doomjesse: Is hope someone would put me to death at that point, if only to prove I'm not immortal.
jaylectricity: No death penalty in Massachusetts.
EvilMonkeyBoy: http://youtu.be/RJnCHy0p6n4Patton Oswalt would argue that she should get off scot-free for any murder she commits and that if she can make it another 18 she should be president.
TomD9938: jaylectricity: No death penalty in Massachusetts.Ok, twenty years then, without the possibility of parole.Reminded me of this sad story involving a former pro-wrestler.
Igor Jakovsky: TomD9938: jaylectricity: No death penalty in Massachusetts.Ok, twenty years then, without the possibility of parole.Reminded me of this sad story involving a former pro-wrestler.Thats what happened to Gagne? Sad indeed.
octopied: She was incompetant with dementia 5 years ago and surely her condition hs only worstened since.Just keep her in her own room.
jso2897: Give her a suspended sentence. If she screws up one more time - Slam! into the joint.
gretzkyscores: I think if you make it to 100, you should get a freebie murder. Just one. Cause if you piss off someone that's 100+ years old enough that they actually kill you, you probably deserved it.
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