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(The Smoking Gun)   Grimaces, duck lips, and a fake beard all in this week's Mugshot Roundup   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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2014-07-21 12:47:02 PM  
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Vanessa was having a rough week.  First, her car battery died on Monday morning--isn't that always the worst?  Then, on Tuesday, she accidentally ran over an ancient Gypsy woman who cursed her with her dying breath, and now her unblinking eyes can literally see all of the sins of mankind laid bare before her, with all of their unutterable terror.  Then she broke a nail.

Things just kept getting worse, somehow.
 
2014-07-21 01:42:02 PM  
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He is part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!
 
2014-07-21 02:24:06 PM  
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EN-JOY IT!

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2014-07-21 02:25:24 PM  
Wake up, Maggie.
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2014-07-21 02:25:43 PM  
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2014-07-21 02:26:22 PM  

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Mom, I can lick any guy in the joint -- and will unless you bail me out.

 
2014-07-21 02:27:10 PM  

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He is part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!


And permanent Sinbad impersonator!
 
2014-07-21 02:28:00 PM  
Looks like number 9 tried to strangle a bobcat...
 
2014-07-21 02:28:08 PM  
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"Poop's comin' out."

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"Me, too"
 
2014-07-21 02:29:10 PM  
Deslidified
for your pleasure.
 
2014-07-21 02:29:29 PM  

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Tammy Wynette -- Live! ... or dead or something

 
2014-07-21 02:29:35 PM  
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Jeremy Renner has really let himself go....
 
2014-07-21 02:31:20 PM  
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"My lips smell like cocaine."
 
2014-07-21 02:34:41 PM  
Arrested for strangulation? That's an actual charge?
 
2014-07-21 02:34:54 PM  
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BikerFox has really let himself go:

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OK, maybe not that much.
 
2014-07-21 02:35:11 PM  
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"I am tripping balls, Officer Purple Dragon."
 
2014-07-21 02:35:17 PM  
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2014-07-21 02:36:48 PM  

MBooda: Wake up, Maggie.


That fluorescent lighting isn't any better than the morning sun.
 
2014-07-21 02:37:26 PM  

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Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth

 
2014-07-21 02:40:09 PM  

SonOfSpam: MBooda: Wake up, Maggie.

That fluorescent lighting isn't any better than the morning sun.


Coincidentally from the album "Every Picture Tells A Story".
 
2014-07-21 02:42:59 PM  
#8 has perfected the Kristen Stewart blank stare. "Arrested for cocaine possession." Crack or powder, though? This is important.
 
2014-07-21 02:46:19 PM  
Steve Jobs didn't die. He just ran away and joined the Hare Krishnas.

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2014-07-21 02:47:07 PM  
Weak this week
 
2014-07-21 02:50:13 PM  

I am Tyr Anasazi out of Victoria by Barbarossa ...


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And who might you be?

 
2014-07-21 02:54:27 PM  
Is #3 male, female or Jimmy Saville?
 
2014-07-21 03:00:03 PM  

Prey4reign: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x525]Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth


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2014-07-21 03:01:23 PM  

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Mom, I can lick any guy in the joint -- and will unless you bail me out.


probably go caught climbing the water tower again and gilbert wasn't there to get him down...

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2014-07-21 03:01:36 PM  
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"Arrested for resisting an officer, obstruction by disguise."
 
2014-07-21 03:02:06 PM  

abhorrent1: Arrested for strangulation? That's an actual charge?


I know, isn't that attempted murder?
 
2014-07-21 03:09:39 PM  

DrBenway: #8 has perfected the Kristen Stewart blank stare. "Arrested for cocaine possession." Crack or powder, though? This is important.


She'd be pretty cute if she wasn't all cracked out. I'm going with the rock.
 
2014-07-21 03:11:46 PM  
#8 looks dead & ready for oral.
 
2014-07-21 03:16:17 PM  
I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet... buried alive! Buried alive...!

KHAAANNNN!

KHAAANNNN!
 
2014-07-21 03:19:32 PM  
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2014-07-21 03:31:01 PM  
TWF you nut and she keeps sucking

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2014-07-21 03:59:25 PM  
Is it just me, or is Batista more tired than usual?

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2014-07-21 04:09:48 PM  
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Daughter of.....
 
2014-07-21 04:14:12 PM  
Let's try that again:


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Daughter of....
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?
 
2014-07-21 04:21:08 PM  

The_Hound: Deslidified
for your pleasure.


Thank you.
 
2014-07-21 04:27:28 PM  
Are you there god? It's me, Marion.
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2014-07-21 04:31:02 PM  

Piizzadude: Weak this week


the THREAD is great, and that's all that matters.
 
2014-07-21 04:32:15 PM  
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2014-07-21 04:37:36 PM  
Until today I thought that goatees were pretty much the stupidest facial hair style ever, but then I saw the dude with a tattoo of a goatee. That's a whole new level, man.
 
2014-07-21 05:53:32 PM  
"Arrested for assaulting a household member"

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He certainly seems to be assaulting a member vigorously in the photo.
 
2014-07-21 06:09:27 PM  
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Khaaaaaan!
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2014-07-21 06:58:02 PM  
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IÄ! IÄ! CTHULHU FHTAGN!
 
2014-07-21 07:34:10 PM  
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Nothing must pass this line
Unless it is well defined
You just have to be resigned
Obstruction by disguise
 
2014-07-21 08:26:42 PM  
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We now have evidence of an American Ministry of Silly Walks, only be careful.  Too silly can get you arrested.
 
2014-07-21 09:17:49 PM  
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2014-07-22 06:38:50 AM  

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BikerFox has really let himself go:

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OK, maybe not that much.


I just looked up who that was/is. I owe you one severe cock punch, and you owe me ten minutes of my life back!
 
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