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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-07-21 05:35:48 PM  
I was amused when I got to college and learned bathrooms had official room numbers.
 
2014-07-21 05:45:06 PM  
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2014-07-21 06:04:47 PM  
One of many reasons U Can't Finish(tm).

/go tars
 
2014-07-21 06:05:44 PM  
up-ship.com
That's just Lazlo.
 
2014-07-21 06:09:38 PM  
Well, I guess living in a bathroom or closet is better than tapping out.
 
2014-07-21 06:11:47 PM  
gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net
 
2014-07-21 06:15:54 PM  
Hey, you didn't wash your hands. Get back here.
 
2014-07-21 06:16:13 PM  
Shiattiest rooms ever.
 
2014-07-21 06:19:22 PM  
I knew they were adding a ton of fighters, but I didn't know they all lived together. Were they 185-pounders? Seems like there's a million these days.
 
2014-07-21 06:21:35 PM  
www.dumpaday.com
 
2014-07-21 06:24:42 PM  
Fitting, since college is usually around the time you come out of the closet.
 
2014-07-21 06:25:07 PM  
How come they never screw up by assigning a guy to the female floor/wing/dorm.

Best mistake ever!

Unless the roommates turn out to be complete hambeasts.

/got my mind on ham for some reason
//and ham on my mind
 
2014-07-21 06:30:47 PM  
Huh. And here I thought the ones living in the closet were there because they just hadn't chosen to come out of them yet.
 
2014-07-21 06:32:35 PM  
So, a regular dorm room then.
 
2014-07-21 06:33:31 PM  
Turns out that closet is the venue for the AAC's latest bowl tie-in.

/hooray for AACUSA
 
2014-07-21 06:36:24 PM  

Boo_Guy: How come they never screw up by assigning a guy to the female floor/wing/dorm.

Best mistake ever!

Unless the roommates turn out to be complete hambeasts.

/got my mind on ham for some reason
//and ham on my mind


While not quite that level, but back in the summer of 1969 I was taking several courses at the University of Oregon through a program called Upward Bound. They housed us in separate dorms, but some odd reason they put all the girls in a men's dorm, so there were urinals in all the bathrooms. The guys were housed in a women's dorm, with no urinals.
 
2014-07-21 06:39:22 PM  
CSB.

When I transferred to UT-Austin, they had a spot for me in the dorms, but due to a paperwork issue, they couldn't assign me a room when the dorms opened.  I slept on the couch in one of the rec rooms in Jester for two weeks until they paired me with a crazed alcoholic who drunkenly peed all over his last roommate.  He didn't do that to me as I told him I would cut it off if he ever tried that.

CSB.
 
2014-07-21 06:42:28 PM  

Boo_Guy: How come they never screw up by assigning a guy to the female floor/wing/dorm.

Best mistake ever!


Co-ed floors and wings are pretty common.

First typical scenario: Colleges that have too many students on campus will usually have an "overflow" dorm (one or two floors) to house students for the first semester until the slackers drop out and their respective rooms can be reassigned.  Rooms are either guy or girl only but the floors/wings contain both guy and girl rooms, and it's not uncommon to see members of the opposite sex walking to/from the showers in skimpy robes or towels.

Second typical scenario: International dorms usually have guy and girl rooms on the same floor since there are fewer of these students overall.  Even better, most of the students are looking to get the "true American experience" and that includes dick/vag.  Protip: seek out the international dorms for some of the best parties.
 
2014-07-21 06:52:17 PM  
HAW HAW!  This is why libtards are idiots.  Putting people in a bathroom or a closet!  MAJOR DURP, guys!
 
2014-07-21 06:54:41 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Boo_Guy: How come they never screw up by assigning a guy to the female floor/wing/dorm.

Best mistake ever!

Unless the roommates turn out to be complete hambeasts.

