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2014-07-21 02:01:02 PM  
I sharted and my office smells.
 
2014-07-21 02:01:07 PM  
LOLFORGOTYOURPAD!!
 
2014-07-21 02:02:02 PM  
Like promise DIT and not follow through?
 
2014-07-21 02:02:13 PM  
i was preparing a limerick to send to a TFette, and i went to type her name in the send field, it autofilled my boss's name because they start with the same letter. i didn't even notice. he's out of town but will be back next week.

the limerick was... dirty.

i'm so farked.
 
2014-07-21 02:02:54 PM  

Professor Wormbog: i was preparing a limerick to send to a TFette, and i went to type her name in the send field, it autofilled my boss's name because they start with the same letter. i didn't even notice. he's out of town but will be back next week.

the limerick was... dirty.

i'm so farked.


What was the limerick?
 
2014-07-21 02:03:01 PM  

Professor Wormbog: i'm so farked.


If you guys are on an exchange server, you can un-send it.

LIFEHACK!
 
2014-07-21 02:03:07 PM  
This is why you are always nice to the IT people. They can make like it never happened unless he's already seen it on his smart phone.
 
2014-07-21 02:03:23 PM  

Professor Wormbog: i was preparing a limerick to send to a TFette, and i went to type her name in the send field, it autofilled my boss's name because they start with the same letter. i didn't even notice. he's out of town but will be back next week.

the limerick was... dirty.

i'm so farked.


Hack into his email?  It happens on the TV all the time.
 
2014-07-21 02:03:52 PM  

Professor Wormbog: i was preparing a limerick to send to a TFette, and i went to type her name in the send field, it autofilled my boss's name because they start with the same letter. i didn't even notice. he's out of town but will be back next week.

the limerick was... dirty.

i'm so farked.


You've got a whole week to search for a new job.
 
2014-07-21 02:03:54 PM  

Professor Wormbog: i was preparing a limerick to send to a TFette, and i went to type her name in the send field, it autofilled my boss's name because they start with the same letter. i didn't even notice. he's out of town but will be back next week.

the limerick was... dirty.

i'm so farked.


Try to recall, but you probably are farked.
 
2014-07-21 02:03:59 PM  

LlamaGirl: Professor Wormbog: i was preparing a limerick to send to a TFette, and i went to type her name in the send field, it autofilled my boss's name because they start with the same letter. i didn't even notice. he's out of town but will be back next week.

the limerick was... dirty.

i'm so farked.

What was the limerick?


it would embarrass her if i posted it here.
 
2014-07-21 02:04:08 PM  

Professor Wormbog: i was preparing a limerick to send to a TFette, and i went to type her name in the send field, it autofilled my boss's name because they start with the same letter. i didn't even notice. he's out of town but will be back next week.

the limerick was... dirty.

i'm so farked.


I was sending sexy emails to someone and my email auto-filled one of my old high classmates' email address and I didn't notice until it was too late.
His wife noticed it, though -- and she called my mom.

/not subby, I just wanted to share that because I thought it was funny.
 
2014-07-21 02:04:10 PM  

atlfarkette: I sharted and my office smells.


This is not your personal erotica site.
 
2014-07-21 02:04:15 PM  

LlamaGirl: Professor Wormbog: i was preparing a limerick to send to a TFette, and i went to type her name in the send field, it autofilled my boss's name because they start with the same letter. i didn't even notice. he's out of town but will be back next week.

the limerick was... dirty.

i'm so farked.

What was the limerick?


Yeah. I think we deserve this.
 
2014-07-21 02:05:29 PM  
There once was a Wormbog who liked to jog...
 
2014-07-21 02:05:50 PM  

GalFriday: His wife noticed it, though -- and she called my mom.


Who tattles?
Is he married to a 5 year old?

"That TRANCH! I'mma call her mom!"
 
2014-07-21 02:05:52 PM  
If the previews from the movie 'Sex Tape' are accurate, and we know they are, you're going to need to drive around at night and destroy servers.
 
2014-07-21 02:05:57 PM  
Be totally honest about what happened, and assure your boss you never intended for her to be the recipient of the email.  If she has a sense of humor, you'll get off with a slap on the wrist.
 
2014-07-21 02:06:07 PM  
Wormbog is a lying liar who lies. No one would turn to fark first. If it happened you'd get that sitch fixed ASAP.
 
2014-07-21 02:06:08 PM  
POST THE MOTHERF*CKING LIMERICK!
 
2014-07-21 02:06:10 PM  

LlamaGirl: There once was a Wormbog who liked to jog...


