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(BBC-US)   Toddler rescued after wandering into the ocean alone, parents have no explanation as to why she was wearing a tiki head necklace   (bbc.com) divider line 34
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2014-07-21 01:00:39 PM  
Check their browser history.
 
2014-07-21 05:12:48 PM  
Subby, the other 5 kids and our dog, Tiger, thank you very much.

- Love, Jan Brady
 
2014-07-21 05:14:21 PM  

Yaw String: Check their browser history.


FTA: "It is thought the girl went into the sea while her parents were not looking."

/yeah, see if they've checked out American news stories lately....
 
2014-07-21 05:14:49 PM  
images.gizmag.com

TFA with helpful image of what an ocean may look like.
 
2014-07-21 05:15:10 PM  
Perhaps the parents expected this to happen?
www.slantmagazine.com
 
2014-07-21 05:17:10 PM  
It is thought the girl went into the sea while her parents were not looking.

Well that's a lot better than "the girl went into the sea while her parents were looking right at her".
 
2014-07-21 05:18:10 PM  
Where was Cousin Oliver in all this?
 
2014-07-21 05:18:13 PM  
pacifictikis.com
 
2014-07-21 05:18:22 PM  
Well that link didn't last very long
 
2014-07-21 05:18:47 PM  
At least they didn't leave her in the car.
 
2014-07-21 05:19:32 PM  
What happened to the tiger?
 
2014-07-21 05:19:46 PM  

uncleacid: At least they didn't leave her in the car.


Come on, they aren't Kennedys.
 
2014-07-21 05:20:15 PM  
What is dead can never die
 
2014-07-21 05:25:04 PM  
Alice must have been inspecting Sam the Butcher's meat....
 
2014-07-21 05:31:18 PM  

mama2tnt: Subby, the other 5 kids and our dog, Tiger, thank you very much.

- Love, Jan Brady


It was cousin Oliver, should have let him drown.
 
2014-07-21 05:33:12 PM  

mama2tnt: Jan Brady


the whale rider?
 
2014-07-21 05:36:47 PM  
dammit, Greg.
 
2014-07-21 05:40:43 PM  

moothemagiccow: What is dead can never die


Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

/Ia! Ia!
 
2014-07-21 05:41:58 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: It is thought the girl went into the sea while her parents were not looking.

Well that's a lot better than "the girl went into the sea while her parents were looking right at her".


"Keep going, sweetie, the water is barely past your kn--oopsie, riptide!"
 
2014-07-21 05:46:19 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Sin_City_Superhero: It is thought the girl went into the sea while her parents were not looking.

Well that's a lot better than "the girl went into the sea while her parents were looking right at her".

"Keep going, sweetie, the water is barely past your kn--oopsie, riptide!"


Every day this damn Summer.
 
2014-07-21 05:46:53 PM  
Were the parents from Innsmouth?
 
2014-07-21 05:49:17 PM  

uncleacid: At least they didn't leave her in the car.




Less evidence this way.
 
2014-07-21 05:49:36 PM  
Anabel Lee?

/are you ready kids?
 
2014-07-21 05:52:02 PM  
I can see how this happened.
I was a little over one year old and able to walk. When my parents and aunt and uncle took me to the lake.
While they were setting up I was placed on a blanket near the shoreline as soon as they turned around I took off for the lake.
They looked back at me, I was in the water and already over my head.
Total time from me on the blanket to the lake, grabbed, picked up and then placed back on the blanket was about two minutes.
Kids are quick and don't know any better.
 
2014-07-21 05:56:29 PM  
www.frugal-cafe.com
"And afterwards, I'll sell you a bottle of my new hair-tonic!"
 
2014-07-21 06:01:11 PM  
I thought the tiki was just telling you your table was ready...
 
2014-07-21 06:08:16 PM  
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha...
 
2014-07-21 06:09:45 PM  
wanted for questioning:
www.glidemagazine.com
 
2014-07-21 06:10:10 PM  

kqc7011: I can see how this happened.
I was a little over one year old and able to walk. When my parents and aunt and uncle took me to the lake.
While they were setting up I was placed on a blanket near the shoreline as soon as they turned around I took off for the lake.
They looked back at me, I was in the water and already over my head.
Total time from me on the blanket to the lake, grabbed, picked up and then placed back on the blanket was about two minutes.
Kids are quick and don't know any better.


Hey, I grew up in the seventies, where parents were mostly drunk when you went to the ocean.  Plus there were about 25 kids altogether.  We got caught underwater a lot and not one parent gave a rat's ass.  I think they brought us there every year to die, only we never did.
 
2014-07-21 06:15:30 PM  

zabadu: Hey, I grew up in the seventies, where parents were mostly drunk when you went to the ocean.  Plus there were about 25 kids altogether.  We got caught underwater a lot and not one parent gave a rat's ass.  I think they brought us there every year to die JUST THE WAY THEY GOT RID OF MY OLDER SIBLINGS, only we never did, MUCH TO OUR PARENTS' REGRET.


fixed from a parent's perspective.
/don't tell the monsters.
 
2014-07-21 07:50:03 PM  

mane: wanted for questioning:
[www.glidemagazine.com image 850x478]


i291.photobucket.com

"questioning"

/fap
 
2014-07-21 08:35:49 PM  

zabadu: kqc7011: I can see how this happened.
I was a little over one year old and able to walk. When my parents and aunt and uncle took me to the lake.
While they were setting up I was placed on a blanket near the shoreline as soon as they turned around I took off for the lake.
They looked back at me, I was in the water and already over my head.
Total time from me on the blanket to the lake, grabbed, picked up and then placed back on the blanket was about two minutes.
Kids are quick and don't know any better.

Hey, I grew up in the seventies, where parents were mostly drunk when you went to the ocean.  Plus there were about 25 kids altogether.  We got caught underwater a lot and not one parent gave a rat's ass.  I think they brought us there every year to die, only we never did.


Bet you got to beach in the back of a pickup or unsecured standing up in the back seat of the car too!

/ahh the seventies, good times
 
2014-07-21 09:19:07 PM  
Damn subby, you're old. The fact that I immediately got the reference notwithstanding.
 
2014-07-22 11:54:10 AM  

Deedeemarz: zabadu: kqc7011: I can see how this happened.
I was a little over one year old and able to walk. When my parents and aunt and uncle took me to the lake.
While they were setting up I was placed on a blanket near the shoreline as soon as they turned around I took off for the lake.
They looked back at me, I was in the water and already over my head.
Total time from me on the blanket to the lake, grabbed, picked up and then placed back on the blanket was about two minutes.
Kids are quick and don't know any better.

Hey, I grew up in the seventies, where parents were mostly drunk when you went to the ocean.  Plus there were about 25 kids altogether.  We got caught underwater a lot and not one parent gave a rat's ass.  I think they brought us there every year to die, only we never did.

Bet you got to beach in the back of a pickup or unsecured standing up in the back seat of the car too!

/ahh the seventies, good times


No, we had to lie down in the pickup bed.  Mostly, we were transported by station wagon with the back window open.  Love that carbon monoxide.   Also, I see I misused an apostrophe.  So sorry.

We played on metal bars with nothing but sand to lessen the fall.  Sand is hard when you drop from a few feet.  Our swings were on pavement.  We rode our bikes everywhere and when we were older, cruised the boulevard with open containers.  If you got caught, the cops poured it out and sent you home - in the car you came in.  God, we had it good!
 
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