/got my mind on ham for some reason
//and ham on my mind

While not quite that level, but back in the summer of 1969 I was taking several courses at the University of Oregon through a program called Upward Bound. They housed us in separate dorms, but some odd reason they put all the girls in a men's dorm, so there were urinals in all the bathrooms. The guys were housed in a women's dorm, with no urinals.


From what a lot of my female friends have told me that wouldn't have been a problem for them,  at least not for peeing.  Might be a bit of a problem with ol #2 though..

Which I have sadly seen once in a urinal.

/I say sadly but it was farking funny as hell at first
 
2014-07-21 06:58:34 PM  

valkore: Boo_Guy: How come they never screw up by assigning a guy to the female floor/wing/dorm.

Best mistake ever!

Co-ed floors and wings are pretty common.

First typical scenario: Colleges that have too many students on campus will usually have an "overflow" dorm (one or two floors) to house students for the first semester until the slackers drop out and their respective rooms can be reassigned.  Rooms are either guy or girl only but the floors/wings contain both guy and girl rooms, and it's not uncommon to see members of the opposite sex walking to/from the showers in skimpy robes or towels.

Second typical scenario: International dorms usually have guy and girl rooms on the same floor since there are fewer of these students overall.  Even better, most of the students are looking to get the "true American experience" and that includes dick/vag.  Protip: seek out the international dorms for some of the best parties.


The two colleges I went to put them both under the same roof but they had their separate floors,  and the rooms all had their own kitchens and bathrooms so no one walking around in their skimpies,  usually.
 
2014-07-21 07:07:13 PM  

Boo_Guy: valkore: Boo_Guy: How come they never screw up by assigning a guy to the female floor/wing/dorm.

Best mistake ever!

Co-ed floors and wings are pretty common.

First typical scenario: Colleges that have too many students on campus will usually have an "overflow" dorm (one or two floors) to house students for the first semester until the slackers drop out and their respective rooms can be reassigned.  Rooms are either guy or girl only but the floors/wings contain both guy and girl rooms, and it's not uncommon to see members of the opposite sex walking to/from the showers in skimpy robes or towels.

Second typical scenario: International dorms usually have guy and girl rooms on the same floor since there are fewer of these students overall.  Even better, most of the students are looking to get the "true American experience" and that includes dick/vag.  Protip: seek out the international dorms for some of the best parties.

The two colleges I went to put them both under the same roof but they had their separate floors,  and the rooms all had their own kitchens and bathrooms so no one walking around in their skimpies,  usually.


My college had a building that was co-ed. The women's cards could open the doors to their side but not the men's side and vice versa.
 
2014-07-21 07:09:46 PM  

Boo_Guy: Bathia_Mapes: Boo_Guy: How come they never screw up by assigning a guy to the female floor/wing/dorm.

Best mistake ever!

Unless the roommates turn out to be complete hambeasts.

/got my mind on ham for some reason
//and ham on my mind

While not quite that level, but back in the summer of 1969 I was taking several courses at the University of Oregon through a program called Upward Bound. They housed us in separate dorms, but some odd reason they put all the girls in a men's dorm, so there were urinals in all the bathrooms. The guys were housed in a women's dorm, with no urinals.

From what a lot of my female friends have told me that wouldn't have been a problem for them,  at least not for peeing.  Might be a bit of a problem with ol #2 though..

Which I have sadly seen once in a urinal.

/I say sadly but it was farking funny as hell at first


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Oh, you think it's funny, huh?! M'kay! M'kay! You're gonna think it's real funny when the police get here!

Or you could always blame the Amish guy.
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-07-21 07:13:22 PM  
When I was in college each room was officially all male or all female (campus wide). My floor was 2/3 singles. One couple unofficially lived together. They moved out when she got pregnant.

Some bathrooms were one sex at a time. A device on the door indicated whether it was occupied by male, female, or leave us alone. The large one was coed. Each shower had a curtained vestibule.

