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(NBC News)   Nude dude who dumped his wife off jet ski onto sandbar near offshore nudist swingers beach after she claimed to see him blowing some dude is now prime suspect in her murder   (nbcnews.com) divider line 90
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2014-07-21 01:30:53 AM  
I was surprised this didn't have the Florida tag.

Then I saw that it was just a click a bit off on the tag list.
 
2014-07-21 01:36:19 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-21 02:37:14 AM  

feckingmorons: I was surprised this didn't have the Florida tag.

Then I saw that it was just a click a bit off on the tag list.


Fark needs a "Florida-Up" tag.
 
2014-07-21 03:06:33 AM  
Deputies say the man was on a boat.

nickstravelblog.com
 
2014-07-21 07:05:42 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: [img.fark.net image 500x281]

came for this.
 
2014-07-21 07:06:55 AM  
That article was obviously written - and edited - by the summer intern.
 
2014-07-21 07:07:42 AM  
The affidavit says she had a bruise to the life death side of her head and a bruise on her left bicep.


FTFT
 
2014-07-21 07:08:46 AM  
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-07-21 07:09:18 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-07-21 07:11:53 AM  
Well he can be blowing dudes all he likes now...in prison
 
2014-07-21 07:13:03 AM  
Okay, we're going to need a follow up on this follow up with a more comprehensible writer. They had a spat last weekend, cops took her to a hospital, and she died on Wednesday. Was she in the hospital on Wednesday, and was it continuous since the pick-up? How did she die?

And suddenly I suspect this is one of those things where the paper has outsourced their writing staff to people the the third world with ESL skills and an internet connection.
 
2014-07-21 07:13:07 AM  
Still sisnt know if she was hot.
 
2014-07-21 07:13:31 AM  
it's weird that she was already dead the day before the first greenlight of this story.
 
2014-07-21 07:17:17 AM  

doomjesse: Well he can be blowing dudes all he likes now...in prison


That would be like throwing him in the proverbial briar patch.
 
2014-07-21 07:24:16 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: [img.fark.net image 500x281]


Good man.

Came here for this.
 
2014-07-21 07:25:32 AM  
These detectives will be asking a lot of hair questions.
 
2014-07-21 07:28:48 AM  
Is there anything in this story that would make the news if it hadn't been for the word "nudist"?

/Brought to you by the letter N!
 
2014-07-21 07:32:05 AM  

foxyshadis: Is there anything in this story that would make the news if it hadn't been for the word "nudist"?

/Brought to you by the letter N!


The swingers beach and homo blojo would still be pretty juicy.
 
2014-07-21 07:32:14 AM  
Deputies really want to talk to witnesses, especially the man Doster had relations with.

Spit or swallow?
 
2014-07-21 07:36:25 AM  

fusillade762: Deputies say the man was on a boat.

[nickstravelblog.com image 850x420]


Also worth mentioning:
www.wannafork.com
Boats n hoes.
 
2014-07-21 07:37:19 AM  
To be fair to him, he did tell her several times before bashing her head in.
 
2014-07-21 07:43:30 AM  
Doesn't say what she died from though.
 
2014-07-21 07:45:09 AM  
Watta cocksucker.
 
2014-07-21 07:47:57 AM  

cygnusx13: That article was obviously written - and edited - by the summer intern.


It seems more likely that it was edited by the summer intern's cat.

I've ordered pizzas at 2:00 AM that were crafted with more care than that article.
 
2014-07-21 07:53:08 AM  
That blows.
 
2014-07-21 07:53:09 AM  

wildcardjack: Okay, we're going to need a follow up on this follow up with a more comprehensible writer. They had a spat last weekend, cops took her to a hospital, and she died on Wednesday. Was she in the hospital on Wednesday, and was it continuous since the pick-up? How did she die?

And suddenly I suspect this is one of those things where the paper has outsourced their writing staff to people the the third world with ESL skills and an internet connection.


Most news story writing has now been outsourced to Indonesian child sweatshop labor.
 
2014-07-21 07:53:51 AM  

WhiskeySticks:


Done in 8, came for this, etc.
 
2014-07-21 07:56:39 AM  
i291.photobucket.com

"Try not to suck any dick on your way to the boat ramp!"
 
2014-07-21 08:06:06 AM  
www.infomercial-hell.com
 
2014-07-21 08:09:31 AM  

wildcardjack: Okay, we're going to need a follow up on this follow up with a more comprehensible writer. They had a spat last weekend, cops took her to a hospital, and she died on Wednesday. Was she in the hospital on Wednesday, and was it continuous since the pick-up? How did she die?

And suddenly I suspect this is one of those things where the paper has outsourced their writing staff to people the the third world with ESL skills and an internet connection.


So... Florida?
 
