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(Huffington Post)   George W. Bush: "I looking into Putin's eyes and I saw his soul." Joe Biden: "I looked into Putin's eyes and told him he had no soul"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 134
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2014-07-21 12:03:02 PM  
William Howard Taft: "I looked into the waiter's eyes and said 'I'll have the sole'"
 
2014-07-21 12:08:35 PM  
Where did it go?
 
2014-07-21 12:08:55 PM  
That explains it... Putin is Damien
 
2014-07-21 12:09:37 PM  

James!: Where did it go?


Dick Cheney consumed it.
 
2014-07-21 12:12:56 PM  
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If you wear the ring too long -it will enslave your soul.
 
2014-07-21 12:13:17 PM  
He's white. Of course he ain't got no soul...

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2014-07-21 12:14:09 PM  
I look in Putin's eyes and see black pools of ex-KGB deadness.
 
2014-07-21 12:16:42 PM  

kxs401: James!: Where did it go?

Dick Cheney consumed it.


He tried to, but nothing was there to consume. The attempt caused a rift in space that we now know as the Tunguska explosion.
 
2014-07-21 12:17:05 PM  
"I said, 'Mr. Prime Minister, I'm looking into your eyes, and I don't think you have a soul.' "
"You said that?" I asked. It sounded like a movie line.
"Absolutely, positively," Biden said, and continued, "And he looked back at me, and he smiled, and he said, 'We understand one another.' "


I want this to be true so badly.
 
2014-07-21 12:28:56 PM  
But did he have Funk?

fc01.deviantart.net
 
2014-07-21 12:32:12 PM  
static2.businessinsider.com

"The regional governors now have direct control over their territories. Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battlestation."
 
2014-07-21 12:32:50 PM  
Sometimes that Putin, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes.

You know the thing about Putin, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he annexes ya and those black eyes roll over white.
 
2014-07-21 12:32:52 PM  
I swear to god. I think the second Harry Potter movie was the tipping point! Everyone started comparing Dobby to Putin, and the man totally lost his sh*t and became evil in a fit of buttrage. All of those shirtless photos of him doing manly-man things is like his way of overcompensating. "See? I'm no scrawny little magical creature. Just look at these killer pecs!" twitch twitch twitch twitch!

WWIII may actually start because of some CGI elf from a wizard movie!
 
2014-07-21 12:33:47 PM  

vartian: "I said, 'Mr. Prime Minister, I'm looking into your eyes, and I don't think you have a soul.' "
"You said that?" I asked. It sounded like a movie line.
"Absolutely, positively," Biden said, and continued, "And he looked back at me, and he smiled, and he said, 'We understand one another.' "

I want this to be true so badly.


Even if it's not true, it reasonably fits into the realm of possibility knowing what we know of Putin and Biden.  Pooty Tang will do whatever is required to see his dream of a resurgent Russian Empire be made into reality.

What's sad about it is that the West will never let that happen and neither will China, despite their status as a Russian 'ally'.
 
2014-07-21 12:33:56 PM  
As if we needed it, still more proof that Biden has zero skill in diplomacy and shouldn't be allowed to interact with foreign leaders...ever.
 
2014-07-21 12:33:56 PM  
Biden and every other National-level Dem politicians are liars and thieves. Full of shiat. Now, at the local level, where reality actually matters, our Dem friends make tons of sense (on some things) and there isn't any animosity. We cook together, laugh together and just kinda disagree on some things; we all agree on most topics. All good. We take care of each other. Village, etc.

And there is no farking way Biden said that to the Russian leader. Consider the bullshiat flag thrown.
 
2014-07-21 12:34:25 PM  

kxs401: James!: Where did it go?

Dick Cheney consumed it.


That's how he's still alive eating souls.
 
2014-07-21 12:34:37 PM  
Also acceptable:
Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
 
2014-07-21 12:37:48 PM  
There's no such thing as souls.
 
2014-07-21 12:38:03 PM  

quatchi: Sometimes that Putin, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes.

You know the thing about Putin, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he annexes ya and those black eyes roll over white.


Well anyway, we delivered the Biden.
 
2014-07-21 12:38:24 PM  

Spad31: Biden and every other National-level Dem politicians are liars and thieves. Full of shiat. Now, at the local level, where reality actually matters, our Dem friends make tons of sense (on some things) and there isn't any animosity. We cook together, laugh together and just kinda disagree on some things; we all agree on most topics. All good. We take care of each other. Village, etc.

