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(Washington Post)   Players in FIFA 15 video game to have 600 in-game emotions, most of which they'll display while flopping on the grass after a defender breathed in their direction   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 20
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2014-07-21 10:35:29 PM
Stop trying to make games "realistic".  They'll never be realistic as long as you're playing them with a controller sitting on a couch.

The only entertainment this feature will generate are all the youtube videos of it glitching out.
 
2014-07-21 11:07:59 PM
Wow, another weak diving joke.  Way to be original.
 
2014-07-21 11:08:05 PM
So the rest of the game will be unplayable?
 
2014-07-21 11:11:07 PM
599 of them are $.99 DLCs.
 
2014-07-21 11:12:29 PM
BRING BACK MUTANT LEAGUE FUTBOL!!!!
 
2014-07-21 11:13:53 PM

Luco_D: Wow, another weak diving joke.  Way to be original.


But now you have 600 emoticons to go with those dive jokes, which is nice.
 
2014-07-21 11:30:19 PM

Luco_D: Wow, another weak diving joke.  Way to be original.


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/its still funny to me dammit
 
2014-07-21 11:35:19 PM
I haven't expressed more than 50 emotions in my entire life so I don't know how they managed to pull that off.
 
2014-07-21 11:41:54 PM
Is one of them "hungry for another player's shoulder"?
 
2014-07-21 11:48:18 PM

Foxxinnia: I haven't expressed more than 50 emotions in my entire life so I don't know how they managed to pull that off.


I believe these are emotions #155 and #486:

static03.mediaite.com
 
2014-07-22 12:25:52 AM
A video game about soccer?
Riveting

Here's one for those who find soccer too exciting to watch

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-07-22 12:32:17 AM
Does the Uruguay players bite the other countries?
 
2014-07-22 01:08:18 AM
I've been playing FIFA since the mid 90s, I love the new realistic features they're developing. One of my favorites was when a player was fouled and the ref didn't call it. I passed the ball his way a moment later and found that he was still screaming at the ref about the no call. See? Very realistic. We've all played with that guy.
 
2014-07-22 01:20:43 AM

tinyarena: A video game about soccer?
Riveting

Here's one for those who find soccer too exciting to watch

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 382x501]


Don't worry, I understand the American version will have robot teams with plasma rifles and slow-motion head explosions.
 
2014-07-22 03:56:36 AM

tinyarena: A video game about soccer?


IMHO it's best used as the campfire for storytelling:  http://swindontownswoodilypoopers.wikia.com/wiki/John_Plays_Fifa_Wiki
 
2014-07-22 11:58:08 AM

jaylectricity: So the rest of the game will be unplayable?


memedepot.com
 
2014-07-22 11:59:46 AM

tinyarena: A video game about soccer?
Riveting

Here's one for those who find soccer too exciting to watch

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 382x501]


This from someone that whenever a "Call of Duty" game is announced, he's first on the queue, despite "Battlefield" being a better game.
 
2014-07-22 01:21:08 PM
It will also feature two World Cup losers on the cover.
 
2014-07-22 03:26:38 PM
Kickoff 2 was the ultimate Association Football game. Anything afterwards is irrelevant.
 
2014-07-23 12:24:15 AM

Mambo Bananapatch: tinyarena: A video game about soccer?
Riveting

Here's one for those who find soccer too exciting to watch

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 382x501]

Don't worry, I understand the American version will have robot teams with plasma rifles and slow-motion head explosions.


That. Sounds. Awesome.
 
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