Nickel back sucks, Germans get off by Gotze, and murderous amoeba: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/13 - 7/19
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A good week for headlines. More than halfway through the year now, and submitters are stepping up.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2014-07-13 to Sat 2014-07-19:
Moviegoers have to jump off a high ledge to escape a fire. It was like something straight out of a novel
Teenage boy kept wondering why people kept telling him to stop standing up on top of the double-decker bus. And then it hit him
Salvage crews to begin raising the Concordia this week. Admiral Tolwyn hopes to finish the operation before the Kilrathi can attack again
Epcot monorail evacuated after lightning strikes a transformer. Department spokesman Lyle Lanley insists the craft was safe, even though monorails in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook suffered similar accidents
This just in: Nickel back sucks
Here are Rolling Stone's five most dangerous guns in America. I'm betting they list Kurt Cobain's shotgun as #1, because they always have to have Nirvana at the top of their lists
Amoeba found guilty of murdering young girl, to spend life in single cell
The dolphins have declared war, and this time it's on porpoise
Robbers chase man in bikini and high heels down the street. Police putting out a drag net for the thieves
Typhoon Rammasun is headed to China as it kills at least ten in the Philippines, predicts that Romney will win the 2012 presidential election by 7 points
On the bright side, Malaysian Air knows where this one is
Paul Pierce agrees to a 2-year, $11 million deal with the Wizards after holding out for best handicapped parking spot
Germans get off by Gotze. Ewwww
Tim Howard wants to know if the Knicks have cap space for him. Knicks reportedly mystified by concept of somebody playing defense
Smell, eye test could be early warning system for Alzheimer's. Because if you can smell your eyes, you may just have a problem
New plant species found in West Texas. Botanists are calling it a 'tree'
Lonely biologist names newly discovered water mite species after Jennifer Lopez, citing its unusually large opisthosoma
Director announced for The Ring 3. Plot expected to revolve around mysterious videotape that no one can watch because no one knows what a VCR is
Casey Kasem's children say their dad's body is missing. Stepmother says she would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids
What if I told you there's gonna be a Mike Tyson cartoon where Mike Tyson solves mysteries, aided by the Mike Tyson Mystery Team: the Ghost of the Marquess of Queensbury, Mike's adopted Korean daughter, and a pigeon who was once a man? No YOU shut up
Have you ever seen something like Rick Perry beating a Central American child before? What the? Is that Rand Paul's music playing? My god King, he's got the steel potato in his hands!
Even though the establishment won the GOP Civil War, don't expect big changes in Tea Party rhetoric. The Tea Party attracts the type of folks who don't accept the loss and aftereffects of Civil Wars
Obama administration decides to not try key Benghazi suspect
Brics combine to create $100bn development bank after Straws and Sticks collapse
Hindu community up in arms over Urban Outfitters duvet cover featuring deity Ganesh
Amazon considers starting a revolutionary "Netflix-like" service to provide books, an innovative concept known to the rest of the world as "going to the library"
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