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(Al Jazeera)   Syrian activists fight for gender equality in an attempt to bring civilization and enlightenment to the primitive, patriarchal society that they . . . wait, as suicide bombers? Never mind   (america.aljazeera.com) divider line 25
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2014-07-21 02:03:20 PM  
How do the sell the "70 virgins" thing?
 
2014-07-21 03:28:11 PM  

Snarfangel: How do the sell the "70 virgins" thing?


They get like 20 Big Jim Slades.
 
2014-07-21 03:28:49 PM  

Snarfangel: How do the sell the "70 virgins" thing?


They scout out 72 guys who play W.O.W.
 
2014-07-21 03:28:57 PM  
They want to explode through the glass ceiling.
 
2014-07-21 03:32:56 PM  
Somewhere on a terrorist forum, some Islamic MRA is unsure to be happy that things are fair or unhappy that a woman is taking his suicide vest.
 
2014-07-21 03:32:59 PM  
Al Quaeda show why they are the pre-eminent militant group of the 21st century.

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With an eye for efficiency, Abdul trains female members how to open fire from the kitchen, which is where they naturally belong.
 
2014-07-21 03:37:29 PM  
Hey they are just like us. Wanting a greater role for women in combat teams.
 
2014-07-21 03:39:01 PM  
Where are you going to keep the fetus!? A box?

/obscure I'm sure
 
2014-07-21 03:41:36 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Snarfangel: How do the sell the "70 virgins" thing?

They get like 20 Big Jim Slades.


And the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!
 
2014-07-21 03:43:40 PM  

iheartscotch: Snarfangel: How do the sell the "70 virgins" thing?

They scout out 72 guys who play W.O.W.


Was gonna make a similar joke myself. My work is done here.
 
2014-07-21 03:44:18 PM  
Oh, yeah like she's gonna be able to shoot anything, let alone hit the target with all that table cloth fabric over her eyes! The "instructor" is wearing cammo pants? Is that a fashion statement or whut? Like there's any vegetation to hide in/around those sand dunes? He's real classy too, sporting a hip 'n happening Fila shirt, what ever that is. Oh, puh-leeese... if youse gonna take out the infidels, then at least try to dress like so sort of Sahara Sheik of the Wadii!
     C'mon peeps, let's caption what he's really trying to tell her!

I'll start

Why, no, my "Taziki"  is NOT that small!

 Camel toe? What Camel toe????
 
2014-07-21 03:52:40 PM  

Mikey1969: Al Quaeda show why they are the pre-eminent militant group of the 21st century.

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With an eye for efficiency, Abdul trains female members how to open fire from the kitchen, which is where they naturally belong.


Women in Islam are like blacks fighting to stay enslaved.
 
2014-07-21 03:54:31 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: Where are you going to keep the fetus is the fetus going to gestate!? A box?

/obscure I'm sure


/please
 
2014-07-21 03:57:22 PM  

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With an eye for efficiency, Abdul trains female members how to open fire from the kitchen, which is where they naturally belong.

Women in Islam are like blacks fighting to stay enslaved.


You know; not all slave owners were violent, abusive, drunks who pimped out their slaves. And, not all Muslim men in the Middle East are turd nuggets.

/ just sayin'
 
2014-07-21 04:08:51 PM  
They're a progressive bunch - women, kids, kids with disabilities...

// this was the al-Aqsa Martyrs' Brigade, though; a division of Fatah (not ISIS)
// and Hamas/aAMB have been employing women as triggerwomen for years, since armed-searching a woman in a burqa has worse optics than a twentysomething with a beard
 
2014-07-21 04:21:40 PM  
Hm.

Based on the history of female terrorism/freedom fighting in Eastern Europe/Russia, I'd say that's a natural role for women. It's actually more common for women to achieve emotional state where she is ready to die for revenge/in order to right some wrongs, and easier to keep resolve upon seeing the intended victims.

I don't have the stats, but I think more than half of suicide bombers in Russia were females, usually relatively young.

*mumbling* young female = stupid romantic emptyheaded... thing, natural target for recruiters.
 
2014-07-21 04:29:03 PM  

Grahor: Hm.

Based on the history of female terrorism/freedom fighting in Eastern Europe/Russia, I'd say that's a natural role for women. It's actually more common for women to achieve emotional state where she is ready to die for revenge/in order to right some wrongs, and easier to keep resolve upon seeing the intended victims.

I don't have the stats, but I think more than half of suicide bombers in Russia were females, usually relatively young.

*mumbling* young female = stupid romantic emptyheaded... thing, natural target for recruiters.


Stupid widows
 
2014-07-21 04:31:27 PM  
Here, here's a bacon sammich for ya.

Jihad scum.
 
2014-07-21 04:40:01 PM  
Good, when they die for nothing and are worm food, they will lose the ability to pump out more derpy terrorists. Send more women i say. Pretty soon, there will be none left to repopulate the stupid.
 
2014-07-21 05:44:03 PM  

Mikey1969: Al Quaeda show why they are the pre-eminent militant group of the 21st century.

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With an eye for efficiency, Abdul trains female members how to open fire from the kitchen, which is where they naturally belong.


Gah, don't they know anything? DON'T REST THE BARREL ON THE GODDAMN CHAIR! REST THE HANDGUARD! THE CHAIR WILL CHANGE THE BARREL'S FLEXING ENOUGH THAT IT IMPACTS ACCURACY!
 
2014-07-21 05:50:06 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Good, when they die for nothing and are worm food, they will lose the ability to pump out more derpy terrorists. Send more women i say. Pretty soon, there will be none left to repopulate the stupid.


Because women reproduce asexually. Got it...
 
2014-07-21 06:11:30 PM  
Dr. Mordechai Kedar has a suggestion on how to deal with them.

/obscure?
 
2014-07-21 06:23:07 PM  

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With an eye for efficiency, Abdul trains female members how to open fire from the kitchen, which is where they naturally belong.

Women in Islam are like blacks fighting to stay enslaved.


Condescending Western attitudes like this are the reason Arab women become Islamic terrorists.
 
2014-07-21 06:39:52 PM  

iheartscotch: Snarfangel: How do the sell the "70 virgins" thing?

They scout out 72 guys who play W.O.W.


Or on Fark .
 
2014-07-22 09:33:17 AM  

iheartscotch: You know; not all slave owners were violent, abusive, drunks who pimped out their slaves. And, not all Muslim men in the Middle East are turd nuggets.


...but that's the way to bet.
 
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