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(Detroit Free Press)   Joy Behar compares Sarah Palin to Vanna White. Apparently one was paired with a rich, white ultra-conservative. The other was a candidate for Vice President   (freep.com) divider line 47
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2014-07-21 09:05:02 AM  
At least Vanna White knows when to stop talking.
 
2014-07-21 09:26:05 AM  
At least Vanna has respectable phrasing.
 
2014-07-21 09:29:45 AM  

lindalouwho: At least Vanna has respectable phrasing.


And knows the alphabet.
 
2014-07-21 10:03:52 AM  
At least Vanna has stayed on the job.
 
2014-07-21 10:28:37 AM  
Why you hate Vanna White so much, Joy?
 
2014-07-21 12:16:21 PM  
I don't think Joy would do to well in a 'marry, fark or kill' contest with Sarah and Vanna.
 
2014-07-21 12:28:16 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: I don't think Joy would do to well in a 'marry, fark or kill' contest with Sarah and Vanna.


Well I don't want to marry or fark Sarah so....
 
2014-07-21 12:39:17 PM  
Vanna left half way through a puzzle?
 
2014-07-21 12:41:09 PM  
"I'd like to buy a vowel..."

"Which one?"

"Uh, all of 'em..."
 
2014-07-21 12:43:24 PM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: I don't think Joy would do to well in a 'marry, fark or kill' contest with Sarah and Vanna.


In that list for Joy I pick fark. That leaves marry for Vanna (get to fark her more than once that way). So she makes out just fine in my list.
 
2014-07-21 12:49:34 PM  
Really, liberal hate for Sarah Palin in so strong, that you can't acknowledge she is very good looking, especially for her age. We have a person here who would rather fark Joy Behar. Really?????
 
2014-07-21 12:56:44 PM  

wistfulparanoia: Really, liberal hate for Sarah Palin in so strong, that you can't acknowledge she is very good looking, especially for her age. We have a person here who would rather fark Joy Behar. Really?????


Farkers are always going on about how childbearing turns the vag into a giant trainwreck. Joy has one child, and Sarah has, what, 10 or 11?
 
2014-07-21 01:01:46 PM  

wistfulparanoia: Really, liberal hate for Sarah Palin in so strong, that you can't acknowledge she is very good looking, especially for her age. We have a person here who would rather fark Joy Behar. Really?????


I'm not a liberal, but I find that Palin's stupidity, arrogance and hatefulness are pretty big turn-offs for me. And she's aging pretty fast lately... Her looks are dwindling faster than Republican claims when confronted with facts.

If I'm going to fark a right-wing taking head schmuck I'd much rather go with Michelle Malkin or even Ann Coulter. Sarah just isn't good looking enough even for a good hatefark any more...
 
2014-07-21 01:02:06 PM  

wistfulparanoia: Really, liberal hate for Sarah Palin in so strong, that you can't acknowledge she is very good looking, especially for her age. We have a person here who would rather fark Joy Behar. Really?????


When you put lipstick on a pig, its still a pig.
 
2014-07-21 01:05:19 PM  

wistfulparanoia: Really, liberal hate for Sarah Palin in so strong, that you can't acknowledge she is very good looking, especially for her age.



Duuuurrr...  She look pretty.  She must have smarts. She be gud preznit sumday because pretty!
 
2014-07-21 01:06:02 PM  

mongbiohazard: wistfulparanoia: Really, liberal hate for Sarah Palin in so strong, that you can't acknowledge she is very good looking, especially for her age. We have a person here who would rather fark Joy Behar. Really?????

I'm not a liberal, but I find that Palin's stupidity, arrogance and hatefulness are pretty big turn-offs for me. And she's aging pretty fast lately... Her looks are dwindling faster than Republican claims when confronted with facts.

If I'm going to fark a right-wing taking head schmuck I'd much rather go with Michelle Malkin or even Ann Coulter. Sarah just isn't good looking enough even for a good hatefark any more...


