery on the floor.  And then I'd take them for ice cream, just so they could watch me eat one.

/And get those damn kids off my lawn!
 
2014-07-22 12:57:34 AM  
Baby monitors with video are awesome.

Plus it gets them used to being monitored at all times for when they grow up.
 
2014-07-22 12:59:25 AM  

lindalouwho: Words fail me.
Click on the link and watch the video, it's worth it. Especially if you think YOUR house is a mess.


Oh please.

Thats like an average spaghetti dinner at my house.
 
2014-07-22 01:06:00 AM  
Better get used to these bars, kid
 
2014-07-22 02:09:14 AM  

Minimum: I think I would leave the walls like that as a memorial...


The hand prints where adoring.
 
2014-07-22 02:16:17 AM  
CSB

When I was 4 or 5 my best friend and I were at his house and it was getting painted.  They shooed us away from the side with the central AC unit because we loved to pull leaves off the bushes and throw them in the air blown out by the fan.  You can see where this is going.

The painters left and little Tommy and I went back to our retarded joy of throwing leaves above the AC unit.   The first one went flying up and SMACK stuck to the house.  To us it was the absolute funniest shiat we had ever seen and probably got 30 leaves stuck to the house before our crazed cackling laughter got his mom outside to investigate.

That was back in 1970 or so and his mother still remembers it.

/poor Tommy died in the house he grew up in when he was in his early 40s.
//So did his dad
///And grandmother
////House of doooooom
 
2014-07-22 06:17:13 AM  

Giltric: lindalouwho: Words fail me.
Click on the link and watch the video, it's worth it. Especially if you think YOUR house is a mess.

Oh please.

Thats like an average spaghetti dinner at my house.


Lol
 
2014-07-22 07:25:21 AM  
My wife wanted kids at one point, as did I.  The older I got, and saw the havoc that kids caused by other couples, my desire waned.  I'm now 40 with no kids, and I think my wife is slightly thankful we chose that path.
 
2014-07-22 07:48:10 AM  
how did the kids get paint 6 feet up the walls?  I mean,  the light switches are covered in paint, and then painted even further up...   Most kids under the age of 4 aren't tall enough to reach a light switch.
 
2014-07-22 07:59:33 AM  
anyone want to post the link to the youtube video instead of the morning zoo yuck it up festival site?
 
2014-07-22 08:00:22 AM  
They will do what they can.  The tough job of a parent is trying to keep the things that can hurt them out of their hands first then also keep the things that can cost you lots of money away too :-)

And it doesn't stop at age 4 - try and convince an 18 year old that he really doesn't know what the hell to do with a chain saw ;-)
 
2014-07-22 08:02:17 AM  
 
2014-07-22 08:05:57 AM  

Beerguy: *reads headline*

"oh, c'mon, it can't be that bad"

*watches video*

Words fail me......


Could have been worse, they could have used their own shiat to do it with rather than paint.

echri: how did the kids get paint 6 feet up the walls? I mean, the light switches are covered in paint, and then painted even further up... Most kids under the age of 4 aren't tall enough to reach a light switch.


Anyone who has ever dealt with children will tell you, there's no such thing as a kid who isn't tall enough to reach something.
 
2014-07-22 08:27:19 AM  
very poor parents - children have no boundaries - bet they don't have a regular bedtime either.  amuck amuck amuck
 
2014-07-22 09:51:00 AM  

asciibaron: very poor parents - children have no boundaries - bet they don't have a regular bedtime either.  amuck amuck amuck


Booooo hissssss!

/doesn't have kids
//knows plenty of 'em
 
2014-07-22 10:45:51 AM  
never underestimate the resourcefulness of children.
I once caught my two year with my cordless drill removing the child-proof locks because they were a hindrance to him.
 
2014-07-22 12:06:09 PM  

echri: how did the kids get paint 6 feet up the walls?  I mean,  the light switches are covered in paint, and then painted even further up...   Most kids under the age of 4 aren't tall enough to reach a light switch.


They.....uh.....find a way.
 
2014-07-22 12:55:40 PM  
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!:

Kids are crafty. CRAFTY.  And they can't be reasoned with.

Children are twice as smart as they look.  Even then, you're underestimating them.
 