Who one day typed a limerick to a hog
 
2014-07-21 02:06:15 PM  
Pinch the Cat5 cable going into his computer with a paper-clip thingee before the e-mail goes through it.
 
2014-07-21 02:06:21 PM  

Professor Wormbog: it would embarrass her if i posted it here.


You could redact her name.

You should use the email recall function in the meantime, assuming your office uses one with such a capability.  Gmail does, too, I think.
 
2014-07-21 02:06:38 PM  

atlfarkette: This is why you are always nice to the IT people. They can make like it never happened unless he's already seen it on his smart phone.


I get all my employee's email on my phone. They know to use gmail or whatever for all non work related emails. My work email on the other hand is mostly dirty stuff from the other franchise owner. It's good to be the boss.
 
2014-07-21 02:06:44 PM  

GalFriday: Professor Wormbog: i was preparing a limerick to send to a TFette, and i went to type her name in the send field, it autofilled my boss's name because they start with the same letter. i didn't even notice. he's out of town but will be back next week.

the limerick was... dirty.

i'm so farked.

I was sending sexy emails to someone and my email auto-filled one of my old high classmates' email address and I didn't notice until it was too late.
His wife noticed it, though -- and she called my mom.

/not subby, I just wanted to share that because I thought it was funny.


I like that the wife call your mom, instead of you.  This actually made my day, because yes, it is very funny.
 
2014-07-21 02:07:36 PM  
a co-worker typed out a long email to his wife about how much he hated his b*tch co-worker.  the same co-worker who sits right beside him.

instead of sending the email to his wife, he sends it to the co-worker.

i'll never forget the day the co-worker says, out of the blue, "Did you mean to send this to me?" as she stood up and started flipping her keyboard

the sh*t storm that ensued was epic
 
2014-07-21 02:07:49 PM  

atlfarkette: Wormbog is a lying liar who lies. No one would turn to fark first. If it happened you'd get that sitch fixed ASAP.


I know but I don't want to help someone pick out a minivan, OKAY?
 
2014-07-21 02:08:12 PM  
Start sending random shiat out to all of your co-workers and claim you were hacked.
Everyone! Give Wormy a limerick quick so he can cut/paste and get to work!
 
2014-07-21 02:08:29 PM  
GalFriday, was that woman the same one who wrote the blog shiatting all over women for having boobs in bikini tops and daring to tempt her husband? Because it sounds like it.
 
2014-07-21 02:08:38 PM  
Got any IT department friends?  Easy for them to log in and delete it.
 
2014-07-21 02:08:55 PM  

reagabeast: a co-worker typed out a long email to his wife about how much he hated his b*tch co-worker.  the same co-worker who sits right beside him.

instead of sending the email to his wife, he sends it to the co-worker.

i'll never forget the day the co-worker says, out of the blue, "Did you mean to send this to me?" as she stood up and started flipping her keyboard

the sh*t storm that ensued was epic


oh yes, I want to hear more about this.
 
2014-07-21 02:09:15 PM  

Honest Bender: GalFriday: His wife noticed it, though -- and she called my mom.

Who tattles?
Is he married to a 5 year old?

"That TRANCH! I'mma call her mom!"


I am from a very small town and everyone knows everyone.  She told her mother about finding the email and her mother didn't know how to get a hold of me, but she knew how to get a hold of my mother...so a phone call was made and an email was forwarded.

My mother showed up at my door and was all, "FIRST NAME, MIDDLE NAME, LAST NAME, we need to talk."  That is when i knew I was in trouble.
I started laughing and explained that it wasn't meant for him and sent an apology email.  But, it was too late, my mother was embarrassed.
AND YOU DO NOT EMBARRASS HER!
 
2014-07-21 02:09:24 PM  

atlfarkette: This is why you are always nice to the IT people. They can make like it never happened unless he's already seen it on his smart phone.


IT people do whatever it takes to make friends...
 
2014-07-21 02:09:29 PM  

reagabeast: i'll never forget the day the co-worker says, out of the blue, "Did you mean to send this to me?" as she stood up and started flipping her keyboard

the sh*t storm that ensued was epic


Did she flip more stuff?!? Was your co-worker who composed the e-mail justified in the things he was saying about the keyboard flipper?
 
2014-07-21 02:10:09 PM  

Professor Wormbog: i was preparing a limerick to send to a TFette, and i went to type her name in the send field, it autofilled my boss's name because they start with the same letter. i didn't even notice. he's out of town but will be back next week.

the limerick was... dirty.

i'm so farked.


send an apology and a quick explanation of what happened.
 
