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(Washington Post)   As it turns out, Florida is the best state in the US for __________________   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Highway Trust Fund, American Society of Civil Engineers, user fees, civil engineers, roads, bridges, Sunshine State, road transportation  
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9313 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jul 2014 at 3:50 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-07-20 01:25:12 PM  
2014-07-20 01:30:07 PM  
News organizations desperate for filler.
2014-07-20 01:31:41 PM  
Restoring one's self-esteem
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-07-20 01:31:55 PM  
2014-07-20 01:31:56 PM  
Bewb tats.
2014-07-20 01:38:57 PM  
...old people to die in?
2014-07-20 01:39:35 PM  
2014-07-20 01:43:58 PM  
Seeing manatee.
2014-07-20 01:57:31 PM  
2014-07-20 02:17:07 PM  
Getting married
Having a few kids
Buying some stuff
Retiring to Florida
2014-07-20 02:33:30 PM  
Tramp stamps and coconut body spray
2014-07-20 03:04:43 PM  
providing us with women with daddy-issues
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-07-20 03:11:29 PM  
Tot moms?
2014-07-20 03:13:40 PM  
fixing the cable?
2014-07-20 03:34:21 PM  
2014-07-20 03:51:27 PM  
2014-07-20 03:52:20 PM  
Watching a peninsula slowly consume itself via limestone erosion?
2014-07-20 03:54:40 PM  
Lesbian serial killers
2014-07-20 03:54:56 PM  

quatchi: ...old people to die in?

I want to die in an old person. How do I arrange that?
2014-07-20 03:54:57 PM  
2014-07-20 03:55:54 PM  
Cuban food?
2014-07-20 03:56:31 PM  
Who paid to have that article written?
2014-07-20 03:57:05 PM  
A. Gang violence
B. Drug wars
C. Auto theft
D. Shootings
E. Derpy things that morans do to get killed that make the state famous for having the most per capita idiocy percentage of any state, including Illinois.
2014-07-20 03:57:07 PM  

drumhellar: quatchi: ...old people to die in?

I want to die in an old person. How do I arrange that?

1. Obtain lightsaber
2. Head on down to Boca
3. "I thought they smelled bad... on the outside!"
4. Wait.
2014-07-20 03:57:08 PM  
Blow, Cocaine, Iliict drugs and all sorts of unhealthy recreational *things*
2014-07-20 03:58:04 PM  
2014-07-20 03:58:27 PM  
figuring out that alligators like Cheetos?
2014-07-20 03:59:27 PM  

MemeSlave: buttsecks?

Let's hope they don't confuse Poly-Grip for Anal lube .
2014-07-20 03:59:55 PM  
bed sores?
2014-07-20 04:00:24 PM  
Fark tags?

But seriously when you are heading north on I95 you can tell by the highway condition among other things that you entered Georgia. The stretch through South Carolina is even worse.
2014-07-20 04:01:47 PM  

MemeSlave: buttsecks?

Maybe in Orlando and Key West.

/obligatory nttawwt
2014-07-20 04:02:29 PM  
I see what you did there Subby.
2014-07-20 04:02:54 PM  
Cheap slutty women. Women with daisy-dukes & tanned legs. Panama City license plate tramp stamps. Seafood. White sand & emerald water (at least where I'm at), did I mention slutty women? Boats. A BPS close by. Watching tourists wreck their Mercedes/BMW/Lexus at 30 mph. Slutty women. Nice roads. Tanned legs. Slutty women. Nice looking MILF's. Slutty women.
2014-07-20 04:03:13 PM  
Because of the old people and the laws protecting them from seizure
2014-07-20 04:03:21 PM  

hillary: megarian: figuring out that alligators like Cheetos?

Cheetos are supposed to say in the drugs and drug-offenders threads.

Well, alligators DO like Cheetos.

See? You learned something today. And I learned that alligators are probably potheads.
2014-07-20 04:05:23 PM  

ZMugg: MemeSlave: buttsecks?

Let's hope they don't confuse Poly-Grip for Anal lube .

I just sprayed my monitor. Thanks, it needed a wipe-down anyway.
2014-07-20 04:05:49 PM  
See...there is positive about Florida...
2014-07-20 04:06:13 PM  
Aging fluffers?
2014-07-20 04:06:34 PM  
Pill mills?
2014-07-20 04:06:50 PM  

shanrick: fixing the cable?

Don't be fatuous, shanrick.
2014-07-20 04:07:03 PM  
Grand Theft Auto sequels?
2014-07-20 04:07:37 PM  
so um ...
higher gas taxes = better roads and bridges??
color me completely shocked
2014-07-20 04:07:37 PM  
Plagues of locusts?
2014-07-20 04:07:41 PM  
Stupid.  Always low stupid, all the time.
2014-07-20 04:08:31 PM  

hillary: The Skyway Bridge (pictured) is awesome, and I rarely use that abused word. I drive over it about once a month to go to a concert or see the Rays play. $2.50 round trip toll, worth every penny just for the ride and the view, bith from it and approaching it.

Hey, someone goes to Rays games. When I lived in Tampa I couldnt be bothered to cross the Gandy Bridge for that.

/ok I did go to a few but the stadium was awful when I lived there.
//and yes, the Skyway Bridge is pretty farking awesome
2014-07-20 04:09:10 PM  
Making other states look respectable
2014-07-20 04:09:23 PM  
Busted hips and blue hair
2014-07-20 04:13:29 PM  
Gas taxes and toll roads.

And snakes when it rains.
2014-07-20 04:14:54 PM  
Looking like a penis?
2014-07-20 04:15:30 PM  
I live a mile from the Seven Mile Bridge. We might have the best roads, but we also have roads that seem to have never-ending construction ( I guess like the rest of the U.S. ).
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