2014-07-21 08:19:29 AM  
Serious overreaction to getting caught giving a dude in a boat a blowjob.
 
2014-07-21 08:29:55 AM  

wildcardjack: Okay, we're going to need a follow up on this follow up with a more comprehensible writer. They had a spat last weekend, cops took her to a hospital, and she died on Wednesday. Was she in the hospital on Wednesday, and was it continuous since the pick-up? How did she die?

And suddenly I suspect this is one of those things where the paper has outsourced their writing staff to people the the third world with ESL skills and an internet connection.


Some of the other articles say it was from her injuries, and she didn't leave the hospital, but was conscious to give her story to responders there.  It doesn't sound like life threatening injuries in the original description, but most likely there is no other information released.  The first responder info is all that is in the police report.  The hospital wouldn't detail her health past that, and the husband certainly wouldn't.  More might come up when they actually adjust the charges against him.
 
2014-07-21 08:34:36 AM  

badhatharry: Serious overreaction to getting caught giving a dude in a boat a blowjob.


I know right?

I mean..... he has a boat!
 
2014-07-21 08:36:36 AM  

NobleHam: foxyshadis: Is there anything in this story that would make the news if it hadn't been for the word "nudist"?

/Brought to you by the letter N!

The swingers beach and homo blojo would still be pretty juicy.


Your choice of words...seem...
Oh, forget it.


/here for the second post.
//thanks Ecmo
///stranded slashies
 
2014-07-21 08:40:57 AM  
The number one rule of giving-random-guys-blowjos-in-a-boat club is you don't talk about giving-random-guys-blowjos-in-a-boat club.
 
2014-07-21 08:58:11 AM  
Surely, she must have seen him coming.
 
2014-07-21 08:59:35 AM  
FTFA - "Pamela then returned to sand bar"

So is sand bar a place, a town, or a state of mind.  As has been noted, the cat that wrote the article needs some more edumaucation

Also I am assuming the couple looks nowhere near as good as one might hope for folks hanging around all naked and such

He sort of has crazy eyes

webby.com
 
2014-07-21 09:02:43 AM  

Elegy: badhatharry: Serious overreaction to getting caught giving a dude in a boat a blowjob.

I know right?

I mean..... he has a boat!


HAHAHA
 
2014-07-21 09:09:32 AM  
Well, he's boned.
 
2014-07-21 09:11:52 AM  
This is like Second Life in 3D with sand which was way better than Leisure Suit Larry.
 
2014-07-21 09:24:27 AM  
Pro Tip: It's best not to go on the DL if you actually have your wife with you.
 
2014-07-21 09:29:05 AM  
Anne Marie Island
Just the tip
 
2014-07-21 09:34:10 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers:


Came here to say this.
 
2014-07-21 09:54:04 AM  
I've always been astonished by how closet-cases never seem to have any trouble attracting women.  I thought women were supposed to be perceptive about these things, and could easily pick up on a dude's sexual orientation?
 
2014-07-21 09:56:22 AM  

JohnCarter: Also I am assuming the couple looks nowhere near as good as one might hope for folks hanging around all naked and such


I went to a nude beach once.  It was mostly middle aged people well past their 'best-by' date.   Took like a gallon of eye-bleach and it still burns.
 
2014-07-21 09:56:51 AM  

Fissile: I've always been astonished by how closet-cases never seem to have any trouble attracting women.  I thought women were supposed to be perceptive about these things, and could easily pick up on a dude's sexual orientation?


Women like gay dudes.
 
2014-07-21 10:00:37 AM  

H31N0US: Fissile: I've always been astonished by how closet-cases never seem to have any trouble attracting women.  I thought women were supposed to be perceptive about these things, and could easily pick up on a dude's sexual orientation?

Women like gay dudes.


OK, so women like gay dudes, but they don't like the sight of a wang in their gay dude's mouth?    Explain.
 
2014-07-21 10:08:43 AM  

doyner: feckingmorons: I was surprised this didn't have the Florida tag.

Then I saw that it was just a click a bit off on the tag list.

Fark needs a "Florida-Up" tag.


Florida tag trumps all in theory. Stories like this is the whole reason that there is a Florida tag.
 
2014-07-21 10:10:04 AM  

Fissile: H31N0US: Fissile: I've always been astonished by how closet-cases never seem to have any trouble attracting women.  I thought women were supposed to be perceptive about these things, and could easily pick up on a dude's sexual orientation?

Women like gay dudes.

OK, so women like gay dudes, but they don't like the sight of a wang in their gay dude's mouth?    Explain.


They don't want the competitiion as gay guys actually want to and have practice in sucking cock.
 
2014-07-21 10:11:03 AM  
Deputies say there were a lot of witnesses out there that day who may have seen what happened ...

Go figure, a bunch of naked people and there were a lot of witnesses.
 
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