I can see Malkin being a freak in bed. That would be a fun ride.
 
2014-07-21 01:06:06 PM  
Occasionally I'll pass by a TV playing Sean Hannity's show and it seems like he always has Sarah Palin on. Then I'm amused at how ridiculous a show would have to be to have her on as their favorite expert commentator.
 
2014-07-21 01:10:16 PM  

wistfulparanoia: Really, liberal hate for Sarah Palin in so strong, that you can't acknowledge she is very good looking, especially for her age. We have a person here who would rather fark Joy Behar. Really?????


Physicality without mentality isn't attractive.
 
2014-07-21 01:19:16 PM  

wistfulparanoia: Really, liberal hate for Sarah Palin in so strong, that you can't acknowledge she is very good looking, especially for her age. We have a person here who would rather fark Joy Behar. Really?????


A willingness to copulate with Joy Behar is one of the signs of serious mental stress. I suggest therapy and weed, STAT.

Seriously, that coont is just unbearable.
 
2014-07-21 01:24:11 PM  
Well, both are excellent at spinning...
 
2014-07-21 01:29:10 PM  

Apocalyptic Inferno: mongbiohazard: wistfulparanoia: Really, liberal hate for Sarah Palin in so strong, that you can't acknowledge she is very good looking, especially for her age. We have a person here who would rather fark Joy Behar. Really?????

I'm not a liberal, but I find that Palin's stupidity, arrogance and hatefulness are pretty big turn-offs for me. And she's aging pretty fast lately... Her looks are dwindling faster than Republican claims when confronted with facts.

If I'm going to fark a right-wing taking head schmuck I'd much rather go with Michelle Malkin or even Ann Coulter. Sarah just isn't good looking enough even for a good hatefark any more...

I can see MalkinCoulter being a freak in bed. That would be a fun ride.


See how that "crazy in the head, crazy in the bed" thing doesn't always work out?
 
2014-07-21 01:31:56 PM  
Vanna was smart enough to cash in and pose for Hef while the goods were still prime-quality.

At this point if she left the "scared old man spank bank" market Sarah would be lucky to get the back cover of "Home Beanbag Upholsterer Monthly"
 
2014-07-21 01:39:40 PM  
joy behar = ugly fat liberal pig.
 
2014-07-21 02:01:48 PM  

Apocalyptic Inferno: I can see Malkin being a freak in bed. That would be a fun ride.


When those handcuffs come out, you'd better pray she honors the safeword!
 
2014-07-21 02:03:30 PM  

mongbiohazard: wistfulparanoia: Really, liberal hate for Sarah Palin in so strong, that you can't acknowledge she is very good looking, especially for her age. We have a person here who would rather fark Joy Behar. Really?????

I'm not a liberal, but I find that Palin's stupidity, arrogance and hatefulness are pretty big turn-offs for me. And she's aging pretty fast lately... Her looks are dwindling faster than Republican claims when confronted with facts.

If I'm going to fark a right-wing taking head schmuck I'd much rather go with Michelle Malkin or even Ann Coulter. Sarah just isn't good looking enough even for a good hatefark any more...


Personally I'd hate fark the shiat out of Sarah Palin.
 
2014-07-21 02:12:51 PM  

insertsnarkyusername: Personally I'd hate fark the shiat out of Sarah Palin.


img.fark.net

Oh yeah...that's everything Daddy's been waiting for.
 
2014-07-21 02:53:20 PM  

insertsnarkyusername: mongbiohazard: wistfulparanoia: Really, liberal hate for Sarah Palin in so strong, that you can't acknowledge she is very good looking, especially for her age. We have a person here who would rather fark Joy Behar. Really?????

I'm not a liberal, but I find that Palin's stupidity, arrogance and hatefulness are pretty big turn-offs for me. And she's aging pretty fast lately... Her looks are dwindling faster than Republican claims when confronted with facts.