And there is no farking way Biden said that to the Russian leader. Consider the bullshiat flag thrown.


It's like stream of consciousness.
 
2014-07-21 12:38:39 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: As if we needed it, still more proof that Biden has zero skill in diplomacy and shouldn't be allowed to interact with foreign leaders...ever.


yeah. biden should have just threatened to bomb him, right?
 
2014-07-21 12:39:01 PM  
No Joe, you did not.
 
2014-07-21 12:39:32 PM  

quatchi: Sometimes that Putin, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes.

You know the thing about Putin, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he annexes ya and those black eyes roll over white.


Ah, then you hear the terrible high-pitched bobsleds.

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2014-07-21 12:39:59 PM  
So... W was trying to get in Putin's pants?
 
2014-07-21 12:40:50 PM  
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Approves.
 
2014-07-21 12:42:23 PM  

Spad31: Biden and every other National-level Dem politicians are liars and thieves. Full of shiat. Now, at the local level, where reality actually matters, our Dem friends make tons of sense (on some things) and there isn't any animosity. We cook together, laugh together and just kinda disagree on some things; we all agree on most topics. All good. We take care of each other. Village, etc.

And there is no farking way Biden said that to the Russian leader. Consider the bullshiat flag thrown.


And there is no farking way Biden said to                                .

You could fill in those two blanks with pretty much anything you want and your statement would still be wrong.
 
2014-07-21 12:43:16 PM  

mrshowrules: Spad31: Biden and every other National-level Dem politicians are liars and thieves. Full of shiat. Now, at the local level, where reality actually matters, our Dem friends make tons of sense (on some things) and there isn't any animosity. We cook together, laugh together and just kinda disagree on some things; we all agree on most topics. All good. We take care of each other. Village, etc.

And there is no farking way Biden said that to the Russian leader. Consider the bullshiat flag thrown.


And there is no farking way Biden said ________________ to _______________.

You could fill in those two blanks with pretty much anything you want and your statement would still be wrong.

/damnit
 
2014-07-21 12:44:34 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: As if we needed it, still more proof that Biden has zero skill in diplomacy and shouldn't be allowed to interact with foreign leaders...ever.


I think it's closer to proof that *you* have no skill in diplomacy. A man like Putin would take "you have no soul" as a compliment.

Unless you think he's having reporters killed in the name of God? This is a pragmatic power-seeker with imperialistic visions, not someone on a divine mission. He'd look at Obama struggling to find the best solution for everyone and laugh heartily at his naïveté.
 
2014-07-21 12:46:00 PM  

mrshowrules: mrshowrules: Spad31: Biden and every other National-level Dem politicians are liars and thieves. Full of shiat. Now, at the local level, where reality actually matters, our Dem friends make tons of sense (on some things) and there isn't any animosity. We cook together, laugh together and just kinda disagree on some things; we all agree on most topics. All good. We take care of each other. Village, etc.

And there is no farking way Biden said that to the Russian leader. Consider the bullshiat flag thrown.

And there is no farking way Biden said Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side to Michelle Bachmann.

You could fill in those two blanks with pretty much anything you want and your statement would still be wrong.

/damnit


HEre's my first attempt at Joe Biden mad libs! libs! libs!
 
2014-07-21 12:47:40 PM  

Spad31: Biden and every other National-level Dem politicians are liars and thieves. Full of shiat. Now, at the local level, where reality actually matters, our Dem friends make tons of sense (on some things) and there isn't any animosity. We cook together, laugh together and just kinda disagree on some things; we all agree on most topics. All good. We take care of each other. Village, etc.

And there is no farking way Biden said that to the Russian leader. Consider the bullshiat flag thrown.


Yeah, I think I would need a witness or transcript.

That would simply be a stupid, even if honest and accurate, thing to say.
 
2014-07-21 12:47:59 PM  
Has anyone else noticed Biden slowly turning into the awesome Onion parody of himself?
 
2014-07-21 12:50:07 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Spad31: Biden and every other National-level Dem politicians are liars and thieves. Full of shiat. Now, at the local level, where reality actually matters, our Dem friends make tons of sense (on some things) and there isn't any animosity. We cook together, laugh together and just kinda disagree on some things; we all agree on most topics. All good. We take care of each other. Village, etc.

And there is no farking way Biden said that to the Russian leader. Consider the bullshiat flag thrown.

