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2014-07-21 09:57:32 AM
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He really didn't know how much it was...

/DNRTFA
 
2014-07-21 10:03:51 AM
I thought the new, hip reference was "duece duece"?
 
2014-07-21 11:33:39 AM
He attempted to shove a 20-year-old female bartender as he went behind the bar, state police reported.

Can you be a bartender at age 20?  Because had I been a bartender was I was 20, all my underage friends would have been regulars.
 
2014-07-21 11:42:26 AM

Three Crooked Squirrels: He attempted to shove a 20-year-old female bartender as he went behind the bar, state police reported.

Can you be a bartender at age 20?  Because had I been a bartender was I was 20, all my underage friends would have been regulars.


You can't tend bar from jail.

In some places you only have to be 18 to tend bar.
 
2014-07-21 11:44:20 AM
Guns + bars = poor mixology.
 
2014-07-21 11:46:36 AM

Three Crooked Squirrels: He attempted to shove a 20-year-old female bartender as he went behind the bar, state police reported.

Can you be a bartender at age 20?  Because had I been a bartender was I was 20, all my underage friends would have been regulars.


19 to serve in Arizona.
 
2014-07-21 11:48:13 AM

Three Crooked Squirrels: He attempted to shove a 20-year-old female bartender as he went behind the bar, state police reported.

Can you be a bartender at age 20?  Because had I been a bartender was I was 20, all my underage friends would have been regulars.


I think its 18 in Wisconsin.
 
2014-07-21 11:48:36 AM
Good headline
 
2014-07-21 11:49:36 AM

Three Crooked Squirrels: He attempted to shove a 20-year-old female bartender as he went behind the bar, state police reported.

Can you be a bartender at age 20?  Because had I been a bartender was I was 20, all my underage friends would have been regulars.


Depends on the state I imagine. Here, you have to be 18 to ring up a purchase of alcohol. I imagine that similar restrictions exist for waitstaff.
 
2014-07-21 11:50:40 AM
So, how many shots did he take???
 
2014-07-21 11:50:49 AM
th04.deviantart.net
 
2014-07-21 11:51:01 AM
No word if she had 38s in her bra.
 
2014-07-21 11:51:05 AM
"Clark then pulled out a loaded .22 caliber gun and pointed it at the woman, telling her that he needed his card, state police reported. "

Stupid criminal. If they have your card behind the bar they've most likely ran your card through just to see if it can handle a tab. So they already had his name.

Not to mention he gets all shooty over a bar tab?
 
2014-07-21 11:51:22 AM
 
2014-07-21 11:51:59 AM
Good thing he ain't a Loch Ness Monster, he'd need about tree fiddy seven.
 
2014-07-21 11:53:11 AM

skinink: "Clark then pulled out a loaded .22 caliber gun and pointed it at the woman, telling her that he needed his card, state police reported. "

Stupid criminal. If they have your card behind the bar they've most likely ran your card through just to see if it can handle a tab. So they already had his name.

Not to mention he gets all shooty over a bar tab?


You didn't factor in dumbass in your equation.  Dumbass always trumps everything else
 
2014-07-21 11:54:44 AM
Stand your tab.
 
2014-07-21 11:54:51 AM
Now he'll drink alone.
 
2014-07-21 11:55:16 AM

eagles95: Three Crooked Squirrels: He attempted to shove a 20-year-old female bartender as he went behind the bar, state police reported.

Can you be a bartender at age 20?  Because had I been a bartender was I was 20, all my underage friends would have been regulars.

I think its 18 in Wisconsin.


12 in Russia.
 
2014-07-21 12:00:34 PM

Obscene_CNN: there is video of it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0


you are the least funnay/original/intelligent/funnay twunt evar. Boooooooooring.
 
2014-07-21 12:01:18 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: Can you be a bartender at age 20?


A lot of states it's 18+. And god bless those hot college bartenders. They probably serve underage if a bouncer or manager isn't on.

/drinking age should be 18+ again anyway causes more problems then it solves
 
2014-07-21 12:05:01 PM
With the current scarcity and prices of .22 ammunition it would have been cheaper to just pay the tab.
 
2014-07-21 12:09:48 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: He attempted to shove a 20-year-old female bartender as he went behind the bar, state police reported.

Can you be a bartender at age 20?  Because had I been a bartender was I was 20, all my underage friends would have been regulars.


In PA, you only have to be 18 to tend bar (but 21 to drink).

This happened in Perry County, PA.  The county who's claim to fame is "We don't have a single traffic light in the entire county."
 
2014-07-21 12:19:01 PM

uttertosh: Obscene_CNN: there is video of it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

you are the least funnay/original/intelligent/funnay twunt evar. Boooooooooring.


Its the fact that I'm not supposed to be able to do that anymore is what makes it interesting

http://www.billboard.com/articles/business/digital-and-mobile/616531 3/ youtube-blocks-original-rickroll-video
 
2014-07-21 12:29:47 PM

abmoraz: Three Crooked Squirrels: He attempted to shove a 20-year-old female bartender as he went behind the bar, state police reported.

Can you be a bartender at age 20?  Because had I been a bartender was I was 20, all my underage friends would have been regulars.

In PA, you only have to be 18 to tend bar (but 21 to drink).

This happened in Perry County, PA.  The county who's claim to fame is "We don't have a single traffic light in the entire county."


When I saw this, I knew it had to be Perry County. It's the most Pennsyltucky part of Pennsyltucky.
 
2014-07-21 12:38:28 PM

macross87: eagles95: Three Crooked Squirrels: He attempted to shove a 20-year-old female bartender as he went behind the bar, state police reported.

Can you be a bartender at age 20?  Because had I been a bartender was I was 20, all my underage friends would have been regulars.

I think its 18 in Wisconsin.

12 in Russia.


7 in Cambodia.
 
2014-07-21 12:40:26 PM
An armed society is a polite society.
 
2014-07-21 12:42:55 PM
Sometimes I go to this bar as it is close to where I live. Dang it, why does this kind of stuff happen when I am not around?
 
2014-07-21 12:46:11 PM

A pub crawl that should have been fun
Was doomed. It had barely begun!
A tab-skipping lout
Opted to whip out
His phallu-er, that is, a wee gun.

 
2014-07-21 01:37:34 PM
His punishment should be directly proportional to how hot the 20-year-old bartender is.
 
2014-07-21 03:33:11 PM
Nothing to see here, Citizen.  Just a responsible gun owner a little short on cash.
 
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