If I'm going to fark a right-wing taking head schmuck I'd much rather go with Michelle Malkin or even Ann Coulter. Sarah just isn't good looking enough even for a good hatefark any more...

Personally I'd hate fark the shiat out of Sarah Palin.


Not me my friend. Her once good looks are fading so very, very fast. Looks-wise she's a shadow of her former self, even from just a few years ago. Now she looks even older than what she is.
 
2014-07-21 02:59:21 PM  
Sarah 'Mudflaps' Palin?

No thanks. I'm guessing Glen Rice completely wrecked that.
 
2014-07-21 03:22:56 PM  
malialitman.files.wordpress.com

Recent photos. Not bad at all. 

Speaking of you guys that say Palin's lack of intelligence turns her off for you, I can understand your point. However,  we're comparing her to Joy Behar here.

Behar is fat, ugly, AND stupid. She's a complete moron. You would actually choose that disgusting creature over Palin? You don't have to "like" doing it.
 
2014-07-21 03:34:15 PM  
Difficulty:   Vanna White is Puerto Rican.
 
2014-07-21 03:36:22 PM  

RedPhoenix122: lindalouwho: At least Vanna has respectable phrasing.

And knows the alphabet.


She doesnt even have to know the alphabet. The squares light up for her.

Someone on here would rather fark Behar than Palin? Yuck.
 
2014-07-21 03:40:21 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QgC43hSCM

Pat Sajak goes on a rant about Vanna White on the Lebatard radio program.

/sorry no clicky on mobile. Its worth a copy/paste
 
2014-07-21 03:45:09 PM  

wistfulparanoia: [malialitman.files.wordpress.com image 511x350]

Recent photos. Not bad at all. 

Speaking of you guys that say Palin's lack of intelligence turns her off for you, I can understand your point. However,  we're comparing her to Joy Behar here.

Behar is fat, ugly, AND stupid. She's a complete moron. You would actually choose that disgusting creature over Palin? You don't have to "like" doing it.


Holy shiat dude, you are REALLY concerned that some people on the internet don't want to fark Palin.
 
2014-07-21 03:58:08 PM  

torr5962: Difficulty:   Vanna White is Puerto Rican.


Is that a bad thing?
 
2014-07-21 04:46:30 PM  

wistfulparanoia: [malialitman.files.wordpress.com image 511x350]

Recent photos. Not bad at all. 

Speaking of you guys that say Palin's lack of intelligence turns her off for you, I can understand your point. However,  we're comparing her to Joy Behar here.

Behar is fat, ugly, AND stupid. She's a complete moron. You would actually choose that disgusting creature over Palin? You don't have to "like" doing it.


I believe neither is an option.
 
2014-07-21 05:58:48 PM  
I find Sarah Palin perfectly acceptable, I hope she is on every GOP presidential ticket.
/forever....
 
2014-07-21 06:12:38 PM  
Joy Behar is a cackling hag. Her liberal derp just helps Palin
 
2014-07-21 06:41:59 PM  

grumpfuff: wistfulparanoia: [malialitman.files.wordpress.com image 511x350]

Recent photos. Not bad at all. 

Speaking of you guys that say Palin's lack of intelligence turns her off for you, I can understand your point. However,  we're comparing her to Joy Behar here.

Behar is fat, ugly, AND stupid. She's a complete moron. You would actually choose that disgusting creature over Palin? You don't have to "like" doing it.

Holy shiat dude, you are REALLY concerned that some people on the internet don't want to fark Palin.


Yes, it concerns me. Why is that a big deal? Why, I dare ask, WHY?
 
2014-07-21 07:58:25 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: torr5962: Difficulty:   Vanna White is Puerto Rican.

Is that a bad thing?


Her birth name is Banna Blanco, not a lot of people know that (completely made-up) fact.
 
2014-07-21 09:10:24 PM  

wistfulparanoia: grumpfuff: wistfulparanoia: [malialitman.files.wordpress.com image 511x350]

Recent photos. Not bad at all. 

