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(Global Post)   Best Korea: "Whoever tries to undermine the sovereignty of North Korea will become a target of the nuclear-armed nation's extremely precise striking capabilities." After this week, I think we all needed a good chuckle   (globalpost.com ) divider line
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2014-07-21 06:46:27 AM  
How is Baby Kim going to keep North Korea in the doomsday headlines business when Vlad is shooting down airliners? The bar has been raised.
 
2014-07-21 07:08:17 AM  

mr_a: How is Baby Kim going to keep North Korea in the doomsday headlines business when Vlad is shooting down airliners? The bar has been raised.


Malaysia is on his Side of the globe, perhaps a plane will fly close enough.
 
2014-07-21 08:04:17 AM  
What, like invading Spokane, Washington?
 
2014-07-21 08:14:34 AM  
they will probably miss and hit a malaysian airlines jet instead.
 
2014-07-21 08:14:59 AM  
Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational joke country.
 
2014-07-21 08:17:06 AM  
d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net
 
2014-07-21 08:18:04 AM  
Look out, Ocean!
 
2014-07-21 08:21:04 AM  
He's just feeling so so ronery.
 
2014-07-21 08:22:16 AM  
Best Korea's bravest photo editors are firing up their Amigas and loading CorelDraw 2.1!
 
2014-07-21 08:27:11 AM  
Are we really sure that they even have an operational warhead?
 
2014-07-21 08:27:52 AM  
Ain't no party like a Pyongyang party, 'cause a Pyongyang party IS ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY.
 
2014-07-21 08:28:07 AM  
 
2014-07-21 08:30:53 AM  
DPRK is extremely concerned with the erosion of the peninsula undermining their sovereignty.
 
2014-07-21 08:32:14 AM  
North Korea: "PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEE!! Waaaaaaaaah!!"

rivadavia.com.ar
 
2014-07-21 08:36:37 AM  

nekom: Ain't no party like a Pyongyang party, 'cause a Pyongyang party IS ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY.


In America, you can always find party.  In DPRK, party always finds you.
 
2014-07-21 08:37:13 AM  

abhorrent1: Look out, Ocean!


Poor fish.
 
2014-07-21 08:37:37 AM  
This guy's penis has to be smaller than the dude from The Hangover's.
 
2014-07-21 08:38:22 AM  
This just in, Atlantis has been put on high alert!
 
2014-07-21 08:40:36 AM  

Boo_Guy: North Korea: "PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEE!! Waaaaaaaaah!!"

[rivadavia.com.ar image 650x883]


Leave that poor cargo ship alone.  Sure, it looks great, but there's just no reason to assume it's hauling tons of material just for the attention.
 
2014-07-21 08:42:17 AM  
You know what would be funny? An actual nuclear strike. It would be a crazy inversion of a Black Swan.
 
2014-07-21 08:47:45 AM  
Well, if they actually have a nuke that can blow up, accuracy isn't necessarily a requirement. Then again, this is Best Korea here.
 
2014-07-21 08:48:26 AM  

Dino-Czar: Boo_Guy: North Korea: "PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEE!! Waaaaaaaaah!!"

[rivadavia.com.ar image 650x883]

Leave that poor cargo ship alone.  Sure, it looks great, but there's just no reason to assume it's hauling tons of material just for the attention.


That's really strange because I was looking at that before I posted and was thinking that the pic would be a good 'hey look at this but get distracted by pretty woman' pics.  IE:

i297.photobucket.com

images.t-nation.com
 
2014-07-21 08:48:48 AM  
Just once, i'd like for S. Korea or the US to release a statement to NK saying, "STFU, no one cares."
 
2014-07-21 08:53:22 AM  

Krustofsky: Well, if they actually have a nuke that can blow up, accuracy isn't necessarily a requirement. Then again, this is Best Korea here.


The problem is that they would have to drive it to it's destination by truck or cargo boat,  because their missiles are only good for shooting at the ocean.

