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(Yahoo)   If you see a man with 200 panties, you either are at a Tom Jones concert or have found a thief wanted by Augusta police   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 50
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2014-07-21 03:43:28 PM  
If loving panties is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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2014-07-21 04:37:38 PM  
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2014-07-21 04:48:19 PM  
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So magic so hypnotizing. Panties, say it out loud PANTIES.
 
2014-07-21 05:48:59 PM  
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Could also be these guys.
 
2014-07-21 06:56:26 PM  
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/not panties, but had a shoe fetish
//obscure?
 
2014-07-21 07:01:50 PM  
World's most dedicated crossdresser.
 
2014-07-21 07:04:20 PM  

BalugaJoe: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x236]


Old school anime, represent!
 
2014-07-21 07:05:49 PM  
Son you got a panty on your head.
 
2014-07-21 07:05:54 PM  
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2014-07-21 07:10:20 PM  
How could Tom Jones fit all those panties on his Lark?
 
2014-07-21 07:10:56 PM  

BalugaJoe:


Came for happi, leaving happy
 
2014-07-21 07:11:26 PM  
EPIC panty raid. He must have grinded forever.
 
2014-07-21 07:12:58 PM  
I've been to a Tom Jones concert.

The thing about Tom Jones is, as Tom Jones gets older, so do the people who go to Tom Jones concerts.

/granny panties
//Tom Jones
 
2014-07-21 07:14:18 PM  
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2014-07-21 07:14:20 PM  
 
2014-07-21 07:16:58 PM  

Mark Ratner: [media1.onsugar.com image 550x350]
/not panties, but had a shoe fetish
//obscure?


Not to Mary.
 
2014-07-21 07:17:27 PM  
So that's -- what, a hundred pairs?
 
2014-07-21 07:20:33 PM  
Apropos of nothing:
It's Not Unusual
 
2014-07-21 07:25:09 PM  
 
2014-07-21 07:26:32 PM  

BalugaJoe: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x236]


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200 panties is really just an average day before lunchtime for this guy.

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2014-07-21 07:27:00 PM  
Another example of Murphy's Law.
 
2014-07-21 07:30:28 PM  
entered for pictures of happosai, leaving satisfied...
 
2014-07-21 07:31:34 PM  

Arachnophobe: This seems relevant as well.


...

Radiation poisoning does weeeeiiiiiiird things to a culture.

Palate cleanser. (in Spanish for some reason)
 
2014-07-21 07:35:02 PM  
What a haul, what a haul!
 
2014-07-21 07:35:33 PM  
Can't forget the first time I heard the song.
 
2014-07-21 07:37:25 PM  
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2014-07-21 07:37:29 PM  
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Sitting on the park bench
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Yeah.. Ahh...

Perversion running from his pen
Time to write another Xanth novel again

Piers Anthony...

Writing in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run

Piers Anthony...

Feeling like a Pedo Bear
Crafting fantasies about pre-teen underwear

Ugh, Piers Anthony.
 
2014-07-21 07:37:54 PM  
You know who else started off by stealing panties...

(hint: not Hitler)
 
2014-07-21 07:43:57 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: If loving panties is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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done in one...
 
2014-07-21 08:10:29 PM  
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Tom still gets em' at his concerts.
 
2014-07-21 08:13:17 PM  
No love for that 70's show?  I am dissapoint.

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PANTIES, GLORIOUS PANTIES!
 
2014-07-21 08:16:52 PM  
Like a beautiful flock of migratory birds, all the girls' panties fly away into the sunset, bidding their owners a fond farewell...
 
2014-07-21 08:17:11 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: If loving panties is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Those come to 35.24,  would you like a bag?

No I'll just wear them out *places on head*
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2014-07-21 08:31:19 PM  

EdgeRunner: Feeling like a Pedo Bear
Crafting fantasies about pre-teen underwear

Ugh, Piers Anthony.


When I was a pre-teen and teenager, I worshipped that guy for the most part. I remember being such a rabid fan that I kind of tried to ignore the WTF vibes I got from Firefly and And Eternity, and tried to argue them away as plot devices. Then I found a copy of  Firefly with the infamous "Author's Note". (shudders) Supposedly there's other stuff out there, but I'd mostly stuck to the Xanth series.

I know that there's nothing to prove that he actively practices or condones the stuff in these books (he says he doesn't), but sometimes I wouldn't be surprised if Marion Zimmer Bradley's daughter names him as one of her mother and step-father's "friends".
 
2014-07-21 08:31:57 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 500x530]


Now I'm imagining Miranda Cosgrove and Jenette McCurdy having a deep, insightful discussion about panties. Maybe...comparing panties. Exchanging panties. Wondering what life would be like without panties.

/panties
//GLORIOUS PANTIES!

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///and I'm spent
 
2014-07-21 08:32:50 PM  

Boo_Guy: Because People in power are Stupid: If loving panties is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Those come to 35.24,  would you like a bag?

No I'll just wear them out *places on head*
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Son, you got a panty on your head.
 