2014-07-22 01:06:56 PM  
Take em back to the kid store, they are obviously defective.
 
2014-07-22 01:44:59 PM  
All of us parents have had that moment where we know we are smarter then our kids so forget that doesn;t make them DUMB.

This is their moment.
 
2014-07-22 01:52:15 PM  
these parents failed to put the fear of death into their crotch snow flakes.  my kids, they know not to move a muscle once they are in bed.  caught the oldest trying to read under the covers.  that's the last book i bet he tries reading.
 
2014-07-22 01:56:27 PM  

asciibaron: these parents failed to put the fear of death into their crotch snow flakes.  my kids, they know not to move a muscle once they are in bed.  caught the oldest trying to read under the covers.  that's the last book i bet he tries reading.


You're sounding desperate trolling this much after your first attempt.

Maybe try an alt?
 
Bf+
2014-07-22 03:35:00 PM  

asciibaron: these parents failed to put the fear of death into their crotch snow flakes.  my kids, they know not to move a muscle once they are in bed.  caught the oldest trying to read under the covers.  that's the last book i bet he tries reading.


LOL.
 
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2014-07-22 03:35:45 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: asciibaron: these parents failed to put the fear of death into their crotch snow flakes.  my kids, they know not to move a muscle once they are in bed.  caught the oldest trying to read under the covers.  that's the last book i bet he tries reading.

You're sounding desperate trolling this much after your first attempt.

Maybe try an alt?



Pretty sure that was just a straight-up joke.
/It was funny.
 
2014-07-22 03:36:34 PM  
Fake.
 
2014-07-22 06:51:18 PM  

KidneyStone: CSB

When I was 4 or 5 my best friend and I were at his house and it was getting painted.  They shooed us away from the side with the central AC unit because we loved to pull leaves off the bushes and throw them in the air blown out by the fan.  You can see where this is going.

The painters left and little Tommy and I went back to our retarded joy of throwing leaves above the AC unit.   The first one went flying up and SMACK stuck to the house.  To us it was the absolute funniest shiat we had ever seen and probably got 30 leaves stuck to the house before our crazed cackling laughter got his mom outside to investigate.

That was back in 1970 or so and his mother still remembers it.

/poor Tommy died in the house he grew up in when he was in his early 40s.
//So did his dad
///And grandmother
////House of doooooom


Spinach bugs are even better.... parents are out, older sister is babysitting, but glued to the phone with her boyfriend...  didn't like spinach then... 10 yrs old... placed a chunk of spinach on the end of the fork, hit the tines with my fist..   viola.. a spinach bug on the ceiling... and it stuck good.... younger brother and sister joined in as they really didn't like spinach either, so there were probably 25 to 30 ceiling decorations just hanging there...  on a plaster ceiling... which absorbed the color from the spinach... sister never noticed... at breakfast the next morning, my younger sister kicked me ( sitting across from me) and rolled her eyes upward, and I rediscovered the spinach bugs... Dad finished his breakfast and leaned back in his chair,  discovered, called Mom by her proper name and glanced up, as did she..... they both looked directly at me and asked what that was, so I told them they were spinach bugs.. I retired to my room, was visited by Dad and the Belt and received some education.... the painters had to carve out the discolored places in the plaster, as the color bled through.... my nieces and nephews are still in awe over the story... was at a friend,s house doing AC repairs and related the story, which was met with skepticism, so I called my sister and told my friend to ask her... hilarity ensued....
 
2014-07-22 09:32:48 PM  

OlderGuy: was visited by Dad and the Belt and received some education


You live up to your name. As a society we let the Greatest Generation use belts. Now we just save everything to digital video for shaming later in life.
 
2014-07-22 11:09:02 PM  
I'm not watching someone else's kids sing "Let It Go." Where's the real video?
 
2014-07-23 10:26:45 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: asciibaron: these parents failed to put the fear of death into their crotch snow flakes.  my kids, they know not to move a muscle once they are in bed.  caught the oldest trying to read under the covers.  that's the last book i bet he tries reading.

You're sounding desperate trolling this much after your first attempt.

Maybe try an alt?


Boobies was dead serious, second was pure joke.  the real parents on the Fark know and nod.
 
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