/It keeps the water from getting all uppity.
//It must work, I don't see NK ever getting tsunami warnings
///Japan should try it out
 
2014-07-21 09:06:37 AM  

Boo_Guy: The problem is that they would have to drive it to it's destination by truck or cargo boat,  because their missiles are only good for shooting at the ocean


N Korean with Nuke knocks on South Korea's door: "Special delivery."

"Who is it?"

"Land Shark...shiat I farked it up."
 
2014-07-21 09:07:25 AM  
FTFA: The two sides held a working-level meeting on Thursday to discuss a range of issues regarding Pyongyang's decision to join the games, including who will pay for the North Korean delegation's stay here. The North's negotiators abruptly walked out of the talks, taking issue with their southern counterparts' attitude.

I'm sure that along whatever agreement that NK comes up with themselves and SK, there will be another "agreement" between the NK games delegation mentioning entire families will be killed for defection.
 
2014-07-21 09:17:57 AM  
North Korea is like Wil Wheaton at the end of "Stand By Me". Sure, he's got a gun, and he looks angry (or as angry as he could look) but we all know he's not going to shoot. I mean, he's a better person than that, right? But what if- and it's a big what if- he did fire that gun at Ace? He might not even hit him, he might hit one of his cronies standing nearby, or the bullet might have hit the car and ricocheted back and killed River Phoenix like a time traveling speedball.

What I'm saying is- they might have a nuke. They might have something that can hit a populate area (South Korea especially). They probably won't use it, but who knows what's going on in Lil Kim's syphilitic brain? Better to just talk them down and wait until they turn into Richard Dreyfuss.

Okay, the analogy broke down towards the end there but you get my point.
 
2014-07-21 09:22:01 AM  
Ya know, when Best Korea launches their nuke and it accidentally lands in the chunk of ocean where Godzilla is buried and he come up and starts eating North America, y'all will be laughing out the other side of your asses then, wontchya?
 
2014-07-21 09:22:27 AM  
Pfftt..these turd's have been sabre rattling for years.I was stationed at Camp Hoze(when it was open back in the late 80's)the NK ass clowns would do this crap all the time.When we held Team Spirit Excersises it got even worse.The NK's were also diggers.I was a 12B Combat Engineer,we had to blow up the tunnels they would dig under the 38th.Man did they love to dig.
 
2014-07-21 09:25:37 AM  
Opp's..I meant Camp Howze
 
2014-07-21 09:29:05 AM  

Boo_Guy: Dino-Czar: Boo_Guy: North Korea: "PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEE!! Waaaaaaaaah!!"

[rivadavia.com.ar image 650x883]

Leave that poor cargo ship alone.  Sure, it looks great, but there's just no reason to assume it's hauling tons of material just for the attention.

That's really strange because I was looking at that before I posted and was thinking that the pic would be a good 'hey look at this but get distracted by pretty woman' pics.  IE:

[i297.photobucket.com image 600x750]

[images.t-nation.com image 504x453]


on the gay test, should it say "if you see the tower in this picture , you PASS!"
 
2014-07-21 09:34:55 AM  
If the people of North Korea really knew just what a pathetic target of mockery and contempt their leader is to the entire rest of the world, I think half of them would kill themselves out of shame, and the other half would kill *him*.
 
2014-07-21 09:36:38 AM  
They're just feeling their oats after their decisive victory at the World Cup
 
2014-07-21 09:39:06 AM  

Boo_Guy: Dino-Czar: Boo_Guy: North Korea: "PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEE!! Waaaaaaaaah!!"

[rivadavia.com.ar image 650x883]

Leave that poor cargo ship alone.  Sure, it looks great, but there's just no reason to assume it's hauling tons of material just for the attention.

That's really strange because I was looking at that before I posted and was thinking that the pic would be a good 'hey look at this but get distracted by pretty woman' pics.


It would work for that.  Does anyone have the original?
 
2014-07-21 09:41:26 AM  

Oktoberain: If the people of North Korea really knew just what a pathetic target of mockery and contempt their leader is to the entire rest of the world, I think half of them would kill themselves out of shame, and the other half would kill *him*.