There was one all male dorm. They were being phased out as the sex ratio dropped from 4:1 to parity. There was one all female dorm, mainly to ease the minds of parents who didn't want their precious little girls mixed up with men. In fact there were plenty of men around because those chaste little darlings weren't.
 
2014-07-21 07:23:06 PM  

Boo_Guy: From what a lot of my female friends have told me that wouldn't have been a problem for them,  at least not for peeing.


I've been witness to this a few times, usually after a case or two of Rolling Rock had been consumed.
 
2014-07-21 07:27:54 PM  

valkore: Boo_Guy: From what a lot of my female friends have told me that wouldn't have been a problem for them,  at least not for peeing.

I've been witness to this a few times, usually after a case or two of Rolling Rock had been consumed.


So you like looking up the kinky porn after you get hammered is what you're saying? =)
 
2014-07-21 07:33:02 PM  

Boo_Guy: valkore: Boo_Guy: From what a lot of my female friends have told me that wouldn't have been a problem for them,  at least not for peeing.

I've been witness to this a few times, usually after a case or two of Rolling Rock had been consumed.

So you like looking up the kinky porn after you get hammered is what you're saying? =)


Nothing like walking out of a stall (I hate urinals) and seeing two girls in a contest to determine who has better aim standing up.  Oh, and DAT ASS.
 
2014-07-21 07:45:45 PM  
So Ms WeirdLastname calls college and finds out it was a mistake and it's been fixed. Then Ms WeirdLastname calls the paper to report that someone made an honest mistake and it's been fixed? WTF attention whore, and WTF reporter?
 
2014-07-21 07:46:29 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [up-ship.com image 700x381]
That's just Lazlo.


Good.... Covered....

/carry on
 
2014-07-21 07:48:00 PM  
Lol funny.

I accidentally barged in on a girl using the only sit down toilet in the guys bathroom at a bar once,  the lock was busted.

/nothing to be seen from the side really
//pretty cute though
 
2014-07-21 07:49:02 PM  

valkore: Boo_Guy: valkore: Boo_Guy: From what a lot of my female friends have told me that wouldn't have been a problem for them,  at least not for peeing.

I've been witness to this a few times, usually after a case or two of Rolling Rock had been consumed.

So you like looking up the kinky porn after you get hammered is what you're saying? =)

Nothing like walking out of a stall (I hate urinals) and seeing two girls in a contest to determine who has better aim standing up.  Oh, and DAT ASS.

Lol funny.

I accidentally barged in on a girl using the only sit down toilet in the guys bathroom at a bar once,  the lock was busted.

/nothing to be seen from the side really
//pretty cute though
 ///I'll learn how to post properly some day maybe
 
2014-07-21 07:53:52 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: back in the summer of 1969


Those were the best days of my life.
 
2014-07-21 08:17:44 PM  

Boo_Guy: Lol funny.

I accidentally barged in on a girl using the only sit down toilet in the guys bathroom at a bar once,  the lock was busted.

/nothing to be seen from the side really
//pretty cute though


I was going to live on campus when I went to college; I visited one of the community bathrooms on the 2nd floor of the B-wing, some guy was passed out drunk and shiatted himself. There was Shiat spread all over the floor too where he was rolling over.

/wasn't cute, I ended up renting an apartment with an old couple off campus; they let me rent for cheap as hell, I only had to help her husband with yard work and I loved it.
 
2014-07-21 08:18:13 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Bathia_Mapes: back in the summer of 1969

Those were the best days of my life.


Shut up! You were TEN!
 
2014-07-21 08:24:35 PM  

Misconduc: Boo_Guy: Lol funny.

I accidentally barged in on a girl using the only sit down toilet in the guys bathroom at a bar once,  the lock was busted.

/nothing to be seen from the side really
//pretty cute though

I was going to live on campus when I went to college; I visited one of the community bathrooms on the 2nd floor of the B-wing, some guy was passed out drunk and shiatted himself. There was Shiat spread all over the floor too where he was rolling over.