Speaking of you guys that say Palin's lack of intelligence turns her off for you, I can understand your point. However,  we're comparing her to Joy Behar here.

Behar is fat, ugly, AND stupid. She's a complete moron. You would actually choose that disgusting creature over Palin? You don't have to "like" doing it.

Holy shiat dude, you are REALLY concerned that some people on the internet don't want to fark Palin.

Yes, it concerns me. Why is that a big deal? Why, I dare ask, WHY?


Because its kind of creepy?
 
2014-07-21 09:53:43 PM  
Joy is a dried up 70 year old twat who can't stand being out of the spotlight.

As for Palin?
She's living rent free in head of each one of you.
 
2014-07-21 10:07:59 PM  
Keep protesting Joy Blowhard. You are the universe's example of entropy. Fading into nothing.
 
2014-07-21 10:45:43 PM  

grumpfuff: wistfulparanoia: grumpfuff: wistfulparanoia: [malialitman.files.wordpress.com image 511x350]

Recent photos. Not bad at all. 

Speaking of you guys that say Palin's lack of intelligence turns her off for you, I can understand your point. However,  we're comparing her to Joy Behar here.

Behar is fat, ugly, AND stupid. She's a complete moron. You would actually choose that disgusting creature over Palin? You don't have to "like" doing it.

Holy shiat dude, you are REALLY concerned that some people on the internet don't want to fark Palin.

Yes, it concerns me. Why is that a big deal? Why, I dare ask, WHY?

Because its kind of creepy?


Hey, don't piss on my shoe, and tell me it's raining. Okay, pal?
 
2014-07-21 11:35:12 PM  
Sarah Palin has more sense in her pinkie finger than most liberals have in their entire being. Swallowing the rubbish that the Kenyan in Chief shovels out daily does NOT count as intelligence. Try a little morality and Miss Sarah will magically start to appear smarter right before your eyes. An alternative explanation as to why she (and all other conservatives) seems so out there to you: Smart people look like crazy people to stupid people.
 
2014-07-21 11:47:03 PM  

wistfulparanoia: grumpfuff: wistfulparanoia: grumpfuff: wistfulparanoia: [malialitman.files.wordpress.com image 511x350]

Recent photos. Not bad at all.

Speaking of you guys that say Palin's lack of intelligence turns her off for you, I can understand your point. However,  we're comparing her to Joy Behar here.

Behar is fat, ugly, AND stupid. She's a complete moron. You would actually choose that disgusting creature over Palin? You don't have to "like" doing it.

Holy shiat dude, you are REALLY concerned that some people on the internet don't want to fark Palin.

Yes, it concerns me. Why is that a big deal? Why, I dare ask, WHY?

Because its kind of creepy?

Hey, don't piss on my shoe, and tell me it's raining. Okay, pal?


..........
 
2014-07-22 02:54:53 AM  

Dogghead: Sarah Palin has more sense in her pinkie finger than most liberals have in their entire being. Swallowing the rubbish that the Kenyan in Chief shovels out daily does NOT count as intelligence. Try a little morality and Miss Sarah will magically start to appear smarter right before your eyes. An alternative explanation as to why she (and all other conservatives) seems so out there to you: Smart people look like crazy people to stupid people.


Are nursing homes giving patients access to the internet now? What the hell am I reading?
 
2014-07-22 05:35:18 AM  

Dogghead: Sarah Palin has more sense in her pinkie finger than most liberals have in their entire being. Swallowing the rubbish that the Kenyan in Chief shovels out daily does NOT count as intelligence. Try a little morality and Miss Sarah will magically start to appear smarter right before your eyes. An alternative explanation as to why she (and all other conservatives) seems so out there to you: Smart people look like crazy people to stupid people.


She's not gonna sleep with you, Dude.

/Bristol might...
//if you bring enough wine coolers.
 
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