A lot of them do realize it, but how can you stage a revolution when your own mother would turn you in for complaining that there isn't enough food and it's off to the "reeducation" camp with you?  As evil and disgusting as it is, they are VERY good at dictatorshipping.
 
2014-07-21 09:49:07 AM  

nekom: Oktoberain: If the people of North Korea really knew just what a pathetic target of mockery and contempt their leader is to the entire rest of the world, I think half of them would kill themselves out of shame, and the other half would kill *him*.

A lot of them do realize it, but how can you stage a revolution when your own mother would turn you in for complaining that there isn't enough food and it's off to the "reeducation" camp with you?  As evil and disgusting as it is, they are VERY good at dictatorshipping.


For the most part I am convinced they believe the official propaganda. The defectors I've spoken with were amazed to find everything they'd learned was lies.
 
2014-07-21 09:57:01 AM  

flucto: For the most part I am convinced they believe the official propaganda. The defectors I've spoken with were amazed to find everything they'd learned was lies.


Not surprising... people believe the only things they have ever known, been taught, or seen. The sick part is their foreign-educated leader knows damned well it's all lies.
 
2014-07-21 10:06:20 AM  

nekom: Ain't no party like a Pyongyang party, 'cause a Pyongyang party IS ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJNBfBr-OGU
 
2014-07-21 10:07:52 AM  

serpent_sky: Not surprising... people believe the only things they have ever known, been taught, or seen. The sick part is their foreign-educated leader knows damned well it's all lies.


It's such a farked up place it takes hours to even scratch the surface.
 
2014-07-21 10:09:45 AM  

dittybopper: What, like invading Spokane, Washington?


He Can't...It's on FIRE!
 
2014-07-21 10:10:03 AM  
We have an intel picture of Best Korea's precise striking capabilities .

media2.hickorees.com
 
2014-07-21 10:10:33 AM  
I think the rest of the world should shun them, Amish style.
 
2014-07-21 10:11:39 AM  

nekom: Oktoberain: If the people of North Korea really knew just what a pathetic target of mockery and contempt their leader is to the entire rest of the world, I think half of them would kill themselves out of shame, and the other half would kill *him*.

A lot of them do realize it, but how can you stage a revolution when your own mother would turn you in for complaining that there isn't enough food and it's off to the "reeducation" camp with you?  As evil and disgusting as it is, they are VERY good at dictatorshipping.


i55.tinypic.com
 
2014-07-21 10:12:57 AM  
So the Kims are pretty much just puppets for the party's upper echelon and the generals, right? How long can the illusion last before it all comes crashing down?
 
2014-07-21 10:13:26 AM  
www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com

/LOL....really, you would think that best korea's cock would fall off from all the propaganda stroking they seem to enjoy. They KNOW that any nuclear attack they start will end up with their country as a glass parking lot. Small country, chip on shoulder, communist, small peckers, and bullshiat propaganda = win for funny.
 
2014-07-21 10:15:26 AM  

serpent_sky: flucto: For the most part I am convinced they believe the official propaganda. The defectors I've spoken with were amazed to find everything they'd learned was lies.

Not surprising... people believe the only things they have ever known, been taught, or seen. The sick part is their foreign-educated leader knows damned well it's all lies.


The foriegn educated Norks are the privileged party higher ups who have vested interest in keeping the status quo. Should there be a revolution, they would almost certainly be killed.
 
2014-07-21 10:15:45 AM  
Ah, the Sarah Palin of nations...
 
2014-07-21 10:16:35 AM  
i58.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-21 10:25:15 AM  
Hey, the little guy threatened to hit the ocean and he hit the ocean.  Better pump the beakers on the Sneermobile.
 
2014-07-21 10:25:31 AM  

Frank N Stein: The foriegn educated Norks are the privileged party higher ups who have vested interest in keeping the status quo. Should there be a revolution, they would almost certainly be killed.


So the sabre rattling is more for the people than the world, since they know other nations sort of shrug and don't take them seriously, but they tell the people they scared off the US and South Korea, et al? Is that how it works, or am I missing something?
 
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