/wasn't cute, I ended up renting an apartment with an old couple off campus; they let me rent for cheap as hell, I only had to help her husband with yard work and I loved it.


I never had any desire to live on campus,  even my first year I wanted nothing to do with it.

I was very happy in the basement apartment I found.

/farkers natural habitat
 
2014-07-21 08:35:02 PM  
It expedites things after a hard day out, they won't have to run to the bathroom or pretend they aren't in the closet after doing things they would regret
 
2014-07-21 08:41:30 PM  

RamboBrite: One of many reasons U Can't Finish(tm).

/go tars


Oh please.
 
2014-07-21 08:46:01 PM  
What's the big deal?  Colleges are supposed to prepare their students for life after they graduate.  It will actually be a step up when their unemployed butts move into their Moms' basements after school.
 
2014-07-21 08:46:52 PM  

Boo_Guy: Bathia_Mapes: Boo_Guy: How come they never screw up by assigning a guy to the female floor/wing/dorm.

Best mistake ever!

Unless the roommates turn out to be complete hambeasts.

/got my mind on ham for some reason
//and ham on my mind

While not quite that level, but back in the summer of 1969 I was taking several courses at the University of Oregon through a program called Upward Bound. They housed us in separate dorms, but some odd reason they put all the girls in a men's dorm, so there were urinals in all the bathrooms. The guys were housed in a women's dorm, with no urinals.

From what a lot of my female friends have told me that wouldn't have been a problem for them,  at least not for peeing.  Might be a bit of a problem with ol #2 though..

Which I have sadly seen once in a urinal.

/I say sadly but it was farking funny as hell at first


Oh, we had regular toilets too, but not enough for a dorm full of teenage females (average age was 15-16 years old). The women's dorm the guys were in had at least double the bathrooms and shower facilities.
 
2014-07-21 09:26:41 PM  

Atomic Spunk: Well, I guess living in a bathroom or closet is better than tapping out.


Glad to see I'm not the only one who first read the headline as "UFC" instead of "UCF."
 
2014-07-21 09:27:20 PM  
I lived in the largest all male dorm on the East Coast. My freshman year roommate shaved lines in one eyebrow and danced to Ice Ice Baby on repeat in front of a mirror every Friday.

Is there a connection???

/ By Junior year he lived in a trailer
// Down by the river
/// For real
 
2014-07-21 10:32:56 PM  

valkore: Boo_Guy: How come they never screw up by assigning a guy to the female floor/wing/dorm.

Best mistake ever!

Co-ed floors and wings are pretty common.

First typical scenario: Colleges that have too many students on campus will usually have an "overflow" dorm (one or two floors) to house students for the first semester until the slackers drop out and their respective rooms can be reassigned.  Rooms are either guy or girl only but the floors/wings contain both guy and girl rooms, and it's not uncommon to see members of the opposite sex walking to/from the showers in skimpy robes or towels.

Second typical scenario: International dorms usually have guy and girl rooms on the same floor since there are fewer of these students overall.  Even better, most of the students are looking to get the "true American experience" and that includes dick/vag.  Protip: seek out the international dorms for some of the best parties.


Living in the I-house was easily my best year of college. Germans love to fark.
 
2014-07-21 11:36:08 PM  

Bandito King: Living in the I-house was easily my best year of college. Germans love to fark.


Ja, natürlich .
 
2014-07-22 02:48:22 AM  
In Seattle, that closet rents for $2500 a month.

The Bathroom will be extra.
 
2014-07-22 04:01:51 AM  
UCF students complaining about closets and bathrooms? When I was at UCF...there were no dorms...
 
2014-07-22 04:35:14 AM  
I swear for a moment the headline said UFC; but those folks are pretty much as closeted as they can be already.
 
2014-07-22 08:32:28 AM  
Graduated from FTU
 
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