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(Fox News)   Rob Ford says that he is now "sober as a judge." All judges in Toronto immediately asked to give hair and blood samples   (foxnews.com ) divider line
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2014-07-20 08:14:52 AM  
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2014-07-20 09:21:05 AM  
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Sober as a judge.
 
2014-07-20 10:41:21 AM  
Just go away already.
 
2014-07-20 10:42:45 AM  
So now instead of being high as a kite, belligerent, crazy, crass, crude and corrupt he's just belligerent, crazy, crass, crude and corrupt?

Marginal improvement is marginal but good for you, Rob.

Now. Go. Away.
 
2014-07-20 10:47:09 AM  
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2014-07-20 11:10:56 AM  
He's running for re-election.

Amazing how he got sober just in time!
 
2014-07-20 11:15:42 AM  
We could always let Rob Ford become Mayor of D.C.
He'd fit right in.
 
2014-07-20 11:38:30 AM  
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Drinking water from a beer stein, in city council.  Sure he will remain sober...
 
2014-07-20 12:14:56 PM  
Of course he is. And Lindsay Lohan is MENSA material.

www.thewire.com
 
2014-07-20 12:32:39 PM  
I love this guy.
 
2014-07-20 12:38:14 PM  

Apos: Of course he is. And Lindsay Lohan is MENSA material.

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GIANT PILE OF CRACK! Look out, lady.
 
2014-07-20 01:03:07 PM  
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2014-07-20 01:24:07 PM  
"Rob Ford says that he is now "sober as a judge". All judges in Toronto immediately asked to give hair and blood samples "

but...Drug testing is not legal in the Great White North...
 
2014-07-20 01:27:35 PM  

Tymast: [cdn.hark.com image 720x368]


okay you win the internets , all of them.
 
2014-07-20 01:39:12 PM  
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The cropped image of Ford from this picture forms my profile pic on FB.  Why?  Because it says everything about this guy.
 
2014-07-20 02:04:32 PM  
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Wuutttt??
 
2014-07-20 02:56:55 PM  
Next week, he's going to rehab to break his dependency on cliches.
 
2014-07-20 04:23:04 PM  
He will win. He has a lot of powerful friends.


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2014-07-20 04:56:02 PM  
I saw Rob Ford & Obama snorting coke off a hooker's ass.
 
2014-07-20 05:39:33 PM  

jso2897: I love this guy.


I do too. He's just like the epitome of every terrible,corrupt,stupid politician rolled into one and dusted with a healthy dose of drugs.

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2014-07-20 06:13:21 PM  

Mantour: [pbs.twimg.com image 545x365]

Drinking water from a beer stein, in city council.  Sure he will remain sober...


I'm not sure that's just water.
 
2014-07-20 06:50:09 PM  

A Terrible Human: jso2897: I love this guy.

I do too. He's just like the epitome of every terrible,corrupt,stupid politician rolled into one and dusted with a healthy dose of drugs.


I don't think a video of him smoking dust has come out yet. Give it time.
 
2014-07-20 07:01:22 PM  
Sober Rob Ford is pretty boring. And with no distractions it's become painfully obvious how ineffectual he is.
 
2014-07-20 07:06:14 PM  

Mantour: Drinking water from a beer stein, in city council.  Sure he will remain sober...


People that fat and drunk tend to drink their vodak by the quart...
 
2014-07-20 07:21:43 PM  
he might actually be sober, but I would wager good money he won't stay sober.
 
2014-07-20 07:47:39 PM  
Maybe I've not worked in the hospital long enough... but why hair samples?

If you're going to get a drug test, it's urine and blood around these parts.

Hair samples are for metal poisoning (like lead) and DNA.
 
2014-07-20 07:59:04 PM  

Weatherkiss: Maybe I've not worked in the hospital long enough... but why hair samples?

If you're going to get a drug test, it's urine and blood around these parts.

Hair samples are for metal poisoning (like lead) and DNA.


Tiny traces of many drugs including pot actually get stored in your hair.

This makes it possible to test for drug use that could have taken place months or even years prior.

The fact that it's pretty farked up for anybody to care if you smoked a joint in the last ten months or so depending on your hair length is another matter.
 
2014-07-20 08:02:13 PM  

quatchi: So now instead of being high as a kite, belligerent, crazy, crass, crude and corrupt he's just belligerent, crazy, crass, crude and corrupt?

Marginal improvement is marginal but good for you, Rob.

Now. Go. Away.


And yet there are dozens of American politicians I would LOVE to trade for Ford.
 
2014-07-20 08:30:36 PM  
I will admit to being someone who would LOVE to see the next tape of him wasted and hateful.

He's a popcorn mayor.
 
2014-07-20 08:38:00 PM  

Riche: Weatherkiss: Maybe I've not worked in the hospital long enough... but why hair samples?

If you're going to get a drug test, it's urine and blood around these parts.

Hair samples are for metal poisoning (like lead) and DNA.

Tiny traces of many drugs including pot actually get stored in your hair.

This makes it possible to test for drug use that could have taken place months or even years prior.

The fact that it's pretty farked up for anybody to care if you smoked a joint in the last ten months or so depending on your hair length is another matter.


It was suggested as one of the reasons Brittany Spears shaved her head during her meltdown: to destroy any evidence of drug use.
 
2014-07-20 08:58:48 PM  
http://globalnews.ca/news/1440370/rob-ford-kicked-out-of-therapy-group -in-rehab-for-abusive-behaviour-report/

Oh yeah, he's cured.
 
2014-07-20 09:41:18 PM  

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: I saw Rob Ford & Obama snorting coke off a hooker's ass.


You leave Hillary out of this.
 
2014-07-20 09:43:53 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: It was suggested as one of the reasons Brittany Spears shaved her head during her meltdown: to destroy any evidence of drug use.


Hope she got a full Brazilian as well.  Doesn't have to be hair from your head.
 
2014-07-20 10:21:44 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Next week, he's going to rehab to break his dependency on cliches.


At first I thought that said "clothes" and I was frightened

/so, so scared
//hold me
///three is the rule
 
2014-07-20 11:46:30 PM  

Riche: Weatherkiss: Maybe I've not worked in the hospital long enough... but why hair samples?

If you're going to get a drug test, it's urine and blood around these parts.

Hair samples are for metal poisoning (like lead) and DNA.

Tiny traces of many drugs including pot actually get stored in your hair.

This makes it possible to test for drug use that could have taken place months or even years prior.

The fact that it's pretty farked up for anybody to care if you smoked a joint in the last ten months or so depending on your hair length is another matter.


Well, I learned something today.
 
2014-07-21 12:55:03 AM  
zimbomba63:

That's my new phone back ground, thanks!
 
2014-07-21 01:38:43 AM  

valkore: Dwight_Yeast: It was suggested as one of the reasons Brittany Spears shaved her head during her meltdown: to destroy any evidence of drug use.

Hope she got a full Brazilian as well.  Doesn't have to be hair from your head.


Huh.  Guess you never saw those pics of her getting out of the car. O/n several different occasions.
 
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