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(Wired)   "Facebook Explains Why It Wants to Be a Retail Store." Thanks. It's Monday, and we all needed a good laugh to start the week   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Facebook, mobile advertising, Google Wallet, online retailers, Mark Zuckerberg  
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668 clicks; posted to Business » on 21 Jul 2014 at 2:00 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-07-21 01:00:42 PM  
They have to find some way to justify their insane valuation.
2014-07-21 01:04:43 PM  
They suck.
2014-07-21 02:09:09 PM  
Yea.........Um No.
2014-07-21 03:24:43 PM  
I saw the movie. And the party is no longer cool.
2014-07-21 05:11:32 PM  
Clearly they want to imitate the wildly successful Windows Stores.
2014-07-21 05:45:33 PM  
I totally trust them not to change their ToS and suddenly publish my Visa # to everyone. And if they did that, I'm sure they wouldn't bury the settings to undo the change. Facebook has earned my trust.
2014-07-21 05:50:55 PM  
Welcome to Facebook. Home of the Facebook.
2014-07-21 07:17:41 PM  
At this pace, Facebook will have had more failed products than Yahoo in approximately 7 seconds.
2014-07-21 08:40:41 PM  
What is this I don't even
2014-07-21 09:41:43 PM  
Each time one of my friends nearly convinces me to go back to FB, they pull something like this, and it makes it so much easier to say "no."

It's like stumbling repeatedly across an ex boyfriend/girlfriend, who you found out recently is doing meth, and each time you see them they have acquired more scabs and possess fewer teeth.
2014-07-21 11:12:54 PM  
Because money?  Is that more or less accurate?
2014-07-22 02:41:51 PM  
They do overestimate how many "discarded shopping carts" are lazyness rather than working out its stupidly expensive once shipping has been handed and changing your mind...
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