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(Huffington Post)   Every woman has a 'bikini body.' It may be buried under years of ho-hos, but it's there   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 194
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2014-07-21 12:56:02 PM  
And I've got a 10-inch ween, too.
 
2014-07-21 01:02:07 PM  
If by "bikini" you mean a roughly oval area on which untold destruction has been visited, then yes.
 
2014-07-21 01:18:17 PM  
Do those bodies necessarily attract the majority of menfolk and a certain body conscious percentage of wimminfolk who swing that way, that's up in the air. But any woman can wear a bikini. Go for it. Have fun and be comfy.
 
2014-07-21 01:48:13 PM  
i.imgur.com

Obligatory, but cleaned up to please the local modgods.
 
2014-07-21 01:56:02 PM  
 
2014-07-21 02:02:43 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 320x318]

R.I.P. IF LOVING HO HOS IS WRONG I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT


To be fair, he did love him a lot of hos...
 
2014-07-21 02:09:18 PM  
Emphasize what you want to emphasize.  Some ladies of any size would rather cover up.  Some ladies of any size would rather put it all out there.  However, keep in mind, if you are emphasizing something in public, the public may make their opinion known.  I'm not saying it is right and/or not rude.  You should just be ready for it.
 
2014-07-21 02:38:10 PM  
I'm a man, but if it were still fashionable I'd rock the old-timey swimsuits because, as I'm also a redhead, taking a bath in sunscreen before going to the beach is annoying, and I don't want to moor boats on the reef by them mistaking my reflection for lighthouse beacons.
 
2014-07-21 03:01:41 PM  
There should be some sort of application process for bikinis. Also, some women should be given naked permits; giving them permission to run around naked all of the time.
 
2014-07-21 03:02:50 PM  

Sybarite


If by "bikini" you mean a roughly oval area on which untold destruction has been visited, then yes.


Most people don't get that atoll.
 
2014-07-21 03:03:48 PM  

Somacandra: Obligatory, but cleaned up to please the local modgods.


If you've got it; flaunt it!

/ can't possibly be obscure
 
2014-07-21 03:04:43 PM  
If you want to wear revealing clothing go ahead but don't be surprised if people are grossed out by your body. This applies to both men and women. You don't have a right to be viewed as sexy.
 
2014-07-21 03:05:08 PM  
Big girls need love too.
 
2014-07-21 03:05:15 PM  
My gf always has to buy two bikinis, a small for the bottoms and an XL for the top
 
2014-07-21 03:06:17 PM  

insertsnarkyusername: If you want to wear revealing clothing go ahead but don't be surprised if people are grossed out by your body. This applies to both men and women. You don't have a right to be viewed as sexy.


I don't know anyone who would argue otherwise.  I do know that some of us would argue that you should be respectful enough to keep your opinions to yourself.
 
2014-07-21 03:06:51 PM  
and people flocked to purchase Pontiac Aztecs because they just looked so damn good
 
2014-07-21 03:07:17 PM  

nmrsnr: I'm a man, but if it were still fashionable I'd rock the old-timey swimsuits because, as I'm also a redhead, taking a bath in sunscreen before going to the beach is annoying, and I don't want to moor boats on the reef by them mistaking my reflection for lighthouse beacons.


I wear a rash guard when boating. It's kind of like a t-shirt; but, for the water. Basically, when you go ass over teakettle, it protects your skin. It also stays wet, cooling you. It also helps you keep from getting sunburnt if you're fair skinned.

/ I have 3; one white, one blue, one green
 
2014-07-21 03:07:39 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: Big girls need love too.


Yeah!  Spherical is a shape!
 
2014-07-21 03:08:03 PM  
She is 260 pounds

...

It is to shame others to lose weight. You always hear you have to lose weight now because "bikini season" is right around the corner.


If you're 260 pounds and you're not a paid football linebacker or heavyweight boxer, people  should be shaming you.  You're actively not taking care of your body and that makes you a bad person who  should change.  I couldn't drive a car around with an exposed engine pitted with rust and the electrics bubblegummed together and expect no one to voice their disapproval, the same applies to my biology.

