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(YouTube)   Dad does his daughter's hair in 17 seconds   (youtube.com) divider line 32
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5826 clicks; posted to Video » on 21 Jul 2014 at 1:45 PM (40 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-07-21 06:00:47 AM  
Genius - now if only the camera operator had an ounce of sense too
 
2014-07-21 06:10:52 AM  
Cute.

/most guys do their own in 5 seconds
 
2014-07-21 07:01:37 AM  
This a sad day when my grandmother sends me a video before it appears on FARK.
 
2014-07-21 07:02:07 AM  
Funny, and it works.
 
2014-07-21 01:39:04 PM  
So macht Papa die Haare!

This says something evil, right?
 
2014-07-21 01:45:47 PM  
I just shave Braparella Jr.'s head.  I found that he long locks were getting tangled up with the shoe making equipment she is shackled to in the basement and was really hampering her productivity.
 
2014-07-21 01:59:06 PM  

brap: I just shave Braparella Jr.'s head.  I found that he long locks were getting tangled up with the shoe making equipment she is shackled to in the basement and was really hampering her productivity.


Sounds like you have really taken to fatherhood.
 
2014-07-21 02:06:16 PM  

Calmamity: So macht Papa die Haare!

This says something evil, right?


Let it go.
 
2014-07-21 02:13:19 PM  
There's a similar video of a redneck doing this from a couple of years ago.
 
2014-07-21 02:28:15 PM  

Calmamity: So macht Papa die Haare!

This says something evil, right?


I think it says "Subby's mom blows goats in Hell, right alongside such notable dignitaries as Pol Pot and Adolf Hitler", but I could be wrong...
 
2014-07-21 02:49:41 PM  

Calmamity: So macht Papa die Haare!

This says something evil, right?


static.tvtropes.org

What a German hare might look like
 
M-G
2014-07-21 03:16:39 PM  
I remember seeing this technique in an animated GIF list of lifehacks several years ago.
 
Bf+
2014-07-21 04:02:44 PM  

Waldo Pepper: EvilEgg: This a sad day when my grandmother sends me a video before it appears on FARK.

been like this for a while now. fark has jumped the shark



Decade old video, filmed vertically, by Michael J Fox, using an digital SLR potato...  Yup-- This is prime Fark material!
What are the odds it's a repeat, too?
 
2014-07-21 04:07:48 PM  
Why couldn't you just grab it all and put in the pony tail holder with your hands? I used to all the time when I had long hair. I'm not seeing how this is any sort of time-saver. It's not like hair is hard to hold, or strangely elusive.

Grab, Hold, Tie. Just like Friday nights at the Girl Scout Jamboree.
 
2014-07-21 04:23:07 PM  

The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Grab, Hold, Tie. Just like Friday nights at the Girl Scout Jamboree.


#NoContextMonday
 
2014-07-21 04:23:31 PM  
God...that was lame...and time consuming...
Wouldn't using your hands and getting it done in seconds be quicker that dragging out and plugging in the vacuum?
You can relate that to other tasks as well.
 
2014-07-21 04:40:00 PM  

The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Why couldn't you just grab it all and put in the pony tail holder with your hands? I used to all the time when I had long hair. I'm not seeing how this is any sort of time-saver. It's not like hair is hard to hold, or strangely elusive.

Grab, Hold, Tie. Just like Friday nights at the Girl Scout Jamboree.


Well, part of the reason is that you can't get the kid to hold still at the crucial time. Something shiny goes by the window, she turns her head, and suddenly the ponytail is lopsided... :-)
 
2014-07-21 04:46:09 PM  
That's a Miele vacuum, btw.  Recognize the sound.  I use mine to vacuum my cat.
 
2014-07-21 04:48:11 PM  

Mikey1969: The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Why couldn't you just grab it all and put in the pony tail holder with your hands? I used to all the time when I had long hair. I'm not seeing how this is any sort of time-saver. It's not like hair is hard to hold, or strangely elusive.

Grab, Hold, Tie. Just like Friday nights at the Girl Scout Jamboree.

Well, part of the reason is that you can't get the kid to hold still at the crucial time. Something shiny goes by the window, she turns her head, and suddenly the ponytail is lopsided... :-)


Ahh. Again, just like the Girl Scout Jamboree.
 
2014-07-21 05:10:33 PM  
Where was the 1 minute buildup and ending credits?
 
2014-07-21 05:50:55 PM  
Read that as "does his daughter in 17 seconds".

/goes to get glasses
/more time than he gives her mom.
 
2014-07-21 06:39:23 PM  
I didn't mind most parental duties when my kids were young, but I avoided brushing my daughter's hair like I was facing grim death.
 
2014-07-21 07:30:45 PM  
so putting a rubber band on her head is doing her hair?

He could've shaved another 15 seconds off the time by ditching the vaccumn cleaner.
 
2014-07-21 07:39:36 PM  
Follow up: This is how mom kicks dad's ass after he uses a vacuum on his daughter's hair.

Or is that just my house? The missus would not approve of me taking power tools to the daughter's hair. No sir.

/incapable of pony tailing her hair...I make her wear hats
 
2014-07-21 08:13:07 PM  

The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Why couldn't you just grab it all and put in the pony tail holder with your hands? I used to all the time when I had long hair. I'm not seeing how this is any sort of time-saver. It's not like hair is hard to hold, or strangely elusive.

Grab, Hold, Tie. Just like Friday nights at the Girl Scout Jamboree.


Pic of you with long hair, newbie, or GTFO. (And why the hell did you cut it.)
 
2014-07-21 08:13:52 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Read that as "does his daughter in 17 seconds".



So now you've got a bottle of lotion and Kleenex with no place to go?
 
2014-07-21 11:23:11 PM  
Please don't let it be anothe vacuum cleaner video, please don't let it be anothe vacuum cleaner video, please don't let it be anothe vacuum cleaner video.

::clicks link::

/sigh
 
2014-07-21 11:23:47 PM  
r*, r*, r*
 
2014-07-22 09:29:04 AM  

Bf+: Waldo Pepper: EvilEgg: This a sad day when my grandmother sends me a video before it appears on FARK.

been like this for a while now. fark has jumped the shark


Decade old video, filmed vertically, by Michael J Fox, using an digital SLR potato...  Yup-- This is prime Fark material!
What are the odds it's a repeat, too?


I can vouch for it being a Repete.
 
2014-07-22 03:21:39 PM  

The Man With Crazy Super Animal Powers: Why couldn't you just grab it all and put in the pony tail holder with your hands? I used to all the time when I had long hair. I'm not seeing how this is any sort of time-saver. It's not like hair is hard to hold, or strangely elusive.


They need to make a special product for this. And a corresponding infomercial with all the "has this happened to YOU??" fails.
 
2014-07-22 09:48:53 PM  

Waldo Pepper: EvilEgg: This a sad day when my grandmother sends me a video before it appears on FARK.

been like this for a while now. fark has jumped the shark


Maybe you should have submitted this link before it went viral then, lazyass.
 
2014-07-22 11:46:56 PM  
Don't even need to click the link to know this is yet another video of some dad sucking up his daughter's hair with a vacuum cleaner hose.  Subby FAILS with FAIL of a THOUSAND VIPERS up his RETARDED ASS.
 
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