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2014-07-21 09:13:21 AM  
Again?
 
2014-07-21 09:15:18 AM  
A nurse who fantasised about killing and eating a teenage girl has been convicted of sexual grooming.

Silly Brits.  Over here we call that manscaping.
 
2014-07-21 09:27:44 AM  
You mean trying to MEAT girl.
 
2014-07-21 09:37:33 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-07-21 09:57:38 AM  

doublechindiary.com


"Hellloooo Cannibalism Fetish Nurse!"

 
2014-07-21 09:59:39 AM  
i1198.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-21 10:11:21 AM  
But I'm still hungry
 
2014-07-21 10:13:10 AM  

Some people call it sexual grooming; others call it preparing the meal.

news.bbcimg.co.uk

Seems like a well groomed chap.

 
2014-07-21 10:13:56 AM  
"Sexual grooming."  Is that manscaping?
 
2014-07-21 10:16:19 AM  

lindalouwho: You mean trying to MEAT girl.


Came to say this....
 
2014-07-21 10:16:22 AM  
"Cannibalism fetish nurse guilty of trying to meet girl." None. None more Fark

"Cannibalism fetish nurse guilty of trying to MEAT girl." None. None more Fark
 
2014-07-21 10:16:23 AM  

lindalouwho: You mean trying to MEAT girl.


Or trying girl meat. Either way works.
 
2014-07-21 10:17:53 AM  
Saying you want to "eat her" doesn't always mean you're a cannibal.
 
2014-07-21 10:18:04 AM  
img.fark.net

Could not look more like someone who would try to eat you.
 
2014-07-21 10:18:11 AM  

Panty Sniffer: "Sexual grooming."  Is that manscaping?


Not it is a disgusting technique used by perverts to convince very young girls they need to hook up with old men.
 
2014-07-21 10:18:42 AM  
When thing is supposed to be bad it's grooming

When thing is supposed to be good it's advising, mentoring, educating, preparing...


/I'm not sure why that bothers me
 
2014-07-21 10:21:09 AM  
FTA :  "I do not find children sexually attractive but I do find them interesting as a food source."

Hmmmm.... appetizer and main course all in one.

/yikes
 
2014-07-21 10:24:48 AM  
I read it as "No more Fark" at first. Probably not a bad idea anyway. For a few hours...
 
2014-07-21 10:25:32 AM  
This is why you shouldn't play with your food.
 
2014-07-21 10:27:48 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-07-21 10:28:08 AM  
With a gammy leg?!  Ewww.
 
2014-07-21 10:28:28 AM  
img.fark.net

With some fava beans, and a nice Chianti
 
2014-07-21 10:28:34 AM  
"Dale Bolinger told police he believed the girl he was chatting to online was probably a man in his 30s"

Well, he's got a point...
 
2014-07-21 10:28:35 AM  

Boo_Guy: When thing is supposed to be bad it's grooming

When thing is supposed to be good it's advising, mentoring, educating, preparing...

/I'm not sure why that bothers me


I don't think that last one is a good thing in this particular case.
 
2014-07-21 10:30:01 AM  
Teenage cannibalism fetishes nurses in bondage?
 
2014-07-21 10:31:31 AM  
Dear Sir,
 I abhor the implication that FARK is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs?
 Yours etc.
 Captain B.J. Smethwick
in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.
 
2014-07-21 10:33:46 AM  
Hands are for shaking NOT for baking.
 
2014-07-21 10:33:49 AM  
A nurse who fantasised about killing and eating a teenage girl has been convicted of sexual grooming.

Every time a  dog or cat in the UK licks their  junk, a crime has been committed?
 
2014-07-21 10:33:56 AM  
Isn't he the Young Ones' landlord?

movie-dude.co.uk
 
2014-07-21 10:34:01 AM  
http://youtu.be/e5ep8jp2zkQ
For the uninitiated. Sorry not a hotlink, phone-posting.
 
2014-07-21 10:36:15 AM  
fc05.deviantart.net
 
2014-07-21 10:36:37 AM  

Guuberre: lindalouwho: You mean trying to MEAT girl.

Or trying girl grill  meat girl. Either way works.


FTFY
 
2014-07-21 10:37:29 AM  

lindalouwho: You mean trying to MEAT girl.


Maybe he should've gone to a meat market.


www.frenchtuesdays.com
 
2014-07-21 10:37:39 AM  
img.fark.net
files.list.co.uk
 
2014-07-21 10:38:15 AM  
She was supposed to take the midnight train.

/best title ever?
 
2014-07-21 10:38:47 AM  
img.fark.net
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-07-21 10:40:05 AM  

Pugdaddyk: FTA :  "I do not find children sexually attractive but I do find them interesting as a food source."

Hmmmm.... appetizer and main course all in one.

/yikes


Someone should tell him that Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" was satire.
 
2014-07-21 10:41:04 AM  

MooseBayou: lindalouwho: You mean trying to MEAT girl.

Maybe he should've gone to a meat market.


Perhaps he can't stand the smell of Drakkar Noir in mass quantities...
 
2014-07-21 10:43:29 AM  
He looks quite a bit like the fellow who played the villain in the original dutch version of The Vanishing, so yeah, considering what happened in that film I'm not surprised he might be capable of such horrid and inhuman urges...

thatdutchfilmlover.files.wordpress.com

www.independent.co.uk

/that film was a severe gut punch
//avoid the terrible American remake
 
2014-07-21 10:43:56 AM  
Paging Donner, party of 30.  Paging Donner, party of 30.  Paging Donner, party of 29...
                                                          -or-
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice kianti.  It was yummy yummy.  SLURP SLURP SLURP!
 
2014-07-21 10:44:05 AM  
I wonder if he begged the surgeons to slip him a doggie bag every now and then.
 
2014-07-21 10:44:06 AM  
Has anyone else made this reference or am I the first?

img.fark.net
 
2014-07-21 10:44:45 AM  

baconbeard: MooseBayou: lindalouwho: You mean trying to MEAT girl.

Maybe he should've gone to a meat market.

Perhaps he can't stand the smell of Drakkar Noir in mass quantities...


It makes a lousy marinade.
 
2014-07-21 10:45:03 AM  
Anyone here that I can eat?
 
2014-07-21 10:46:12 AM  
If I had to choose between English food and people, eventually I'd switch to people as well.
 
2014-07-21 10:46:44 AM  
Rocketmail? This guy is sick.
 
2014-07-21 10:49:44 AM  

Muta: Saying you want to "eat her" doesn't always mean you're a cannibal.


True.  I always liked this scene from Crocodile Dundee:


Sue Charlton:
That croc was going to eat me alive.
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee:
Oh, I wouldn't hold that against him. Same thought crossed my mind once or twice.
  Only "acceptable" form of cannibalism I can see!!
 
2014-07-21 10:50:03 AM  
Cannibalism fetish nurse is my new band name
 
2014-07-21 10:50:46 AM  

miscreant: Boo_Guy: When thing is supposed to be bad it's grooming

When thing is supposed to be good it's advising, mentoring, educating, preparing...

/I'm not sure why that bothers me

I don't think that last one is a good thing in this particular case.


Well if you take the time before hand to season properly then it's not a problem.

Human meat can be sweeter than most other types so you have to adjust for it.

/would you like some fava beans with that?
 
2014-07-21 10:52:12 AM  
Also, the guy is wasting all his time online when all along he could've just gone down to the morgue with fifty bucks and a hot plate and been all set...

cdn.gunaxin.com
 
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