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(BBC)   "Monster typhoon buffets south China." Is that all-you-can-eat?   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 31
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2014-07-20 02:53:24 PM
i65.photobucket.com
 
2014-07-20 04:33:27 PM
Typhoon  Rasmussen

They'll have to work long and hard to come up with a typhoon name more terrifying than 2005's "LongWang".
 
2014-07-20 05:01:52 PM
And it was hungry an hour later.

/obligatory
 
2014-07-20 05:14:36 PM
Go home typhoon, you been here 4 hour!
 
2014-07-20 05:15:54 PM

JoieD'Zen: Go home typhoon, you been here 4 hour!


You scare my wife!
 
2014-07-20 05:34:40 PM

Peter von Nostrand: And it was hungry an hour later.

/obligatory


Shakes tiny fist
 
2014-07-20 05:36:04 PM
Storm at the South China Buffet.

cdn3.gossipcenter.com
 
2014-07-20 05:39:00 PM
Supertyphoon Homer

static1.businessinsider.com
 
2014-07-20 05:44:39 PM
And now for something completely different...

www.ihomeremedy.net

Oh, monster typhoon. I misread that.
 
2014-07-20 05:57:31 PM

Yaw String: [i65.photobucket.com image 315x275]


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2014-07-20 06:04:38 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: JoieD'Zen: Go home typhoon, you been here 4 hour!

You scare my wife!


You eat vegetable!
 
2014-07-20 06:24:14 PM

JoieD'Zen: Go home typhoon, you been here 4 hour!


Came to say similar.
 
2014-07-20 06:31:50 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

R.I.P. TYPHOON RAMMSTEIN
 
2014-07-20 06:33:19 PM

syrynxx: Typhoon  Rasmussen


If that was the name, I certainly wouldn't trust any weather data coming out of it.
 
2014-07-20 06:34:37 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
Dammit! I thought you said Monster Thai food buffet.
 
2014-07-20 06:35:15 PM
This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story.
 
2014-07-20 07:26:43 PM

GDubDub: JoieD'Zen: Go home typhoon, you been here 4 hour!

Came to say similar.


We're done.
 
2014-07-20 07:27:04 PM

zamboni: MaudlinMutantMollusk: JoieD'Zen: Go home typhoon, you been here 4 hour!

You scare my wife!

You eat vegetable!


Son of a biatch!
 
2014-07-20 07:58:26 PM
Its all you eat..
Not you eat all!!
 
2014-07-20 08:37:32 PM
All You Can Eat No Mean Eat Whole Country! You Go Now By!
 
2014-07-20 08:39:38 PM
That much Chinese, you're gonna pass a lot of wind.
 
2014-07-20 08:41:38 PM
You go Now!
 
2014-07-20 09:25:10 PM

syrynxx: Typhoon  Rasmussen

They'll have to work long and hard to come up with a typhoon name more terrifying than 2005's "LongWang".


Joke all you want, I was here in Asia when that one came through. I've never been more terrified for my life before or since.
 
2014-07-20 10:12:20 PM
i1.ytimg.com
Buffeting!
 
2014-07-20 10:13:08 PM
It started out with some Balut and is now heading for some Moo Goo Gai Pan!
 
2014-07-20 10:39:32 PM
No City-Wok reference yet???
 
2014-07-20 11:55:23 PM
'Buffet (food)' as a verb?  I'm going to have to check with the judges on that.  And I'm sensing a rousing chorus of thumbs up.
 
2014-07-20 11:57:56 PM
GOD is punishing those god-less commies
 
2014-07-21 12:51:34 AM
The typhoon is going to wind up getting hungry in a few hours and will probably go back again.
 
2014-07-21 01:55:48 AM
Subby

Didn't I warren you about these buffet puns?

/nice headline
 
2014-07-22 12:55:14 AM
RIP typhoon Pinette.
*bows*
Free Wirrie!
 
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