Take care of your equipment, asshat, if you keep over with a heart attack its the rest of us that have to haul your dumb heavy ass to the hospital and suffer the increased insurance baseline premiums.  You  should very much be ashamed of yourself, go find a damned treadmill.

// At least the farking smokers have the excuse of their issue being incredibly addictive.
 
2014-07-21 03:09:00 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: My gf always has to buy two bikinis, a small for the bottoms and an XL for the top


Pics or GTFO
 
2014-07-21 03:09:15 PM  
She is 260 pounds and wanted to show others that beauty applies to every shape and size.

Except when someone is thin. Then they're a bad influence and giving little girls an unreal expectation. Right, fatty?
 
2014-07-21 03:09:22 PM  
thecurvyfashionista.com
 
2014-07-21 03:09:22 PM  
It just showed me one thing: Everyone has a "bikini body," and there is no need to shame yourself into thinking you do not.

you might be able to convince fat chicks of your sensitivity if you didn't have this picture right above your article:
fashionscansremastered.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-07-21 03:09:31 PM  
I don't see why my opinions should have to be kept more private than your fat rolls. Fatty.
 
2014-07-21 03:10:00 PM  

sleeps in trees: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: My gf always has to buy two bikinis, a small for the bottoms and an XL for the top


Have her go to Victorias Secret or online VS.  You can buy them separately and in any top or bottom style ie: high cut, low cut etc. that she wants.


I will pass this on, thanks!
 
2014-07-21 03:10:26 PM  
How many articles does the world really need about fat people proclaiming loudly and repeatedly just how much they don't care about people's judgments of them? We get it *taps nose*, you're totally comfortable with yourself *wink*.
 
2014-07-21 03:10:27 PM  

iheartscotch: There should be some sort of application process for bikinis. Also, some women should be given naked permits; giving them permission to run around naked all of the time.


There should in fact be some sort of Dress Code.  Not remotely SFW.

Seriously.  NSFW:

http://www.collegecodeofconduct.com/
 
2014-07-21 03:10:39 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: Big girls need love too.


A big girl is like a moped. It's fun to ride you just don't want your friends to see you doing it.
 
2014-07-21 03:11:02 PM  
They make numerous sizes of bikinis for a reason.

Just because they make it in your size, doesn't mean you should wear it.
 
2014-07-21 03:11:14 PM  

sleeps in trees: iheartscotch: nmrsnr: I'm a man, but if it were still fashionable I'd rock the old-timey swimsuits because, as I'm also a redhead, taking a bath in sunscreen before going to the beach is annoying, and I don't want to moor boats on the reef by them mistaking my reflection for lighthouse beacons.

I wear a rash guard when boating. It's kind of like a t-shirt; but, for the water. Basically, when you go ass over teakettle, it protects your skin. It also stays wet, cooling you. It also helps you keep from getting sunburnt if you're fair skinned.

/ I have 3; one white, one blue, one green

Is the brand called rash guard?  It sounds perfect for me.


or you could just wear an old t-shirt. That's what I do.


also, not everyone has a bikini body because frankly, I'm amazed bikinis stay on most people- I can barely find one that fits me and I'm just plump- if you're that obese (260 lbs) where do you even find one that doesn't immediately fall off when you try to walk? there's a reason women's lingerie comes in "sexy" and "supportive"
 
2014-07-21 03:11:28 PM  
I saw Lena Dunham naked the other day and suddenly I felt so much better about myself.
 
2014-07-21 03:11:38 PM  
"There Is More Than One 'Bikini Body' And Every Woman Has One"

No there isn't and no they don't. Just as there isn't more than one speedo body and most men don't have one.
 
2014-07-21 03:12:45 PM  

iheartscotch: nmrsnr: I'm a man, but if it were still fashionable I'd rock the old-timey swimsuits because, as I'm also a redhead, taking a bath in sunscreen before going to the beach is annoying, and I don't want to moor boats on the reef by them mistaking my reflection for lighthouse beacons.