Yeah, I think I would need a witness or transcript.

That would simply be a stupid, even if honest and accurate, thing to say.


I was doubting it too, and then mrshowrules reminded us that this is Biden.

Saying "stupid, even if honest and accurate, things to say" is Biden's thing.
 
2014-07-21 12:50:31 PM  
Was that supposed to piss him off? Putin is a goddamn sociopath; you think he cares about what anyone thinks about him?
 
2014-07-21 12:51:01 PM  
You know, I know it sounds crazy in light of all the other evidence, but to me the single-most damning evidence of Bush's incompetence was his quote about Putin. Virtually everything else can be somewhat attributed to others (the mission accomplished banned), or blamed on advisors (going into Iraq), or just chalked up as charming (his Bushisms), but I think he was being completely straight-forward when he said that Putin was a good soul.
 
2014-07-21 12:51:15 PM  

Spad31: And there is no farking way Biden said that to the Russian leader. Consider the bullshiat flag thrown.


Thank you! Now I know the conversation vent verbatim as the Vice President retold it. Much obliged.
 
2014-07-21 12:52:26 PM  
Biden 2016: MALARKEY YOU CAN BELIEVE IN
 
2014-07-21 12:53:02 PM  
Bith Set Me Up: img.fark.net

"The regional governors now have direct control over their territories. Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battlestation."

Q: What's the difference between Gollum and Putin?

/A: Gollum's taller
 
2014-07-21 12:53:20 PM  

HOORAY FOR OPPOSITION PROPAGANDA!

 
2014-07-21 12:54:33 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: As if we needed it, still more proof that Biden has zero skill in diplomacy and shouldn't be allowed to interact with foreign leaders...ever.


It WAS diplomacy, you pinhead. The type that your kind says we need to engage in with the Russians.
 
2014-07-21 12:56:48 PM  
OK, let me get this straight, so we're clear:

Biden may or may not have told Putin he "has no soul".

This is bad because reasons.

Bush literally stared the American people in the eyes and said "I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very straightforward and trustworthy.", and this we're cool with this because cowboy, mission accomplished, and nukular?

Glad we got that settled.
 
2014-07-21 12:58:38 PM  
Who knew Putin is a ginger?
 
2014-07-21 01:01:38 PM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: quatchi: Sometimes that Putin, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes.

You know the thing about Putin, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he annexes ya and those black eyes roll over white.

Well anyway, we delivered the Biden.


You. you I like.

Nice biatch slap on Pootie Poot by the Biden here, by the by.

www.powerfist.us
 
2014-07-21 01:04:25 PM  

stevenboof: Who knew Putin is a ginger?


Now, you've gone and done it...
 
2014-07-21 01:05:50 PM  
Putin: "I looked in George W. Bush's eyes, and saw a teeter-totter and a bag of Funyons."
 
2014-07-21 01:07:31 PM  
Not the first time George W. Bush thought something was there that wasn't.
 
2014-07-21 01:08:21 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: [cdn.chud.com image 640x480]
Approves.


Came for this, leaving amused.


LucklessWonder: And there is no farking way Biden said Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side to Michelle Bachmann.


That was in the pre-coverage of the 2010 State Of The Union, according to the C-Span transcript. Try another one?


BlastYoBoots: Has anyone else noticed Biden slowly turning into the awesome Onion parody of himself?


Noticed, appreciated, and encouraged. I love that guy.
 
2014-07-21 01:08:58 PM  

Jackpot777: Ah, then you hear the terrible high-pitched bobsleds.


Too soon! Too soon.

I keed! You funny.

/Dammitsomuch, now I gotta go off and do non Fark related things.
//Stupid meatspace is stupid.
 
2014-07-21 01:11:05 PM  

clkeagle: LucklessWonder: And there is no farking way Biden said Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side to Michelle Bachmann.


That was in the pre-coverage of the 2010 State Of The Union, according to the C-Span transcript. Try another one?


And there is no farking way Biden said I am vengeance, I am the night to Emperor Hirohito
 
2014-07-21 01:13:23 PM  
It's entirely possible that Biden didn't actually say this to Pooty Tang at all.

In that case, he's deliberately provoking Pooty Tang in the open press, taunting him through the media as if daring him to try and deny that it was ever said so that Biden can reply..."Well, alright, in that case I'm saying it now: You have no soul, Pooty."
 
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