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(WSIL-TV Carterville)   Posting the store security video on Facebook of your recent theft is a good thing. It's even better when the thief simultaneously posts her own photos wearing the stolen items   (wsiltv.com) divider line 43
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2014-07-21 10:13:33 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-07-21 10:16:32 AM  
Is it just the angle of the shot or does that dress make her ass look GINORMOUS?

"Her excuse was there was nobody in here. We were in the back working, and that she could just take it. You know, not really much of an excuse there," Williams told News 3.

Not much of an excuse indeed. She was obviously waiting for a chance to walk out unobserved. That noted, don't leave your store unattended when there are customers in it.

Still, I'm finding this to be a rather novel twist on the traditional "Dumbass criminal does dumbass thing and gets caught" genre of news article.
 
2014-07-21 11:44:24 AM  

quatchi: Is it just the angle of the shot or does that dress make her ass look GINORMOUS?


I think it may be the fact that she's very pregnant.  What a treat!  This habitual criminal has mated successfully!

But huzzah to such vain and stupid criminals for at least making some crimes easy to solve.
 
2014-07-21 12:32:41 PM  
That's some mighty easy police work, even for Lou.
 
2014-07-21 12:38:36 PM  

factoryconnection: I think it may be the fact that she's very pregnant.


D'oh!

In my defense I'd only seen the pic on the left included in TFA.

What a treat!  This habitual criminal has mated successfully!

Kid is already doomed most likely. *sigh*
 
2014-07-21 01:53:48 PM  
Kill It With FIRE
 
2014-07-21 01:56:56 PM  
Mother & Dad owned a small dress shop in Pensacola, after Dad retired.  They went out of business due to the shoplifting.  It was heartbreaking for them, but Mom got over it.

Dad will still spit on me if I bring it up.
/csb
 
2014-07-21 01:57:07 PM  
Well then, it is clear that thieves never learn.
 
2014-07-21 01:57:29 PM  

Sybarite: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x846]


That looks like an extremely large laundry room for a manufactured home.
 
2014-07-21 01:59:37 PM  
That's a rough-looking 27, if you ask me.
 
2014-07-21 02:02:40 PM  
I wonder if her plan was to take advantage of the fine maternity services at her local county alternative freedom facility.
 
2014-07-21 02:02:44 PM  
That baby is destined to be in juvi early on.
 
2014-07-21 02:02:54 PM  

MooseBayou: Mother & Dad owned a small dress shop in Pensacola, after Dad retired.  They went out of business due to the shoplifting.  It was heartbreaking for them, but Mom got over it.

Dad will still spit on me if I bring it up.
/csb


ew
 
2014-07-21 02:03:10 PM  
I'm so glad Facebook and YouTube didn't exist when I was a teenager.
 
2014-07-21 02:04:27 PM  
"Saxton was released from jail on her own recognizance."

Srsly? They let that moran out on society. There's no telling what damage that twit can inflict.
 
2014-07-21 02:05:50 PM  
Btw, are those 51 Facebook 'likes' considered accessories (after the fact)?
 
2014-07-21 02:05:56 PM  
As someone who worked Loss Prevention while going to school at night, i can tell you that white women shoplift a lot. Most of the time it was a thrill crime, they usually had the means to pay for the stuff.

Black women in the area were big on credit/check fraud, that shiat was their job and they were good at it. Though the most interesting catch was a woman that worked at another store and printed up a shiat ton of fake price tag barcode stickers so she could buy stuff cheap and return it for full in store credit, then flip that in store credit for cash in her neighborhood.  Good times...good times.

CSB mode deactivated.
 
2014-07-21 02:06:02 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: I'm so glad Facebook and YouTube didn't exist when I was a teenager.


We just had a rumor mill.  The rumor mill was better, because by the time a story about you got back to you, you wouldn't recognize it any more and you would pass it on.
 
2014-07-21 02:06:42 PM  

factoryconnection: quatchi: Is it just the angle of the shot or does that dress make her ass look GINORMOUS?

I think it may be the fact that she's very pregnant.  What a treat!  This habitual criminal has mated successfully!

