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(SeattlePI)   As Buddha has said, 'There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting.' Admittedly, Buddha never met this guy   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, burglary, robbery  
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9042 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jul 2014 at 7:11 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-07-21 11:03:21 PM  
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2014-07-21 07:55:05 PM  
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2014-07-21 07:33:00 PM  
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A police dog responded to the area

He was walking his beat through the park when the call came in over the radio...
2014-07-21 07:43:32 PM  
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fusillade762: a suspicious man entered her apartment through an unlocked door, saying he needed to take her laptop upstairs. The woman said, "no," so the man left

How did he know she had a laptop upstairs? Or did he just want to move her downstairs laptop from its current location?

And how did he know who she was talking to on the phone later?
2014-07-21 07:21:53 PM  
1 vote:
Those all read like crappy kōans.
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