grokca: It basically comes down to"Feed me""Fark me"and"Danger"
ZAZ: blue jays
ManateeGag: ZAZ: blue jaysthese are nasty screechy little farkers.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: I don't need no stinking birds to wake me at the crack of dawn/I have cats to do that
miscreant: ManateeGag: ZAZ: blue jaysthese are nasty screechy little farkers.If you think blue jays are bad, you'd just love Magpies.
Benevolent Misanthrope: grokca: It basically comes down to"Feed me""Fark me"and"Danger"SEX! SEX! Hey, FEMALES! LOOKIN' FOR SEXYTIME OVER HERE!
ZAZ: They didn't decode bird song. They taught a computer to identify birds by sound, even with a whole flock of feathered alarm clocks singing at once.My dawn alert this morning was a family of blue jays complaining I hadn't fed them.
exarch: My local blue jays, grackles, and squirrels are engaged in a competition to see 1) who can make the absolutely most annoying sound in the world and 2) who can keep it up the longest.
billyidolrules: Benevolent Misanthrope: grokca: It basically comes down to"Feed me""Fark me"and"Danger"SEX! SEX! Hey, FEMALES! LOOKIN' FOR SEXYTIME OVER HERE!Hey! Female birds don't like being objectified like that. If the male bird has something to say, he should approach her in a civil manner. No one likes to be birdcalled.
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