But huzzah to such vain and stupid criminals for at least making some crimes easy to solve.


What a treat indeed!
 
2014-07-21 02:06:43 PM  
No leopard would be caught dead in that dress.
 
2014-07-21 02:10:04 PM  
data1.whicdn.com
 
2014-07-21 02:10:27 PM  

redlegrick: That's a rough-looking 27, if you ask me.


Let's see what you look like, cupcake
 
2014-07-21 02:10:36 PM  
Perhaps she could have chose a dress that did not look like it is from the 1980's.  Is that in style now?  I don't know a lick about fashion and do not care to.
 
2014-07-21 02:13:25 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: redlegrick: That's a rough-looking 27, if you ask me.

Let's see what you look like, cupcake


Seriously, you are white-knighting this thing?
 
2014-07-21 02:14:08 PM  

Tricky Chicken: Sin_City_Superhero: I'm so glad Facebook and YouTube didn't exist when I was a teenager.

We just had a rumor mill.  The rumor mill was better, because by the time a story about you got back to you, you wouldn't recognize it any more and you would pass it on.


That's so true.

And instant karma by her own hand - gotta love it.
 
2014-07-21 02:15:01 PM  
Saxton was released from jail on her own recognizance.


She took a selfie and recognized herself.
 
2014-07-21 02:23:47 PM  

redlegrick: That's a rough-looking 27, if you ask me.


Yes.
 
2014-07-21 02:29:33 PM  

Panty Sniffer: Perhaps she could have chose a dress that did not look like it is from the 1980's.  Is that in style now?  I don't know a lick about fashion and do not care to.


There's a lot of terrible '80s-style shiat on the racks at women's clothes stores lately. The color palette in particular, with all those unpleasantly arranged neons/pastels.
 
2014-07-21 02:33:48 PM  
Really, she deserves that dress.

That ugly, ugly dress, deserve it, she does.

It's ugly.

Putrid, even.

blech
 
2014-07-21 02:40:52 PM  

redlegrick: That's a rough-looking 27, if you ask me.


I'm hoping that "2" is upside-down. Then it would make more sense.
 
2014-07-21 02:42:21 PM  

Tricky Chicken: Sybarite: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x846]

That looks like an extremely large laundry room for a manufactured home.


It's probably the trailer parks coin laundry..
 
2014-07-21 02:47:32 PM  
Where did you get that dress? It's awful! And those shoes, and that coat, jeez!
 
2014-07-21 02:47:33 PM  

Bslim: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: redlegrick: That's a rough-looking 27, if you ask me.

Let's see what you look like, cupcake

Seriously, you are white-knighting this thing?


She's pregs dude, it's a fetish
 
2014-07-21 03:07:34 PM  

factoryconnection: quatchi: Is it just the angle of the shot or does that dress make her ass look GINORMOUS?

I think it may be the fact that she's very pregnant.  What a treat!  This habitual criminal has mated successfully!

But huzzah to such vain and stupid criminals for at least making some crimes easy to solve.


She's not pregnant, that's just more store merchandise.
 
2014-07-21 03:08:34 PM  
That is the goddamn ugliest dress I ever saw.
 
2014-07-21 03:21:21 PM  
Kassandra would look hot in that stolen dress.

/*takes a seat over there*
 
2014-07-21 03:33:42 PM  
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2014-07-21 03:46:45 PM  
www.vancouverobserver.com
 
2014-07-21 04:13:53 PM  
I want that.  I will take that.  Taken.

What, that was yours?  My bad, bro.  We cool?
 
2014-07-21 04:28:12 PM  
Well, now that's a horse of a different color...
 
2014-07-21 05:13:06 PM  
My favorite "Her excuse was there was nobody in here. We were in the back working, and that she could just take it. You know, not really much of an excuse there,"

I've heard that a few times. It would be funny if someone walked into her home and took stuff because she wasnt there.


They arrested her and later found she was wanted on another warrant in Jackson County.

Wow color me suprised.
 
2014-07-21 05:26:19 PM  
I use to to work at WSIL. fark you wheelers and mr. brown.
 
2014-07-21 06:11:02 PM  

skinink:


Well done!
 
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