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(Metro)   Company invents clothes rack for cats   (metro.co.uk) divider line 26
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2014-07-21 01:15:40 AM  
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2014-07-21 01:34:31 AM  
This thing needs a night lock on it.  I'm thinking a young tom cat might like to see just how fast it will go and how much noise it can make at say 4 am.
 
2014-07-21 02:10:00 AM  

DON.MAC: This thing needs a night lock on it.  I'm thinking a young tom cat might like to see just how fast it will go and how much noise it can make at say 4 am.


If I got this exercise wheel for my cat, she'd slap me across the face and laugh at me. Or she'd probably just sniff it and then go lay on her bed and ignore me.
 
2014-07-21 02:15:33 AM  

strangeluck: DON.MAC: This thing needs a night lock on it.  I'm thinking a young tom cat might like to see just how fast it will go and how much noise it can make at say 4 am.

If I got this exercise wheel for my cat, she'd slap me across the face and laugh at me. Or she'd probably just sniff it and then go lay on her bed and ignore me.


My 10 year old cat would check it out for its bed like properties and then ignore it based on how it ranked to the card board box it came it.
I have had cats in my life that would use it in the wee hours of the morning.
 
2014-07-21 03:10:21 AM  

DON.MAC: strangeluck: DON.MAC: This thing needs a night lock on it.  I'm thinking a young tom cat might like to see just how fast it will go and how much noise it can make at say 4 am.

If I got this exercise wheel for my cat, she'd slap me across the face and laugh at me. Or she'd probably just sniff it and then go lay on her bed and ignore me.

My 10 year old cat would check it out for its bed like properties and then ignore it based on how it ranked to the card board box it came it.
I have had cats in my life that would use it in the wee hours of the morning.


Still might be quieter than having them tear across the floor like a demon.

Of course that sort of behavior is why I'm glad I have a garage.
 
2014-07-21 07:10:11 AM  
Cats really aren't into the exercise thing.
 
2014-07-21 07:44:01 AM  
Has kickstarter reached Peak Scam yet or is there still room for noobs to get rich off stupid ideas?

/that thing is 4 farking feet across.  It's not a cat toy, it's a piece of furniture.
 
2014-07-21 07:55:20 AM  
This would be perfect for my Kitten Mittons.
 
2014-07-21 08:07:23 AM  
 
2014-07-21 08:28:22 AM  
Chain Fluffy to it, hook him up to your power grid, voila! Utility rebate!
 
2014-07-21 08:31:57 AM  
If you give $5,000 or more they will give you a production credit by writing your name on a cat.
 
2014-07-21 08:39:35 AM  
 
2014-07-21 08:51:23 AM  
I'm not a cat person (allergic) but that is one awesome looking cat.
 
2014-07-21 08:53:24 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: This would be perfect for my Kitten Mittons.


Mother Hitton?
 
2014-07-21 08:59:38 AM  

fusillade762: DON.MAC: strangeluck: DON.MAC: This thing needs a night lock on it.  I'm thinking a young tom cat might like to see just how fast it will go and how much noise it can make at say 4 am.

If I got this exercise wheel for my cat, she'd slap me across the face and laugh at me. Or she'd probably just sniff it and then go lay on her bed and ignore me.

My 10 year old cat would check it out for its bed like properties and then ignore it based on how it ranked to the card board box it came it.
I have had cats in my life that would use it in the wee hours of the morning.

Still might be quieter than having them tear across the floor like a demon.

Of course that sort of behavior is why I'm glad I have a garage.


I don't see cats using this either,  they would much rather whip around the house,  it seems more fun.

I bought exercise wheels made for chinchillas and mine never used them,  they slept in it from time to time though.

They got their exercise from running around in the basement or living room.
 
2014-07-21 09:37:20 AM  
I read that as "clothes rack of cats".
 
2014-07-21 09:42:35 AM  
Maybe if you added the Dreaded Red Dot the cat would use it.  My Doxie would stroke out trying to get that annoying little dot.
 
2014-07-21 09:58:11 AM  

DON.MAC: This thing needs a night lock on it.  I'm thinking a young tom cat might like to see just how fast it will go and how much noise it can make at say 4 am.


You know the door stopper that screws into the baseboard and it's basically a spring with a rubber cap on the end? It turns out cats love the springy noise it makes when they bend it sideways and let it go. And they love to do that in the middle of the night.
 
2014-07-21 10:22:30 AM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: DON.MAC: This thing needs a night lock on it.  I'm thinking a young tom cat might like to see just how fast it will go and how much noise it can make at say 4 am.

You know the door stopper that screws into the baseboard and it's basically a spring with a rubber cap on the end? It turns out cats love the springy noise it makes when they bend it sideways and let it go. And they love to do that in the middle of the night.


*sproing! Sproing! Sproing!*

I'll KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE MOTHERFARKER IF YOU DON'T STOP!

*Cat heard laughing evilly*
 
2014-07-21 10:39:58 AM  
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2014-07-21 11:23:36 AM  

Stavr0: [i.imgur.com image 475x266]


Seriously tho', what's the point of that being a spring except to make the noise?  It doesn't compress inward, so when it's used for its intended purpose it's basically nothing but a hunk of metal with a rubber cap.  Might as well just put a rubber cover on the doorknob.
 
2014-07-21 11:33:03 AM  

dookdookdook: Stavr0: [i.imgur.com image 475x266]

Seriously tho', what's the point of that being a spring except to make the noise?  It doesn't compress inward, so when it's used for its intended purpose it's basically nothing but a hunk of metal with a rubber cap.  Might as well just put a rubber cover on the doorknob.


If you accidentally catch it with your foot you want it to flex.
 
2014-07-21 11:35:24 AM  
This is a great idea for energetic cats like Bengals and Savannahs, assuming you introduce them to it while they are young.  Your average middle-aged cat is going to look at it with a "yeah, that ain't gonna happen" dismissal.
 
2014-07-21 12:00:30 PM  

abhorrent1: I'm not a cat person (allergic) but that is one awesome looking cat.


I agree. Bengal cats are one of my favorite breeds.
 
2014-07-21 12:51:58 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: dookdookdook: Stavr0: [i.imgur.com image 475x266]

Seriously tho', what's the point of that being a spring except to make the noise?  It doesn't compress inward, so when it's used for its intended purpose it's basically nothing but a hunk of metal with a rubber cap.  Might as well just put a rubber cover on the doorknob.

If you accidentally catch it with your foot you want it to flex.


I accidentally keep stepping on and breaking mine, useless I say.
 
2014-07-21 03:05:49 PM  
Anyone catch the other article off to the side on that site?

http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/21/woman-tries-to-shoplift-a-vibrator-in- ba bys-buggy-4805400/


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