I wear a rash guard when boating. It's kind of like a t-shirt; but, for the water. Basically, when you go ass over teakettle, it protects your skin. It also stays wet, cooling you. It also helps you keep from getting sunburnt if you're fair skinned.

/ I have 3; one white, one blue, one green


Rash guards have become very popular for regular swimming activities. I've seen some rather beautiful ones for women lately.
 
2014-07-21 03:13:06 PM  
//Couple laps around the jogging track...img.fark.net
 
2014-07-21 03:13:09 PM  

sleeps in trees: iheartscotch: nmrsnr: I'm a man, but if it were still fashionable I'd rock the old-timey swimsuits because, as I'm also a redhead, taking a bath in sunscreen before going to the beach is annoying, and I don't want to moor boats on the reef by them mistaking my reflection for lighthouse beacons.

I wear a rash guard when boating. It's kind of like a t-shirt; but, for the water. Basically, when you go ass over teakettle, it protects your skin. It also stays wet, cooling you. It also helps you keep from getting sunburnt if you're fair skinned.

/ I have 3; one white, one blue, one green

Is the brand called rash guard?  It sounds perfect for me.


Just googlize it. There are plenty of brands, styles and colors; for men and for women. I have no idea what brand mine are. They act, kind of, like compression gear for baseball.
 
Bf+
2014-07-21 03:13:20 PM  

SurfaceTension: And I've got a 10-inch ween, too.


It may be buried in your mom, but it's there...
 
2014-07-21 03:13:20 PM  
That depends on your viewing angle.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-07-21 03:13:27 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: [thecurvyfashionista.com image 537x400]


wow, that's a lot of photoshopping.
 
2014-07-21 03:13:45 PM  

SurfaceTension: And I've got a 10-inch ween, too.


Me, too, but flaunt it on the beach and you aren't called "sexy".
 
2014-07-21 03:13:52 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: My gf always has to buy two bikinis, a small for the bottoms and an XL for the top


Oh, shut up.
 
2014-07-21 03:15:12 PM  
Yo go girl!

i62.tinypic.com
 
2014-07-21 03:15:25 PM  
Who cares? Fatties need love too, just buy a couple bags of Gold Medal flour and all is good.
 
2014-07-21 03:16:41 PM  
Not everyone has a bikini body for the same reason some men should just not wear speedos.   I may be an atheist, but I still consider modesty a virtue.
 
2014-07-21 03:17:01 PM  

Headso: It just showed me one thing: Everyone has a "bikini body," and there is no need to shame yourself into thinking you do not.

you might be able to convince fat chicks of your sensitivity if you didn't have this picture right above your article:
[fashionscansremastered.files.wordpress.com image 850x1133]


She is considered overweight by the standards of some models.
 
2014-07-21 03:18:00 PM  

Bathysphere: I saw Lena Dunham naked the other day and suddenly I felt so much better about myself.


OK, new internet bandwidth conservation rule:  to cut down on electron usage, you're only to mention if you HAVEN'T seen Lean Dunham naked...
 
2014-07-21 03:18:43 PM  
Wear a bikini if you want to.  Knock yourself out.
 
2014-07-21 03:19:01 PM  
beauty applies to every shape and size.

That sounds like something fat people tell themselves in between Twinkees. Not saying that fat CAN'T be sexy, or that fat people are NEVER attractive, but face the facts...that ain't the norm. Very few men would describe Rosanne Barr as "sexy", while lots of men find Kate Upton sexy. If you want to be thought of as "sexy" you need to be closer to the Upton end of the scale, than the Barr end of it. It's impossible for EVERYONE to be hot...
 
2014-07-21 03:19:32 PM  
I think it's more likely buried under the rose garden - skinny biatch calling me fat?  "I'm not fat, I'm thick."
 
2014-07-21 03:21:39 PM  
What's with fat chicks demanding that people find them sexy?

You see it all the time with body shaming women who are in shape, the whole "bones are for dogs, meat is for men" thing, and calling men who don't like hamplanets gay or pedophiles.

No one is obligated to find anyone else attractive.
 
2014-07-21 03:21:59 PM  
And every large guy has a six pack abs hidden in a pony keg.
 
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