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(Detroit Free Press)   Okay everyone, get your globes out and try to follow along: Long-time ice cream man in Dearborn, MI is facing deportation after being accused of killing Irish soldiers, who were on a peacekeeping mission for the UN in Beruit   (freep.com) divider line 44
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2014-07-21 04:41:22 PM  
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-07-21 05:18:23 PM  
I guess not *all* of his flavors satisfied.
 
2014-07-21 05:27:29 PM  
That's cold
 
2014-07-21 07:20:49 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-07-21 07:23:47 PM  
At first I was thinking that "deportation" instead of "extradition" meant that he was here for all that time as a legal permanent resident, but never could be arsed to naturalize. And I was kind of sad about that, because there would be a lot more poring over the specifics of the case by the US State Department if he were a citizen first, and this poor, dumb schmuck had made a bad move by not "completing the journey," as it were.

Then I saw that he snuck in on a borrowed/stolen passport, and has just been on the lam for all these years. So, fark him.
 
2014-07-21 07:25:37 PM  

BKITU: At first I was thinking that "deportation" instead of "extradition" meant that he was here for all that time as a legal permanent resident, but never could be arsed to naturalize. And I was kind of sad about that, because there would be a lot more poring over the specifics of the case by the US State Department if he were a citizen first, and this poor, dumb schmuck had made a bad move by not "completing the journey," as it were.

Then I saw that he snuck in on a borrowed/stolen passport, and has just been on the lam for all these years. So, fark him.


Yep.
 
2014-07-21 07:28:47 PM  
BENJERRY!!!
 
2014-07-21 07:29:42 PM  
If you see Dearborn and thing "muslim" does that make you racist or realist?
 
2014-07-21 07:33:20 PM  
doesn't the US have a long tradition of providing safe haven to war criminals?

george? is that you?
 
2014-07-21 07:35:34 PM  
i291.photobucket.com

/under-rated movie
//IMHO
 
2014-07-21 07:36:26 PM  

wildcardjack: If you see Dearborn and thing "muslim" does that make you racist or realist?


Just for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbud8rLejLM
 
2014-07-21 07:36:31 PM  
Why would we need our globes?

Not all Farkers are   American.
 
2014-07-21 07:37:33 PM  
Oh, here we go again with the anti-immigrant rhetoric. Has the man committed any crimes since he got here? Has he been a good citizen since arriving? This rage to deport every immigrant who doesn't dot their i's and cross their t's coming over makes me sick.
 
2014-07-21 07:37:58 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 214x317]

/under-rated movie
//IMHO


Also the best book he ever wrote.
 
2014-07-21 07:40:38 PM  
I was told there would be no ice cream.
 
2014-07-21 07:41:31 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 214x317]

/under-rated movie
//IMHO


I'm home from work.

/fires up netflix
//off we go
 
2014-07-21 07:41:34 PM  

weltallica: Why would we need our globes?

Not all Farkers are   American.


Yeah. We have Apple Maps.

cdn.themetapicture.com
 
2014-07-21 07:43:03 PM  
you don't get no ice cream 'cause your mama's on the welfare
 
2014-07-21 07:51:55 PM  

wildcardjack: If you see Dearborn and thing "muslim" does that make you racist or realist?


The guy's Christian.  He was a part of a Christian militia allied with the Israelis.
 
2014-07-21 07:52:49 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Oh, here we go again with the anti-immigrant rhetoric. Has the man committed any crimes since he got here? Has he been a good citizen since arriving? This rage to deport every immigrant who doesn't dot their i's and cross their t's coming over makes me sick.


But youre ok with say former ss officers or concentration camp guards hiding out here as long as they dot their Is and cross their Ts?
 
2014-07-21 07:55:16 PM  

Omahawg: you don't get no ice cream 'cause your mama's on the welfare


Wanna lick?
 
2014-07-21 07:58:42 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Oh, here we go again with the anti-immigrant rhetoric. Has the man committed any crimes since he got here? Has he been a good citizen since arriving? This rage to deport every immigrant who doesn't dot their i's and cross their t's coming over makes me sick.


Well, that escalated quickly.
 
2014-07-21 08:00:35 PM  

Giltric: ArcadianRefugee: Oh, here we go again with the anti-immigrant rhetoric. Has the man committed any crimes since he got here? Has he been a good citizen since arriving? This rage to deport every immigrant who doesn't dot their i's and cross their t's coming over makes me sick.