2014-07-21 09:09:54 PM  
Amateur
 
2014-07-21 09:32:48 PM  
i can vouch for the panties thrown at Tom Jones concerts, he came through the theater i worked at.. giant granny panties where thrown at the stage. and a couple bras. i found a real big pair the next day in the orchestra pit. pretty damn funny.
 
2014-07-21 09:39:06 PM  
200 panties at Tom Jones? depends.
 
2014-07-21 10:29:24 PM  
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2014-07-21 10:46:05 PM  

Beerguy: [fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net image 604x453]

Tom still gets em' at his concerts.


I think the stage got bigger for good reason?

Granny Panties!  Throw 'Em Back

"Why?  Why? Why? Delilah????

/ God bless him ... Great Performer
 
2014-07-22 01:04:17 AM  
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I don't ... like ... the ... panties ... hanging ... on ... the ...rod.
 
2014-07-22 01:05:21 AM  
Is that obscure now?
 
2014-07-22 04:08:42 AM  
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Glad he didn't miss the thread.
 
2014-07-22 04:25:21 AM  
 
2014-07-22 07:21:05 AM  
Who the fark calls panties "unmentionables?"  After all the Miley Cyrus/Lady Gaga type crap you see on TV, you can't say panties?
 
2014-07-22 08:43:32 AM  

Cold_Sassy: Who the fark calls panties "unmentionables?"  After all the Miley Cyrus/Lady Gaga type crap you see on TV, you can't say panties?


LOL. Reminds me of the furor generated by the 1959 Jimmy Stewart courtroom drama, Anatomy of a Murder. The attorneys had to have a sidebar to discuss the use of the word "panties". Jimmy Stewart played attorney Paul Biegler. (The following is copypasta'd from IMDB)

[Judge Weaver has stopped the testimony by Detective Sergeant James Durgo, State Police, and called the lawyers to his bench]

Judge Weaver: Mr. Biegler, you finally got your rape into the case, and I think all the details should now be made clear to the jury. What exactly was the undergarment just referred to?

Paul Biegler: Panties, Your Honor.

Judge Weaver: Do you expect this subject to come up again?

Paul Biegler: Yes, Sir.

Judge Weaver: There's a certain light connotation attached to the word "panties." Can we find another name for them?

Mitch Lodwick: I never heard my wife call 'em anything else.

Judge Weaver: Mr. Biegler?

Paul Biegler: I'm a bachelor, Your Honor.

Judge Weaver: That's a great help. Mr. Dancer?

Claude Dancer: When I was overseas during the war, Your Honor, I learned a French word. I'm afraid that might be slightly suggestive.

Judge Weaver: Most French words are.

Part of the controversy surrounding this movie was because it included use of the words "biatch", "contraceptive", "panties", "penetration", "rape", "slut" and "sperm".

Jimmy Stewart's father was so offended by the film, which he deemed "a dirty picture", that he took out an ad in his local newspaper telling people not to see it.

Upon its original release, the film was banned in Chicago, Illinois.
 
2014-07-22 10:48:48 AM  
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2014-07-22 06:35:30 PM  
Dear ^^Danger Avoid Death^^:

Aha! I was going to mention the film, while wondering how obscure it would be. Younger Farkers: the film has lots of shot-on-location in Michigan, and is a vivid example of midcentury-Hollywood-courtroom drama as well as what was "edgy" subject matter and language in mainstream H'wood film then.
 
2014-07-22 11:39:26 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Cold_Sassy: Who the fark calls panties "unmentionables?"  After all the Miley Cyrus/Lady Gaga type crap you see on TV, you can't say panties?

LOL. Reminds me of the furor generated by the 1959 Jimmy Stewart courtroom drama, Anatomy of a Murder. The attorneys had to have a sidebar to discuss the use of the word "panties". Jimmy Stewart played attorney Paul Biegler. (The following is copypasta'd from IMDB)

[Judge Weaver has stopped the testimony by Detective Sergeant James Durgo, State Police, and called the lawyers to his bench]

Judge Weaver: Mr. Biegler, you finally got your rape into the case, and I think all the details should now be made clear to the jury. What exactly was the undergarment just referred to?

Paul Biegler: Panties, Your Honor.

Judge Weaver: Do you expect this subject to come up again?

Paul Biegler: Yes, Sir.

Judge Weaver: There's a certain light connotation attached to the word "panties." Can we find another name for them?

Mitch Lodwick: I never heard my wife call 'em anything else.

Judge Weaver: Mr. Biegler?

Paul Biegler: I'm a bachelor, Your Honor.

Judge Weaver: That's a great help. Mr. Dancer?

Claude Dancer: When I was overseas during the war, Your Honor, I learned a French word. I'm afraid that might be slightly suggestive.

Judge Weaver: Most French words are.

Part of the controversy surrounding this movie was because it included use of the words "biatch", "contraceptive", "panties", "penetration", "rape", "slut" and "sperm".

Jimmy Stewart's father was so offended by the film, which he deemed "a dirty picture", that he took out an ad in his local newspaper telling people not to see it.

Upon its original release, the film was banned in Chicago, Illinois.



still one of my favorite movies to watch

nothing beats eve arden and her classic---arty of the irst art.
 
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