2014-07-21 02:10:18 PM  

Ponzholio: atlfarkette: This is why you are always nice to the IT people. They can make like it never happened unless he's already seen it on his smart phone.

IT people do whatever it takes to make friends...


Except bathe
 
2014-07-21 02:10:23 PM  

DonWrite: Start sending random shiat out to all of your co-workers and claim you were hacked.
Everyone! Give Wormy a limerick quick so he can cut/paste and get to work!


Roses are red
Voilets are red
Everything is red
oh shiat I murdered Fred
 
2014-07-21 02:10:51 PM  
Aw man, when parents pull out the full name yell you KNOW you're farked.


Also, if my mom got mad at me for embarrassing her I'd tell her to shove it up her ass for all the times she embarrassed me growing up by being such a goddamn drunk.

*harrumph*
 
2014-07-21 02:11:12 PM  

DonWrite: Everyone! Give Wormy a limerick quick so he can cut/paste and get to work!


Today is good day
The sunlight though the window
All is at peace now.
 
2014-07-21 02:11:17 PM  

beverly8: Professor Wormbog: i was preparing a limerick to send to a TFette, and i went to type her name in the send field, it autofilled my boss's name because they start with the same letter. i didn't even notice. he's out of town but will be back next week.

the limerick was... dirty.

i'm so farked.

send an apology and a quick explanation of what happened.


"So yeah, I was trying to send this naughty limerick to an internet stranger during company time when I accidentally sent it to you... would you please disregard it? We're cool, right?"
 
2014-07-21 02:11:19 PM  

Ponzholio: atlfarkette: This is why you are always nice to the IT people. They can make like it never happened unless he's already seen it on his smart phone.

IT people do whatever it takes to make friends people go away...


I've got farking to do.
I don't need your life story, just tell me your problem so I can fix it and get back to my peeps.

JEEZE!
 
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2014-07-21 02:11:38 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Roses are red
Voilets are red
Everything is red
oh shiat I murdered Fred


Roses are red
Voilets are red
Everything is red 
Dammit, Murder!
 
2014-07-21 02:11:39 PM  

reagabeast: a co-worker typed out a long email to his wife about how much he hated his b*tch co-worker.  the same co-worker who sits right beside him.

instead of sending the email to his wife, he sends it to the co-worker.

i'll never forget the day the co-worker says, out of the blue, "Did you mean to send this to me?" as she stood up and started flipping her keyboard

the sh*t storm that ensued was epic


My co-worker found out this guy we worked with was gonna be our new boss. She typed up and IM biatching about him becoming our boss and sent to to him instead of me. She realized after she hit send what she'd done and stood up from her cube and all the blood had drained from her face. A minute later he walked down to her cube and said, "Do we need to talk?"

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-07-21 02:11:49 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-21 02:12:21 PM  
Burn it. Burn it all, and dance in the ashes.
 
2014-07-21 02:12:35 PM  
You can post the limerick. It won't embarrass me.
 
2014-07-21 02:13:07 PM  

Ponzholio: "So yeah, I was trying to send this naughty limerick to an internet stranger during company time when I accidentally sent it to you... would you please disregard it? We're cool, right?"


LOLOLOL
 
2014-07-21 02:13:45 PM  

LlamaGirl: Aw man, when parents pull out the full name yell you KNOW you're farked.


Also, if my mom got mad at me for embarrassing her I'd tell her to shove it up her ass for all the times she embarrassed me growing up by being such a goddamn drunk.

*harrumph*


The common theme from my mother from my mother growing up was this:

When company gets here, you WILL NOT embarrass me.
When we get in there, you will behave like gentlemen and a lady and YOU WILL NOT EMBARRASS ME!
Put that down, you will not embarrass me in here.
Stop talking, I am getting embarrassed.

So, yeah.  After she talked to me about my language and the things I said, she told me she was emabarrassed BEYOND WORDS!!!

All I could do was laugh.
 
2014-07-21 02:14:00 PM  
Great. Now I'm gonna spend the rest of the day thinking up dirty limericks to email to people.
 
2014-07-21 02:15:00 PM  

Ponzholio: beverly8: Professor Wormbog: i was preparing a limerick to send to a TFette, and i went to type her name in the send field, it autofilled my boss's name because they start with the same letter. i didn't even notice. he's out of town but will be back next week.

the limerick was... dirty.

i'm so farked.

send an apology and a quick explanation of what happened.

"So yeah, I was trying to send this naughty limerick to an internet stranger during company time when I accidentally sent it to you... would you please disregard it? We're cool, right?"


it is better than nothing.  not much else you can do in that situation.
 
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