But youre ok with say former ss officers or concentration camp guards hiding out here as long as they dot their Is and cross their Ts?


They used Paperclips.
 
2014-07-21 08:15:37 PM  
OK, Subby. I got my "globes" out right now. Follow what? Ice cream? On my globes?
 
2014-07-21 08:17:37 PM  
thiswastv.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-21 08:18:30 PM  
He should get  fair trial but if he's guilty then he should go to prison.
 
2014-07-21 08:19:29 PM  
Any Farkette is free to email me a picture of their 'Globes'.

/eip
 
2014-07-21 08:22:24 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: OK, Subby. I got my "globes" out right now. Follow what? Ice cream? On my globes?


Go on ...
 
2014-07-21 08:46:43 PM  

vernonFL: I guess not *all* of his flavors satisfied.


I will still stop him when he's passing by.
 
2014-07-21 08:48:37 PM  
This guy?

x4.fjcdn.com
 
2014-07-21 08:52:18 PM  

runwiz: He should get  fair trial but if he's guilty then he should go to prison.


Whoa, whoa, be careful taking such a strong stance on this topic.  Maybe take time to read the article and keep some possibilities open for discussion.

/whew, some people.
 
2014-07-21 09:08:35 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: OK, Subby. I got my "globes" out right now. Follow what? Ice cream? On my globes?


yessss.......

th01.deviantart.net


don't be so....frigid, baby
 
2014-07-21 09:27:40 PM  
Should have never let the Irish in here, amirite?  Dirty immigantz.
 
2014-07-21 09:36:27 PM  

wildcardjack: If you see Dearborn and thing "muslim" does that make you racist or realist?


He's involved with a business, so he's nowhere near Dearborn.
 
2014-07-21 09:37:00 PM  
Whoa whoa whoa, I thought we weren't supposed to get hung up on the background of an undocumented immigrant who wanted to come to America.
 
2014-07-21 09:43:07 PM  
I'll go to "Beruit" when I get a round tuit.
 
2014-07-21 10:35:37 PM  

wildcardjack: If you see Dearborn and thing "muslim" does that make you racist or realist?


A realist if you live in the area and have first-hand knowledge.
 
2014-07-21 10:36:58 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Oh, here we go again with the anti-immigrant rhetoric. Has the man committed any crimes since he got here? Has he been a good citizen since arriving? This rage to deport every immigrant who doesn't dot their i's and cross their t's coming over makes me sick.


Lactose intolerant?

/too bad.
 
2014-07-21 10:52:44 PM  

Giltric: ArcadianRefugee: Oh, here we go again with the anti-immigrant rhetoric. Has the man committed any crimes since he got here? Has he been a good citizen since arriving? This rage to deport every immigrant who doesn't dot their i's and cross their t's coming over makes me sick.

But youre ok with say former ss officers or concentration camp guards hiding out here as long as they dot their Is and cross their Ts?


No. I am ok with lame attempts at humor, though.

itsaidwhat: Lactose intolerant?

/too bad.


Other than the article mentioning ice cream, I have no idea what the hell you are going on about.
 
2014-07-22 03:04:02 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-22 08:13:53 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Giltric: ArcadianRefugee: Oh, here we go again with the anti-immigrant rhetoric. Has the man committed any crimes since he got here? Has he been a good citizen since arriving? This rage to deport every immigrant who doesn't dot their i's and cross their t's coming over makes me sick.

But youre ok with say former ss officers or concentration camp guards hiding out here as long as they dot their Is and cross their Ts?

No. I am ok with lame attempts at humor, though.

itsaidwhat: Lactose intolerant?

/too bad.

Other than the article mentioning ice cream, I have no idea what the hell you are going on about.


That was it.
 
2014-07-22 09:53:26 AM  
Did he call them farggin iceholes?
 
2014-07-22 11:09:47 AM  
Hey, you know, I do have maps and things. But then maybe I've spent too much time outside America and stuff.
 
2014-07-22 11:45:52 AM  

WelldeadLink: Hey, you know, I do have maps and things. But then maybe I've spent too much time outside America and stuff.


So, what does that have to do with the price of pickles?
 
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